Thread 21421733

But choose wisely.

>>21421733 (OP)
Nobody should pick the top left, it's utter filth.

>>21421743
You failed to choose a slice. You die.

>>21421733 (OP)
Top right looks best, but it also looks like they jew on the ingredients.

Bottom left; I haven't had breakfast pizza in quite some time. Second choice would be bottom right.

>>21421733 (OP)
I hecking love the big city life, the hustle and bustle and the unique immigrant cuisines.

>>21421772
So, your choice is the NY slice? Just to be clear?

>>21421743
it's an authentic new york 'za, the rest have too much cheese, it's more about the tomato sauce than big globs of cheese and mystery meat toppings, you're supposed to be able to pick it up, fold it and eat it without oil and shit dripping everywhere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajwDOZ3o2nI

>>21421733 (OP)
papa! papa! choose for me please! I don't know where we should go~

>>21421772
italians are white, borderline, but white, their IQ is 100 like other white people

>>21421777
I'll let you work it out.

>>21421733 (OP)
The Chicago one looks the best by far.

>>21421786
>tiny bowl of mashed potatoes for 16 bux
Fuck zoomers and their inability to cook for themselves.

>>21421760
The crust is completely flat and the toppings are burnt.

It almost looks like a generic frozen pizza.

>>21421794
Not being able to manage the vegetables and turkey is one thing but they could indeed have just made their own mash and saved a chunk of the cost.

>>21421798
>burnt
Not burnt. Just looks that way since they use too little cheese and sauce.

>>21421786
>no nutmeg in the mash
Black people don't season they food?

>>21421807
If you're already spending that much on stuff you didn't cook yourself what's the point of doing just the potatoes? Mashed potatoes take time and effort unless you're making the instant crap. Who wants homemade potatoes with store-bought gravy?

>>21421835
It's not "burnt" but overcooked, anyway the crust is obviously premade frozen trash.

>>21421733 (OP)
People outside of the NY/PA/NJ tri-state area don't realize how truly awful their pizza tastes and quite frankly they don't need to know

>>21421844
Mashing potatoes is easy, you can even take shortcuts like not peeling and using some of the water from boiling them + more butter/cream and it will work. Waiting takes the longest. I can understand a zoomer being intimidated by everything else there even gravy but mashed potatoes are one of the easiest things you can make.

>>21421849
Again, why would someone do all that and then just dump someone else's gravy over it? Bleah

>>21421850
To save money and make a larger amount of mashed potato. And maybe to start learning to cook for themselves with the easiest component first. But yes I agree the zoomer mind cannot comprehend such a concept.

>>21421848
>PA
let's be careful about who we include in there

>>21421855
If you're already spending that much then I doubt saving money is a concern. My point stands. If you're already spending $ and letting someone else do all the work, spending time and effort to do just the potatoes is retarded.

>>21421733 (OP)
Bottom right looks gooood

>>21421733 (OP)
I choose a sit down place because I don't eat while walking out of a napkin or paper plate, in Detroit with their trademark "man over 6 foot pizza"

>>21421778
East copesters

Joe's is only good for keeping tourists away from other pizza restaurants.
Frankly Euros would be happier if they used NYC's tourism strategies "If you go to Rome you gotta get a Traditional Roman Street Hot Dog and go to the Pizza joint that Caesarman worked at"

>>21421760
looks like a frozen pizza

>>21421919
This is a gay post, how many cocks? Be honest

>>21421733 (OP)
bottom right > bottom left > top left >>>>> top right

>>21421860
I give you 50/50 odds the people who took the photo live paycheck to paycheck and have a mountain of credit card and student debt on top of it.

>>21421848
>People outside Italy don't realize how truly awful their pizza tastes and quite frankly they don't need to know

>>21421733 (OP)
Imma be real wit u chief, none of these options look appetizing whatsoever.
Bottom left has the best crust but the toppings look horrendous and there's way too much cheese, top right looks like a frozen pizza, bottom right has the same problems as bottom left but a worse crust, and top left is cheap shit guaranteed. I'd make my own 'za long before trying any of these, but if I had to pick then I'd take bottom left and remove the toppings

>>21421772
>posting irrelevant portnose

>>21421848
NY/CT/NJ*
ftfy
when people say "tri-state area", no one is ever referring to PA

>>21421733 (OP)
Not only is it the most appetizing one in that picture of trash but your food likely won't be touched by foreigners or prepared in a kitchen alongside rats and roaches by eating Iowa gas station pizza. Only problem is I bet the sauce is really mild for those Midwest palates.

>>21422074
I’ve worked at Iowa gas stations. They’re not that clean.

>>21422091
New York has sections where trash is stacked along the streets, I'm sure Iowa is much worse.

