Vanilla Hate Thread - /ck/ (#21422371) [Archived: 1192 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:02:09 PM No.21422371
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Discuss the objectively worst flavour in this thread. Make sure to mock it by comparing it to other superior flavours (chocolate, strawberry, etc). If you hate vanilla, reply I HATE VANILLA.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:03:29 PM No.21422375
>>21422371 (OP)
>t. Never had real vanilla

Pleb
Replies: >>21422383 >>21422441 >>21427208
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:06:43 PM No.21422383
>>21422375
Yes I have, and synthetic is a hundred times superior, and thats already a low bar.
Replies: >>21422428
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:23:25 PM No.21422409
>>21422371 (OP)
Ok 9 year old
Replies: >>21422429 >>21422441
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:25:17 PM No.21422416
>>21422371 (OP)
vanilla tastes great but it's expensive and most products don't use enough. for recipes it's often recommended to double the amount of vanilla.

fake strawberry ice cream and cheap chocolate ice cream taste bad.
Replies: >>21422428 >>21423391
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:26:24 PM No.21422419
My mom always insisted that vanilla flavored desserts like ice cream or cake weren't worth getting because vanilla desserts are white and therefore plain and flavorless.
Replies: >>21422424 >>21423428
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:27:10 PM No.21422424
>>21422419
based kang
Replies: >>21422490
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:29:34 PM No.21422428
>>21422383
Hyper pleb.

>>21422416
This. You can blend whole vanilla beans with sugar syrup and it is pretty economical. Super easy to use also.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:30:10 PM No.21422429
>>21422409

Won't it lose its aroma over 9 years?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:34:20 PM No.21422441
>>21422375
>>21422409
Vanilla haters are wannabe super tasters. They can't tell their ass from their mouth though.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:55:31 PM No.21422474
vanillalover
vanillalover
md5: f180b200e35f149a19024ac5c3ff8466🔍
>YASSSS MY HECKIN' VANILLA!
>*scarfs down 20 lb vanilla icecream*
>IT'S SO GOOD BECAUSE UMMM...
>*chugs industrial tank of vanilla extract*
>BECAUSE IT JUST IS, OK?
>STOP ASKING QUESTIONS!!!
Replies: >>21423493 >>21423557 >>21424029 >>21424909
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:57:01 PM No.21422476
>>21422371 (OP)
>filtered by vanilla
Impressive OP, I wouldn't have thought you could be this much of a tastelet.
Replies: >>21422479
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:58:07 PM No.21422479
>>21422476
>filtered
means nothing, I can say you're filtered by dogshit, not quite the gotcha you think it is
Replies: >>21424727
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:03:17 PM No.21422487
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md5: 88b5b4bb4184fd5d15033c59814a5bb7🔍
What's worse? the vanilla haters that say it's a boring flavor?
Or the recent anti vanilla haters that say it's actually the best and most complex flavor?
Replies: >>21422492 >>21422495
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:03:51 PM No.21422490
>>21422424
We are also white, for context. She just thought that since unflavored ice cream is white, and vanilla ice cream looks the same, it must also be unflavored.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:04:01 PM No.21422492
>>21422487
Centrists like you. PICK A SIDE!!!
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:04:36 PM No.21422494
>>21422371 (OP)
>chocolate
For niggers
>strawberry
For women
>vanilla
For the discerning White man's superior palette
Replies: >>21422535 >>21422553
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:05:08 PM No.21422495
>>21422487
>what's worse? people who like thing or people who don't like thing?
You're worse than both of them, retarded anime-spamming shitpost baiter
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:31:44 PM No.21422531
>>21422371 (OP)
Vanilla haters have fried dopamine receptors and need flavor bombs like double espresso caramel cookie dough crap to enjoy their ice cream.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:32:57 PM No.21422535
>>21422494
>palate/palette mistake
you must be part of category 1 or 2
Replies: >>21423421
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:52:59 PM No.21422553
>>21422494
You are so backwards. Chocolate is for women, specifically white women. It's the blacks that love strawberry. Vanilla is a distant third, but it's common ground. Loved by all groups equally, just not by many.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:47:41 AM No.21423391
>>21422416
...the taste of chocolate fades in time, I bet vanilla does too, even if it doesn't expire (becomes uneatable).
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:50:09 AM No.21423395
>>21422371 (OP)
You need the extract for baking all kinds of stuff. And pancakes if you are making them right.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:53:32 AM No.21423407
>objectively worst
to the extent that the only way we can measure one's perception of enjoyment (or pain, for that matter) is how a person reports their own experience, and vanilla being one of the most popular flavors in all of human cuisine, i don't think you can make any sort of argument about vanilla's objective negative properties.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:59:05 AM No.21423421
>>21422535
You can have a palette of flavours, dunce
Replies: >>21423476
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:01:10 AM No.21423428
>>21422419
Isn't it crazy we have Karens who think one of the most expensive spices in the world (next to saffron and truffles) is "plain" because science fags figured out to synthesize the main chemical in it, and make it cheaper.

Also kinda funny plain ice cream just doesn't exist.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:04:27 AM No.21423435
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md5: 7655e81936193c3100253cc553bd9e52🔍
if youre not using the rest of the lemon in the recipe, take it to hell
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:11:11 AM No.21423443
Most desserts, chocolate especially, use vanilla. Even most high end dark chocolate bars have some vanilla extract. OP is just culinarily illiterate
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:20:07 AM No.21423456
Fuck that shitty bean.
Few years ago i found a good buy on a big bottle of rum extract. And it might not last the rest of the year.
And its no longer available!
Made some hazelnut butter rum pudding pies recently that didnt need no stinking vanilla
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:28:21 AM No.21423469
Artifical grape is the most vile taste out there.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:32:38 AM No.21423476
>>21423421
contextually that usage wouldn't make sense, my melanated friend
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:41:40 AM No.21423493
>>21422474
Yep. Just another gay and retarded zoomer with another gay and retarded opinion.

Project more.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:06:36 AM No.21423538
>>21422371 (OP)
You're retarded.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:15:28 AM No.21423557
>>21422474
vanilla plierjak is right tho
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 12:03:53 PM No.21424029
>>21422474
I look like this and say this
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 12:05:13 PM No.21424031
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md5: 5bbe229145926baf9a0be5661d390806🔍
>Vanilla Hate Thread
Replies: >>21425535
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:41:00 PM No.21424679
>>21422371 (OP)
>when your spice is so mediocre that it becomes a synonym for something plain
Vanillafags will never recover
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 7:07:47 PM No.21424727
>>21422479
He's not going to reply to you.
He doesn't even see your posts now.
Don't you get it?
You've been FILTERED.
>Filtered?
Yes, you've been FILTERED.
>but how could he filter me?
Because you're a tastelet.
>oh now I'm a tastelet
Yes, you're a tastelet. You're a filtered tastelet
*laughter and applause*
Replies: >>21424918
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 8:46:18 PM No.21424909
>>21422474
I look like this and I say this.
Replies: >>21424976
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 8:51:26 PM No.21424918
>>21424727
This.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 9:21:30 PM No.21424976
>>21424909
do you smell like vanilla
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:02:51 AM No.21425535
>>21424031
I had no idea I'd be seeing this screenshot in a /ck/ thread but here we are
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:07:16 AM No.21425549
picky eaters should know their place
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:21:03 AM No.21425674
>>21422371 (OP)
>vanilla tastes so bad that vanilla extract comes from a beaver's asshole
Irrefutable, I can't even make this shit up.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:06:04 PM No.21427208
>>21422375
I agree and have always used real vanilla. It's not bad, but only goes well in very specific things.