Thread 21424177

What are some good ways to eat this and make it into a good meal? I always buy them but I only ever pick off some of the top with my fingers and then throw it away.

>>21424177 (OP)
Oh, and please don't say "just cut it up". The reason I pick from the top is because I don't want to see the gross insides and stuff. It makes me feel sickish.

>>21424177 (OP)
>>21424181
Sounds like rotisserie chicken isn't for you sweetie.

>>21424177 (OP)
cut it up, put some slices on fresh bread, add kewpie mayo for a bit of tang

>>21424197
>fresh bread
>fresh bread
americans are amazing, what's next, fresh water? lol

>>21424201
Dude there are some times you want not so fresh bread, for example with scrambled eggs.

>>21424197
Okay but can I like cut it up without seeing the nasty innards and shit?

Chili. Pick off the meat and mash it with your hands. After that, take the bones and fat back to Walmart and ask customer service for a refund.

>>21424208
I'm going to mash your little penis and testicles with my hands

>>21424207
You could ask your daddy (me) to do it for you.

>>21424207
What pajeet shithole do you get your chicken from where they don't take out the innards? It's just meat and bones.

>>21424181
This has been posted before.

>peel all the skin
>save it in a generic ziplock
>rip meat from carcass
<apply meat to cheap canned soups or instant ramen
when you finish the chicken you can eat the skin guilt free

>>21424214
I think he means bones, when he says innards.

>>21424181
Gross insides? Do you think the bird hasn't been gutted and cleaned? Do you think rotisserie chicken has the heart and giblets and liver and shit?
You are super retarded. I don't even believe you.
It's nothing but edible meat. It's essentially a fucking 8-piece but in one piece. All that's different from a bucket of chicken is the back and wishbone.

>>21424536
chicken heart and liver is super tasty thoughever

>>21424537
Yes. But they aren't included. Don't ever write "thoughever" again, you cringe ass faggot. It's not a real word and it's not cute. And if you think being 'cute' as a grown man is okay you should kill yourself.

>>21424539
It is cute and grown men can and should be cute.

>>21424539
>it's not cute
thoughbeit, perchance?