the truth is, this soup is better than ramen, pho, curry or whatever else is out there. its literally the healthiest, most filing, most satisfying, spiciest, soup that exists.

>>21423122 (OP)
I really like it, yeah. Soup made with sauerkraut is also really yymmy. The acidity from the kimchi makes it really addictive and delicious.

meh, it's alright from time to time

too much salt

>>21423122 (OP)
Too much garlic. All Korean food stinks of garlic and sesame oil, it's putrid. An assault on the senses.
I much prefer the light delicate aromas of Japanese cuisine. Japan is a much more refined and sophisticated culture than Korea.

Korea doesn't have a culture, save for being rape meat

>>21423530
Japanese food smells like rotten fish. Korean food is better and Koreans are better. They’re like little jolly funny hobbit people who like to laugh and have a good time but they’re tough as hell and they won’t back down from anything when threatened.

There's only red and spicy food.
Like in India.

for me, it's chinese food >>>> korean >>> japanese

Look at the recipe
Literally just chilli flakes with water and tofu that make in 5 minute

>>21423122 (OP)
>spicy
>mushrooms
sounds like ass

>>21423122 (OP)
>literally

KYS

>>21423122 (OP)
nothing's better than pho nigger

>>21423561
>>>21423530
>Japanese food smells like rotten fish.
you say that like it's a bad thing

>>21423639
>literally
I'm glad it's not just me, this has exploded in the last 6 months and it's overuse gives me fatigue.

>>21423916
>last 6 months
More like last 10 years. Have you been living under a rock or something?

>>21423924
>Have you been living under a rock or something?
No.
It's been far less than than, at a stretch 1 year.

>tofu
Is there a men's version?

>>21423561
t. gook lover that won't get off my goddamn lawn

>>21423561
>won't back down when threatened
That's why they won't take the northern half of their country, right
That's why they just kill themselves when they don't get a job at Samsung right
That's why they drink themselves to death because the boss tells them to, right

That's why they let their captain crash an airplane into a fucking mountain killing literally all of them because they can't speak up, right

>>21423561
>who like to laugh and have a good time but they’re tough as hell and they won’t back down from anything when threatened.
Koreans do indeed possess a marked sanguine & choloric disposition when compared to their neighbors, which may be superficially exciting. They lack, however, a depth of contemplation that may only result from reticent modesty. None of these singular aspects may be regarded as superior in this case, but rather a more prudently balanced demeanor is to be admired.

>>21423122 (OP)
you were almost there mate

yukgaejang tops soondubu, can't beat the peppery beef stock

>>21423250
Yeah, I started doing this with saurkraut as well, different spices but the same basic thing. Really good.

>>21423122 (OP)
>No potatoes
>No leeks
Get this trash the fuck outta my site

>>21423960
>>21423122 (OP)
You're both wrong. The best korean stew is Gamjatang.

>>21423906
Smells like ur mom hueheueheuhue

what an absolute fucking subhuman.

>>21425676
how did u find this??!

I was skeptical at first because it's tofu and doesn't look that great. However I'm glad I tried it.
The silken tofu really works in there, and the broth tastes amazing despite being quite lean. I still go back to that place once in a while.
But I got lucky since the first one I tried was really good. I've since tried it at many other places and it's really hit and miss. Sometimes it's a complete afterthought where they just throw random tofu and kimchi in a broth. Other times they clearly try, but it's not that great. So I always go back to that 1 place.

>>21425864
agreed. you pretty much have to go to a place that specializes in it, otherwise its usually some some watery garbage. there should at least be 1 full page of the menu specifically for soondubu. it sucks that sometimes places that have really good soup have subpar side dishes. ive definitely come to treasure when a place has both.

>>21423122 (OP)
Can we make it less oriental, no raw tamago, and use cajun spice instead so we can rake money?? I admit the yolk is very visually appealing so we have to brainstorm the replacement asap. How about sourcream?? Too on the nose? Melting cheese? Too gimmicky? Cottage cheese? Any ideas are welcome.

>>21423122 (OP)
Dwaejigogi-jjigae is best

Could never get my korean strews to taste like the restaurant. Used a bit of this and the flavor was perfect. Common cooking staple in korean households.

>>21426019
you lost your picrel anon

>CTRL+F "Laksa"
you'se are all missing out so hard it's not even funny

>>21426032
>"Laksa"
Gross

>>21426080
t. filtered

>>21426003
im a literal kor cow and never heard of this in my life

>>21425676
what a grim life that fat fuck has

>>21427140
How do you know it’s one person. Could be multiple people

Captcha: JRKT8

>>21427442
you aren't fooling anyone you fucking retard

>>21427140
if all you're eating is tofu soup you're probably pretty healthy teebeeeich

>>21427455
haha how hard are you seething. you didn't need to reply to me twice.