>>21421850
You can make gravy at home too its even easier than the other things

>>21421733 (OP)
For me its the tiny pizza for four over in the bronx on 69th street and fuckyourself. This pizza is so goddamn good ittl knock your gogagool right off and make you fuck your old mother. Tonys fucking pizzariea you fuggin asshols

>>21422112
>this area has more money so its cleaner
that's not how it works, urban areas are dirty because of certain specific things, that rural areas mostly lack, such as high numbers of poor drug addicted/mentally ill poverty/criminal class demographics packed into areas like sardines

the more room, the less of certain demographics, the less mess

>>21421733 (OP)
I get Casey's pretty regularly.

>>21422170
Fuck i forgot the fuggin pic

>>21422176
Is that a Hot Carl? We have them in CaliWali too and they're my favorite. Apparently they're opening some more locations in a couple major cities. Just look up "Hot Carl" if you wanna find out more

>>21422176
That is Pizza Hut.

>>21422170
There is no 69th Street in the Bronx. That’s the UWS/UES

>>21422171
kek ruraloids clutching their pearls believing every single word that fox news says about cities will never not be funny

>>21422198
negroids snatch pearls that remain unclutched

>>21422198
I understand that you never leave your apartment, but it takes the average farmer 30-60 minutes to drive to their nearest major city and witness the homelessness, dirty streets, concrete jungle, and other utter filth that urbanites choose to live in. If you like those conditions then feel free to stay there instead of ruining what we have going on

>>21422171
Finland and Japan have urban areas that are perfectly clean.

>>21422193
Get a load of this guy hes never been to the bronx what a assshol its next to the corner your fat motha stands on every day pal. Have a good one.

>>21422191
That aint no pizza hut you modafugga its tonys slap your bitch pizzariea in the bronx son

We were on barstool pizza review with that one jew guy uhhh dave portnowitz the one with the big fuggin nose he gave us a 7.6 and took two bites

>>21422325
Thats not the same image

>>21422330
Stating a lie doesn't make it true

>>21422331
Youre defaming my restaurant and i insist you immeiadtly stop it

>>21422220
i own a house in the suburbs but spent my 20s in the city. keep crying though

>>21422340
Nobody is crying but you bitchboy

>>21421733 (OP)
I was gonna say something about Cumby's being the choice for Connecticut but truth is we don't really have slice shops up here. There's Illiano's in Middletown and like a few other places but for the most part it's whole pies only. Which I hate.

>>21421733 (OP)
>slop
>perfection
>slop
>slop
What a conundrum.

>>21421945
Gay cause I'm being honest about Greenwich Village

The correct answer is top right

>>21421733 (OP)
bottom left is breakfast pizza?

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>>21422171
Are you implying that Buttfuck, USA has more money than New York City?

>>21421733 (OP)
I choose neither. They are all a recipe of pizza, there is not a scrap of difference between them

>>21421733 (OP)
which one doesn't have indians working at it?

>>21421733 (OP)
Top left or bottom right. The other two are clearly processed garbage.

>>21421944
Because it is.

>>21423398
https://vocaroo.com/1iCGcXhXhHEg

new york style is a meme. wafer thin crust and no toppings doesnt somehow make your shit magical.

>>21421733 (OP)
looks like chuck e cheese

>>21421733 (OP)
top right only acceptable slice

>>21421733 (OP)
New York Pizza >>>>>>>>>>>> everywhere else

t. Connecticut citizen who has been to New York hundreds of times

>>21426046
Note to other anons- when he says CT resident, he means Greenwich or some other West CT shithole. His rich parents moved out of NYC when they had him and he still resents not getting to be "from the city". I've met these types before, they're almost like weeaboos for NYC, no true Connecticuter would ever take that concrete shithole's cardboard over some New Haven 'za. Also go Red Sox

>>21426143
I was born in Bridgeport, anon. lol

>>21421733 (OP)
i would eat none of those because they are all shit. but if i had to throw away one last it will be casey's general store one.

>>21426235
Bridgeport is a nigger shithole. You're filthy for having been born there.

>>21426408
I'm honestly glad I grew up there in the 90s. Helped shape my worldview. All the gangs and drugs, and ghetto shit and what have you. Makes you street smart, and appreciate peace more

>>21421733 (OP)
Casey's for the nostalgia

>>21421733 (OP)
Once again Chicago wins out over all

>>21426408
Obsessed.

>>21421733 (OP)
Ricobenes

>>21421772
Weird how the jew gets so much cheese pizza, huh?

>>21421733 (OP)
the one from NYC, the best pizza in the world

>>21422413
every shitty ghetto corner pizza shop started selling slices around me in CT and theyre probably more decent than cumby's and prolly 2 others of OP's pic

>>21426143
amen
go yankees

>>21426235
oof

>>21421848
>jew yorker thinks anyone else cares about his sewage water pizza

>>21421733 (OP)
LOL
CUM!

