Thread 21420938

What makes Miracle Whip so hip and edgy?

>>21420938 (OP)
The goblins.

>>21420938 (OP)
too tangie

also Mearkle Hwip was only invented when real ingredients were not available and is barely fit for human consumption

Make way, America's favorite coming through.

>>21420958
why does goblin cum taste like dressing

>>21421007
Sweet tartar sauce. Gross.

>>21421007
Make way, Britain's favorite coming through.

>>21420938 (OP)
My mom loved the stuff, but ultimately in adulthood I switched over to mayo.

Why do all this when you could just have some mayo?

>>21421858
>>21421865
I have a theory that sweet things were way more prized by older people, because my 70+ year old parents love anything sweet, including preferring miracle whip to mayo, and then a lot of us who grew up with parents that age always had an abundance of sweet stuff like it was a luxury, which made us not like it as much through over exposure

>>21420938 (OP)
1933: Hitler was rising, Miracle Whip was invented. Coincidence?
This tangy mayo-impersonator was made for people who couldn’t afford real ingredients.

>>21421820
That claim isn't on the label. How can I be sure you're telling the truth?

>>21421898
Zozzle af especially with that picture lmfao rofl

>>21420938 (OP)
It was invented by the same guy who invented Jell-o, pop rocks, and Tang

>>21421007
Ahh...there's the stuff.

>>21420938 (OP)
Too bad that Miracle Whip sucks, compared to the way it used to be. It's not as tangy, but there's also some weird chemical aftertaste that I can't figure out, that definitely was NOT there, twenty years ago.

>>21420938 (OP)
ayyyo gurl let me show you my miracle whip

>>21420938 (OP)
It smells and tastes like spoiled mayonnaise. Some people like that smell and taste. Not me! My wife tries to talk me into liking it but I say NO! I don’t know why she wants me to like it so much.

>>21420938 (OP)
Nothing. Miracle Whip is an affront to God and mayonnaise.

>>21421984
I see. Miracle Whip is for fruit, Mayo is for vegetables.

>>21421984
Too goopy for dressing. Hideous in concept alone. And what the fuck is "boiled dressing". Sounds terrible.

>>21422526
Probably due to a change in the oil used.

>>21420938 (OP)
I would fuck her right in the pussy

>>21423091
Boiled dressing is a type of creamy salad dressing of English and German origin that was especially popular in the 19th century and early 20th century as an alternative to mayonnaise, which is of French origin.[1] Boiled dressing is easier for less skilled cooks to make from scratch, and liquid food oils needed to make mayonnaise were not readily available in Northern Europe and the United States in the 19th century.[2] Mayonnaise was not available for retail purchase until 1912

>>21421264
normal cum tastes a lot like condensed soup so its not unimaginable

>>21421820
Why does Britain's favorite sandwich spread look like week old fermented jizz?

>heavy mayo
>light mustard
Is it that hard?

>>21423282
>Boiled dressing is easier for less skilled cooks to make from scratch [than mayonnaise]
were they really too retarded to shake eggs and oil in the same container?

>>21421895
very accurate from my experience. Every day after school it was a poptart or a honeybun.... every meal had "a pinch of sugar" as a "secret ingredient"... I would have killed for some beef jerkey or little veggie spreads. I loved salads and they always refused to make them. Oh you're hungry? There's some oreos in the pantry... What do you mean you don't want em....

>>21421898
I can fix Ley Ley bros! Inside of this cannibalistic bro-con, is a pure and seiso girl just waiting to come out!

>>21421865
>soybean oil
>modified food starch
>high fructose corn syrup

I can't even tolerate stuff like this anymore. It makes me literally vomit into the nearest trashcan.

One time I complemented Miracle Whip on Twitter, and their account saw it and sent me a 5 coupons for free Miracle Whip.
Was pretty dope.

>>21423139
Maybe. The current is soybean oil. I know cheap store-bought pestos with soyoil definitely have a weird flavor, too.

>>21423596
Yeah I would tell my parents I didn't want cupcakes and wanted some fruit and they acted like I was trying to be a peasant or something, just a different mentality

>>21420938 (OP)
she cute