>>21423730
lots of things are better than pho

>>21425993
I bet some Korean entrepreneur is actually considering putting cheese in this for memetic marketing purposes
>>21423530
Japan uses too much mirin, everyone has their vices

>>21423122 (OP)
I tried reading the name and a lightning bolt struck outside my window.

>>21423949
t. just discovered a thesaurus

>>21427464
meds. literally not me

>>21423122 (OP)
drop the recipe and i will cook it

>>21423122 (OP)
Wrong, it's not the healthiest at all and not filling since this is a side you consume along your main course. There are bigger bowls of korean noodle soups that are an actual entree, healthier, and filling.
>>21423561
Just because you can't taste fish, doesn't mean it isn't there. A lot of Japanese and Korean broth bases are from a mix of kelp, dried fish, and mushrooms.

>>21429718
>this is a side you consume along your main course
If you look on google maps, there are restaurants centered around this dish in Korea (and any other place that has korean food). It is served with rice and your typical Banchan sides, making it a complete meal. The tiny bowls you get at some restaurants as a side are usually a shitty afterthought and not that good in the first place.

>>21423566
At first I disagreed with you and was thus going to call you a racist and tell you to go back to /pol/, but, looking through this thread, it appears you were right the whole time.

>>21429718
lol. you know nothing of korean cuisine if you think soondubu is a side dish. at the very closest it can come as a set with a smaller size and meat, but all my favorite places serve it as a main entree (you get all the banchan when you order it) and most of the places i go to advertise it as the main course.

>>21429718
>Just because you can't taste fish, doesn't mean it isn't there.
Well maybe the Japanese should learn from the Koreans how to make food that doesn’t smell like an old can of tuna

why is korean to english translations always so weird and have so many letters

>>21423530
lol fuck off gaijin child molester

>>21430233
gottem

>>21430233
>lol fuck off gaijin child molester
Does anyone else remember when 4chan was THE place to get child porn?
I mean, there was literally no board that wasn't spammed back in the first couple of years with child pornography.

>>21430299
please kill yourself

>>21430315
>please kill yourself
Why should I kill myself just because I happened to mention that you are a member of a set of boards where child molesters have posted pictures of themselves raping kids?
Dense cunts like you are why some of have a very low opinion of this site.

stop this is a korean tofu soup thread
>>21430315
>>21430326
>>21430299
>>21430233

>>21430332
Okay, I will stop telling the truth about how 4chan was the most notorious child pornography distribution network in the early 2000's. This is my last post about it. Anyone who quotes me from this point forward is just trying to being a white knight. On 4chan. Where everyone hates girls and is an incel.

>>21430299
>>21430335
That was never true. You're a zoomer who read a wikipedia article.

>>21430338
>That was never true. You're a zoomer who read a wikipedia article.
Why can't you talk about soup instead of trying to tell everyone you are "not" a child molester?
You wouldn't need to gaslight me into believing a false reality if you were innocent.

>>21430340
I already made my contributions ITT. Then you brought up CP and can't stop talking about it. Get help before someone gives you the justice you deserve

can we go back to the soup please

>>21430343
>Then you brought up CP and can't stop talking about it. Get help before someone gives you the justice you deserve
Because people that talk about child molesters need "justice"?
Is that a not very subtle way of saying that you would MURDER ME because I talked about something that should have absolutely NOTHING to do with you?

I like Korean soups

You people are the fucking worst. Not just defending child pornography, but actually talking about how you think people should be tortured and killed for calling you out on your participation in it.

soup anyone?

>>21427098
It's just stewed pork bulgogi spelled in an obnoxious gookaboo way. Nothing special, especially when compared to >>21424691.

crian soups are so fucking flavourless. the last time I bought one a couple years ago the broth was blood red and tasted like nothing, and the soup ingredients are always random twigs and berries and shit and half if it is hard to tell if it's even edible or not. it's like woodchips and splinters alonside snots and scabs

>>21430359
whats crian?
>>21430355
honestly sounds good i wanna try it

>>21430361

>>21430368
interesting. where is it spelled this way?

>>21430371
This is the way a redneck says it and it's a phonetic interpretation

>>21430374
>This is the way a redneck says it and it's a phonetic interpretation
"Chinese"... I'm sure they find that very offensive.

>>21430376
just the crian one anon

>>21423561
North, South or Both?

>>21430376
>>21430368
CHYNA

>>21430546

>>21430089
this
i find it annoying enough that they spell u as oo but to mix the two in the same word is eye cancer

>>21430666
its the double 'jj's that get me. like why?

>>21423122 (OP)
a thread died for this

>>21431400
ya im sure the 1000th mcdonalds or fast food post will really be missed /s

>>21431400
the OP keeps bumping his dogshit spam.

>>21431410
>/s
haha a reddit refugee. that came here during covid

>>21431410
you need to go back. i ignore the fast food threads but they have been a thing here for 10 years or longer.

