thank you Burger Kang

I ate the Texas Double Whopper and almost cried with tears of joy

>>21422834 (OP)
UUUN~ OISHI!!!!
ARIGATOU BAGA-KINGU DESU (subterfuge)

i almost cried when i had the volcano burrito at taco bell when they brought it back 2 years ago. ate there almost every day that month. then like cruel researchers taking away the blanket the baby monkey got attached to, they discontinued it.

>>21422866
I didn't cry but my burger did when I ate the sirloin burger limited time offer at jack in the box way out in californee. It was crying, drizzling, dripping with meatly juices. I never had a fast food burger ever again, not before nor since.

>>21422834 (OP)
ahso. baga kingu forded 1 mirrion times! sugoi desuwa ne!

>>21422866
Nah dude. Those dorito hard shell tacos made my dick wet

I could have sworn there already was a burger king in Nipon

>>21423386
You should probably see a urologist.

>>21422834 (OP)
Umami.

>>21424791
There is, yep. Here's the hon atsugi location I saw. I looked at the menu, but nothing appealed to me. They didn't have an ordinary whopper. Their burgers had avocados, sweet sauces, and looked too greasy.

>>21424815
I think he meant sticky