>>21423502 (OP)
Bread: Toasted with butter
Egg: Scrambled into the shape of your bread
Condiments: Spicy mustard, ketchup
Toppings: Sharp cheddar and whatever you want idk, can't go wrong with avocado and/or bacon

>>21423511
thanks

>>21423521
If you want my advanced strats:
In terms of toppings tomato works well with salt and pepper, any other veg and you should chop it fine, saute it, and scramble it into the egg to make a quasi omelette sandwich.

>>21423511
>ketchup on an 'illed 'eese

You are literally insane. There's no fixing it. You belong in some kind of institution. God help you.

>>21423659
It's not an 'illed 'eese it's an egg 'wich

Make French Toast and whack some fried eggs in-between.

>>21423659
A killed geese?

Make a belt - bacon, egg, lettuce and tomato.

>>21423695
I prefer leather belts
Lentil, egg, anise, thyme, ham, egg, ranch, bacon, egg, lettuce, tomato, salmon

>>21423695
This but replace the lettuce with cheese and a condiment of your choice (or none at all)

>>21423697
Seems a little excessive for a breakfast

>>21423700
You can save the leftovers for second breakfast

>>21423699
That's true. We had mayonnaise, salt and pepper.

>>21423704
But then what are you going to eat for third breakfast?

>>21423659
You're a cutesy faggot who should kill himself. You don't get to criticize anyone with your baby posting bullshit.

>>21423659
They hated him because he spoke the truth.

>>21423795
Yeah, you're right that ketchup on grilled cheese is weird, but that's not what the thread is about

Make scrambled eggs, either with butter, onion or diced kielbasa.
Cut a large bun in half, compress the crumb, fill with scrambled eggs, assemble.

you're sposta do the nu méme way

Toast, butter, scramble. Fillings are cheese and green onion or bacon and green onion.

Buttered English muffin or toast, 2 fried eggs, crispy bacon (so it breaks easy and doesn't get pulled out) or patty sausage, (never links) American cheese, and a swipe of mayo (yes a swipe of mayo). Wrap it tightly in foil while it cools and settles.

Fold ze egg

>>21423659

the most common addition to grilled cheese is tomato soup to dip it in. is it really that strange to use ketchup? its really just a overly sugar and salt heavy thickened tomato soup

>>21423502 (OP)

>>21423502 (OP)
LGR's version, that he made mid-pandemic when some groceries were hard to get:

- toasted white bread
- eggs scrambled in Finnish butter
- Duke's mayo
- minced garlic
- basil, curry salt, black pepper
- provolone (he wanted sharp cheddar but this was what he had)
- he also added some Pringle-like "Chipz" from Jamaica for crunch

turbofan of shredded hardboiled egg mixed with lemon pepper and maybe mayo, instead of mayonnaisying the bread

>>21424362
why all the seasonings? past a certain point you can't even distinguish them

>>21423502 (OP)
Take some bread, take a few eggs and smash it into the bread, throw some cheese on top of the eggs put another piece of bread on top. Nigga, you got yourself an egg sandwich.

>>21424921
>cheese
It's an egg sandwich, not a egg and cheese sandwich

>>21423502 (OP)
Grab an egg from the serving tray, slap it between two slices of bread (white), add ketchup to taste.
Wala.

>>21423697
4 STR 4 STAM LVL 18?

Mayo is the only real requirement. So many people fuck up by not using some mayo on the sandwich

>>21423502 (OP)
open-faced on toasted and buttered rye with an over-medium egg

>>21424972
>Slopbot 9000

>>21424272
The only correct answer

>>21423502 (OP)
You go to the expert

three slices of white bread, three fried eggs, chili sauce and chutney

>>21424977
AAAAAAHHHH
UUUOOOOHH

>>21425025
So eggs on toast... Which is actually the best way to have eggs and bread anyway.

The mother of all egg sandwiches.

>make grilled cheese
>add 2 undercooked scrambled eggs to one side of the bread
>the heat of finishing the grilled cheese cooks the eggs the rest of the way
It's just that simple.

>>21425025
Immensly based

>>21424362
Not bad, but I can't stomach eating that with provolone. I would have rather gone cheeseless.

>>21425278
Please no

Getting my morning fuel in with some fresh eggs with avocado and sautéed garlic and jalapeños.

>>21423502 (OP)
>Slice of toast
>Dressing
>Meat/cheese
>Toppings
Two slices of bread is ostentatious

>>21425541
this is just another one of Rogan's awful pics

ROTI JOHN

>>21425575
>eating a sideways sandwich

>>21425277
yeah I do eat eggs on toast without a fork though. I don't know if that's common. I like the bread slightly oversized so I can mop up any yolk that inevitably spills out.

>scrambled eggs
it's messier, but I vastly prefer over easy with a runny yolk
I'm not sure the exact reasons why but when the yolk solidifies the chemical reactions change the flavor entirely and while scrambled eggs are still GOOD and I enjoy them, they don't compare to a gooey yolk that's cooked just to the point of starting to gel so it's not quite as messy, although fully runny is even more decadent at the cost of having to wash your face and hands after eating

Toss bread in toaster
Heat pan, get butter and olive oil in, cook 2 eggs, I like to stab the white and the yolk so they both are flat, flip them for a bit
bread, ketchup, american cheese, eggs, bacon, tomato, lettuce, mayo, pepper, bread

cut into triangle

>>21423833
The heat of the bread cooks the egg

>>21426419
in my experience, yes