>>21431421
>>21431424
ive been here longer and am way older than both of you but ok

>>21432154
You're a retarded plague and you've never belonged here

>>21423122 (OP)
soup is just demiglace you gave up on reducing

>>21432154
no it's obvious you came here from reddit around 2022>>21425676

>tofu
no
>spiciest, soup that exists
spicy soups are fucking atrocious, because the spice overpowers the rest of the taste with ease
asians restrict themselves to noodle soups and when they don't, it usually is bad
eastern europeans have the best soups out of human-friendly vegetables

>>21432354
you don't like asian soups because they aren't full of butter and cream and fat like eastern european soups and that's okay, though i doubt you've actually tasted the soups you talk about.

>>21432354
>asians restrict themselves to noodle soups
lol retarded mutt. every standard korean meal consists of rice and soup, which contains no noodles.

>>21432166
I’ve been on here for over 20 years and started on r9k but I don’t go to that cesspool anymore. Just here and biz and sometimes x when I want something spoopy

Captcha: 4JANX

>>21423122 (OP)
>spiciest
Overly spicy food is the mark of a culture that can't keep food fresh.

>>21432436
I didn’t mean like Indian burn your asshole spicy. I meant best spicy flavor

>>21432154
why do you keep bumping your dogshit thread you subhuman?

>>21432442
You literally just bumped it..?

>>21432449
you have no clue whether i saged it or not you fucking retard

>>21432413
>aren't full of butter and cream and fat like eastern european soups
that's not what european soups are, apply yourself
>>21432426
yeah and that soup is crap, as I said

>>21432454
>that's not what european soups are
but they are. they're the creamy oily stuff.
>that soup is crap
you're exposing yourself as a retarded mutt. there's no one Korean soup, lol.

>>21432474
>but they are. they're the creamy oily stuff.
you're exposing yourself as a korean recluse weeb
>there's no one Korean soup, lol.
there isn't of course
all asians soups are made of trash due to how poor asian countries are. There are no vegetables, there is only boilable shit like crap mushroom that they can find on hand. By definition they can't be good
it's not something "bad" per se, they're trying to make it good with what they have, but the trash that asians have on hand generally doesn't make for good ingredients

ramen, pho, curry are literally types of soup

>>21432484
>no vegetables
now you're getting frustrated at losing the argument and just making stuff up. let's not act like you've actually experience in a diverse range of soups.

>>21432498
baby gay, branding all european soups as "creamy oily stuff" is something that a person with no experience in real soups would have
I admit that I don't have a real experience with """""korean soups""""", but that's simply because you can't find them anywhere in US, since "korean" restaurants in US means "grill", that's probably because korean soups are so good that everyone's hiding them from everyone

>>21432511
>creamy oily stuff
because it is. look at all this non-oily veg-heavy "eastern european" soups!
anyway thanks for admitting you're a fat retarded mutt whose experience in food is eating out at restaurants and this board, and you're a retard, i'm satisfied. bye.

>>21432519
>a spoon of generic smetana is oily
come on now, this just exposes your asian lactose intolerance
continue eating your shit soups that are spicy enough to obscure the shit ingredients I guess, but shut up about those trash soups being """"""the best"""""" at anything

>>21432531
i didn't make this thread, your fellow obnoxious mutt did

>>21432565
so you agree that korean soups are not the best, that's good enough for me

>>21432565
First of all I’m a korcow but was born in LA. I live in Seattle now tho btw

>>21432154
it's ok little timmy. we all believe you.

>>21433436
>timmy
says the jeet LMAO

>>21432531
whats smegmatama

>>21423122 (OP)
*enter the ultimate asian soup*

>>21423122 (OP)
the real GOAT soup is hu tieu, too bad nobody fucking talks about it cause just about the only place you can a decent bowl is in socal unless your ass wants to fly to some god forsaken jungle hellscape by the name of vietnam

>>21423122 (OP)
Can't beat a good Chankonabe

>>21434513
whats it called in english. gonna try it next time i go to a proper viet place

>>21423930
potatoes
or just fry the tofu and it's instantly a men's version

>>21434610
beef wellington ensemble with cheese

I enjoy all soups.
only thing is, it's best for fall and winter seasons.
i rarely want soup in the fuggin SUMMER.

>>21434494
i must admit, hard to go wrong here

>>21434628
thats funny cuz i visited my dad and after we worked on my car, all we wanted was a giant bowl of pho and all these god damned places had a line out the door. must have been some gook holiday or something

>>21423561
korean food smells like rotten cabbage

>>21434709
its fermente not rotten

>>21434709
SEETHE CHIMO SEETHE

>>21423916
>the last 6 months
LOL
LMAO
"Literally" isn't even the current big word that stupid people throw into every other sentence, "unironically" sits on that throne now.

>>21435057
you don't even seazon yo posts