Remember making milkshakes in the blender as a kid?

no
but I'd drink ovaltine from a sippy cup

Mom used to make the dankest ass milkshakes. I used to offer to wash the thing so she’d give us a shake night

>>21420481 (OP)
I still do it
Strawberry yogurt and canned peaches is king

>>21420481 (OP)
Went through a phase a couple summers ago when I was blending up a banana / vanilla ice cream milkshake pretty much on a daily basis …. Went so hard with it I burnt out the blender, a cheap little “Hamilton beach” piece and never replaced it

>>21420491
oh yeah? you suck her cock after mate? maybe just a little handy?

>>21420481 (OP)
I made a milkshake in the blender just yesterday as a 35 year old man

>>21420481 (OP)
We didn't have a blender. We used a food processor.

>>21420558
We used spoon

>>21420481 (OP)
Shit, it's night time and I'm still gonna make one after seeing this thread. Strawberries and greek yogurt.

>>21420481 (OP)
We had the same blender when I was growing up.
I remember my mom would buy this powdered shit you were supposed to mix with ice and milk rather than just letting us have a normal icecream+milk milkshake.

Nope. Milkshakes were just another thing I couldn't have as a kid, because we "cant afford it". Years later I found out my parents couldve afforded everything I ever wanted.

>>21420728
Btw, "everything I ever wanted" was:
>milkshakes
>a Kinder Surprise egg here and there
>a gameboy advance (I still had a GBC while everyone else had a GBA)
>a really long Hot Wheels track
>some cool Hot Wheels cars
>a big box of KNEX
thats all I wanted as a kid. But I was constantly told no. It wasnt until a few years ago that I found out my parents are millionaires and they live frugally because they genuinely believe theyre poor. But I am grateful for the things they did give me.

>>21420558
We didn't have either
I still use a butter knife

>>21420554
did it make you feel good? like a 25 year old man?

>>21420721
Nestle Quik?

>>21420486
>ovaltine
sugar water
>>21420493
>Strawberry yogurt and canned peaches is king
thick sugar water
>>21420540
>banana / vanilla ice cream milkshake
thick sugar water

don't get me wrong, they taste like heaven, but it's only because of the sugar telling your mind's command center to rape itself

straw berry milk = smoothy?

>>21420721
my grandma had those packets, i think they were blue?
had a best friend who was way into milkshakes but mixing whey powder into it, pretty darn good
i'd make them myself but blenders are so loud.

>>21420481 (OP)
that's not strawberry.......

Literally the exact same blender as mine except ours is green. Her folks left it to us. Works like a charm. Been makin' smoothies for the girls. Been using frozen fruit as a base with a fresh squeezed lemon, a little salt, some monkfruit extract, some honey and some fruit juice. Real good.

>>21420935
Nice Toes Slut

>>21420493
We always used canned fruit too, I liked pineapple a lot. That syrup was so good

>>21420481 (OP)
i do this every day
t. /fit/

>>21420820
wow are you saying a dessert milkshake has sugar in it what the fuck we need to ban this stuff immediately

why did boomers think pastel brown and yellow electronics looked good

>>21421833
Some people think "oh, milk, and strawberries, this must be healthy because milk has vitamins and strawberries are a fruit" and they simply don't know any better. It's like the sorry diet cola chuggers. They think "oh, no sugar, all good" but little do they know the phosphoric acid is clobbering their kidneys with every litre they swallow.

The solution is to ask the Dairy Queen wagey for more milk and less ice cream, taking your milkshake to your hot summer car, and cramming it up your ass.

>>21420481 (OP)
I make one every morning.

>>21421886
Fruit is healthy
Milk is healthy
Blending both together doesn't suddenly make it unhealthy.

>>21421908
aren't you forgetting something to make it a milky shaky?

We had that exact blender lol
My mom made my baby food in it
I bet she still has it

>>21421913
What does shakey mean? My milkshake recipe is milk fruit oats and protein powder.

>>21421987
ooo protein powder! I bet you have pretty strong arms and quads and back muscles!!

>>21422020
Yeah!

>>21422090
I like that!
In a non sexual way, healthy youth have such an innate beauty. Like a team of track and field youth, or a cohort of white army cadets. All white, all fit, and all healthy. Beuatiful. It's unfortunate it's often wasted in wars.

>>21420820
Blending fruit isn't exactly high cuisine

>>21421880
it matched the color of the shag carpets and tobacco stained walls

>>21420721
Those packets always caught my eye at the grocery store, they put them front and center and they had a mystical vibe to their design.

>>21420486
They should call it Roundtine.

Also, I love that this thread somehow turned into the Four Yorkshiremen sketch.

>>21420481 (OP)
Rarely. More common was orange julius, which was just frozen OJ concentrate, ice, milk, sugar and vanilla extract.

>>21422653
weren't there eggs in that too, at one point?

>>21422657
Eggs whites, yes. We tried it once and it doesn't really add much besides make it frothy so you can skip them.

>>21420481 (OP)
Yeah, we’d combine ice cream and canned fruit, sometimes we’d add fresh fruit for texture, but the canned fruit was what gave the real flavor, with all that sugar. I used to love drinking the syrup when I was a kid.

>>21420736
I had a similar experience growing up. I had basically no possessions of my own and my mom couldn't even keep the electric on. Found out as an adult that my mom was a secretive alcoholic and drank it away or otherwise spent it all on herself. I basically never tasted food that wasn't a bologna or ramen until I could buy my own food.

I learned to cook at 16 with food I bought with birthday money from my grandparents. It's crazy to think about now. I bought groceries with my birthday money. What a life.

>>21420736
Your parents are stingy jews and now you’re a cuck grateful for scraps. Many such cases

>>21421670
This. One ripe banana, sprinkle of cinnamon, milk. In summer I also throw in whatever berries are in season.

>>21420491
Her milkshake had all the boys coming to your yard.

>>21420481 (OP)
Lolwut? No, we weren't even allowed to have sugary cereals or ice cream in the house. Our sweets were dried fruits or dark chocolate only. We got ice cream once a year on our birthdays and that's it.
I'm really glad my mom did it this way, I never developed a sugar addiction. I have had soda maybe twice in my life and each time I found it disgusting.

>>21420540
liar

>>21420736
That's why they're millionaires you dunce.

>>21421904
The Go Shit In Your Hat Shake.

>>21420481 (OP)
We had the same exact blender, I used to make a smoothie recipe that I got on the back of the GI Joe fan club card.

1 Orange
Handful of Strawberries
1 banana
Some ice
And some milk

Best smoothie ever

lemme try and remember my pscho mom's recipe she insisted on teaching me
>strawberries, sliced & cores
>sugar, an assload
>milk, around a cup
>ice, like a tray
Shed add the rum or vodka in later. Funny because she'd only share daiquiris at restaurants where she could get caught, but not at home. Psycho