>be me
>been drinking nothing except soda and energy drinks for 2 weeks now
>constant peeing stimulus but almost nothing comes out
>piss so dark it looks like diarrhea
>reeks of sulfur
>peepee burns
>loins burn
the fuck is happening? i don't wanna go to the doctor

>>21423482 (OP)
drink some water you fucking goof

Does this board even have mods?

Dark urine is a symptom of hemolysis, but if it really happened, you wouldn't be able to post about it on the internet.

>>21423488
fraid not

>>21423488
It must, because sometimes my random innocent posts here get me a 3 day global ban for "trolling"

>>21423565
You probably tried actually talking about food instead of just bitching about Indians and that Trump or Biden (flip a coin) is responsible for them not being able to afford to eat. I'm pretty sure those are the only topics allowed here now.

>>21424785
shut the fuck up faggot i want to hear more about op's piss

>>21423482 (OP)
it's the american dream, nothing to worry about goy

>>21423482 (OP)
Id add about three beers a day to your regiment and it should clear up on its own.

OP when your poop looks like pee is when you need to worry the other way around is no big deal