>>21421733 (OP)
Only one I've had is Caseys which is pretty good

>>21426235
Hey what’s that drive thru burger joint that’s actually local and not a chain? Isn’t that in your hometown?

>>21421733 (OP)
cum land looks the best

out of the way, master race coming through

>>21422050
I live in NJ and tri-state means NY PA and NJ because of Philly and NYC. The reading terminal is like 20 minutes away from me. I'd rather go to Philly than NYC to be desu. That place is way more fun and has cooler people.

>>21428803
"Tri-state area" means NY, NJ, and CT. You are wrong. Sorry to burst your bubble, you Jersey piece of shit.

>>21428811
Ain't no one cares about shitty ass CT dude

>>21428814
I accept your concession.

>>21428820
>Wikipedia is a "source"
Big yike

casey's looks best

>>21428826
It's a better source than your ass.

>>21428826
You were btfo'd. Just be a man and apologize.

>>21428881
Don't samefag bruh, it's over. You done embarrassed yourself.

>>21421760
>>21421798
>>21421944
Cumberland Farms is literally a gas station chain, and OP specified it's in Hartford to boot, i.e. the ghetto. Somebody's a-trollin'.

>>21428814
Most of the rich people you see working in Lower Manhattan live in CT, anon.

>>21428589
You're probably thinking of Tomlinson's. Great spot

>>21428826
Maybe not in 2003, but today, yeah, it is. Not that it matters, because your senselessly contrarian idiocy here is easily refuted with two seconds of Googling. Terms have consensus meanings.

>pepparoni
>mistery meat
miss me with that shit, top left it is.

>>21421733 (OP)
They’re all fucking shit. Cumberland Farms? Casey’s General Store? Don’t know why you would buy Pizza from places like that.

>>21429244
Cumberland Farms is a fucking upscale gas station. Whoever put it up there was joking

>>21429265
That’s what it looked like. You can get the same thing or better at any other gas station.

>>21429244
Why did you capitalize the word "pizza"?

>>21421848
It's not even all of PA, it's only Philly. Once you get west of there it goes downhill fast. Pittsburgh pizza is pretty awful.

>>21430761
Because I felt like it, you dipshit grammar JEW.

>>21421733 (OP)
Let's see...
Joe's: Anemic
Cumberland Farms: Anemic and burnt
Casey's: Fine
Ricobene's: Points for the cheese and toppings going to the crust but it's a greasy mess.

Would go with Casey's.

>>21421850
I'll pour my gravy all over your mashed taters

>>21430821
Northeast Pennsylvania has some great pizza.

https://www.tiktok.com/@krispypizza_/video/7427491074064583967

This is my favorite new york spot

>>21421733 (OP)
Bottom right probably, the rest seem a bit dry.

>>21421733 (OP)
tl 1-3
tr 4-6
bl 7-9
br 0

>>21430894
Hmm. Why did you call me that?

>>21421733 (OP)
Prob go with Davenport desu
It's the only one that seems original and not just a replay

>>21421733 (OP)
I hate New York kikes and their "pizza" so much it's unreal

>>21421733 (OP)
casey's

>>21421772
>theyre all exactly the same

>>21421844
Mashed potatos take like 20m of actual work when you dont include boiling time
20m of work you shouldnt do because mashed potatos are trash

>>21421733 (OP)
I choose a good lookin za

>>21421733 (OP)
I've been to ricobenes, although I had an Italian beef and hot fries, not the pizza. Would still be my pick though

>>21421733 (OP)
New Hampshire has the best pizza out of all the places I've been and I like no one seems to know that. After that it would have to be CT, NJ, and some spot out in MT and CA

>>21421733 (OP)
They all look bad to be honest.

>>21437520
i want to eat slop like this everyday

>>21438090
This may be the first time I've ever seen NH mentioned specifically for food here. Only place I've ever eaten there was Chez Vachon, drove a few hours up to try Montreal smoked meat and poutine. It was pretty good although I felt like the smoked meat would probably be bigger portions in actual Montreal.

>>21421743
It looks like it, but the two at the bottom look somehow worse

>>21421733 (OP)
I'll take a Papa John's thank you very much.

NYC, every time.

>>21421733 (OP)
Costco food court.

>>21445800
its literally papa johns tier, but without the dipping sauce, and far more browns hovering around the pickup counter

>>21421733 (OP)
Why is there nothing on any of these sliced

>>21421733 (OP)
I know exactly what bottom left tastes like. I have never felt proud to eat it, but I know I enjoy it every time.

>>21421772
I have heard this show refferenced more than 30 times at least and yet literally no one views this crap