I dunno what a seafood boil bag is, but I need it.

>>21424936 (OP)
They put all the food in a plastic bag and boil the bag so you grow bitch tits. Its real nigga shit.

it's supposed to be "rustic" and make you feel like you are in a large and convivial group of loved ones doing an outdoor cookout, but in practice it's just kinda gross and sad

>>21424942
So sous vide? I thought that was a very popular and upscale way of preparing food?

>>21424948
your face is gross and sad

>>21425051
that's true, so coming from a guy like me a red lobster boil bag must be atrocious

mmm microplastics

>>21425083
>muh microplastics
Your corningwear and glass bullshit has 50x more microplastics than actual plastic vessels.

>>21425096
Can't wait for every post with the word microplastic to get this image as a response. Truly we can't have anything good in this world, it must all be eliminated.

>>21425096
Wow, that solves it: glass is extremely bad for you and we should all be using - and eating with and from - plastic wherever and whenever possible.

>>21425096
Apparently that was a french study, with french bottles...

>>21424936 (OP)
this guy looks fantastic for 35 y.o

>>21425109
This really is why they paid some faggot scientists to say shit like that. They want our plastic consumption to stay maximized at all times

>Best deal gone
Well dang

>>21424936 (OP)
And this is why they aren’t welcome in New England, by locals anyways tourists still fall for it.

>>21425109
Never understood why people don't just take the ceramic pill. Cheap, retains temperature extremely well and if you drop it it doesn't fracture into a trillion tiny sharp shards.

>>21424949
Kinda? Its not a new concept and if it means the chefs at Red Lobster can prep dozens of bags and just drop them into boiling water for 5 minutes before serving that speeds everything up.

>>21424936 (OP)
Sorry, I don't eat low-quality and unhealthy fast-food.

>boiling stuff in a bag instead of a dedicated vessel
enjoy your endocrine disruptors you fatass

>>21425149
so that implies that you eat high-quality healthy food? so bougie of you

>>21425152
>bougie
No, I cannot afford to waste money on fast-food; I can hardly afford meat.

>>21424936 (OP)
okay but do they have any vegan options?

>>21424936 (OP)
are u a Sushi Lover

>>21425172

>>21425173

>>21425177

>>21425177
Definitely looks authentic

>>21425178

>>21425166
your options are to get out by yourself or kicked out by the staff

>>21425180
what the hell is teriaky?

If this is real picture of it then no wonder the came back from bankruptcy

>>21425190
Overdone/7

>>21425096
That sounds interesting anon can you share the study?

>>21425190
>elements thrown together, glued together with a (too heavy) sauce through everything, truly tasting nothing but the sauce
this is no better than sloppy asian street food, just bigger and more organised

>>21425096
https://www.yahoo.com/news/drinks-glass-bottles-more-microplastics-051437764.html
It's because glass bottles often use plastic caps, which degrade/have plastic paint that degrades into the bottle.

>>21425251
What are caps for plastic bottles made of, glass?

Are we back bros? The one near me hasnt been renovated for like 20 years

>$5 drinks

>>21424936 (OP)
>nigger
Never gonna eat there again. I can promise you that

>>21425141
There are a lot of those boil bag seafood places in the Boston area. They're all Asian. I think it's a thing from the Viet immigrants who settled in the Gulf of America states.

>>21425103
retarded clickbait science study title like usual. the actual study says that the glass bottles they used in the experiment had plastic lids that were stored before manufacturing in such a way that they were scratched and leeched the plastics into the bottles.

OH LAWD DEM SKRIMPS BE BACKS SHEEIT FINNA GETS ME SUMMA DAT

seafood boil is the worst
everything is coated in orange oil and you are meant to eat everything with your hands

I tried it at this one place and they give a plastic bib and plastic gloves kek. they went out of business fast

why not prepare the food so you can eat with a fork

>>21425127
Then
>$12 all you can eat shrimp

Now
>$30 for a dozen measly shrimp

I hate the great reset

>>21425506
I was talking about red lobster. You are correct about the Asian/gulf places popping up and in some cases closing within a couple of years.

>>21425523
uhm this post is incredibly racist

>>21424936 (OP)
This appeals to the demographics of their main customer base

>>21424936 (OP)
Lobster is for poors

>>21425546
we've come full circle

>>21425545
elgses?

>>21425583
The sad part is that she tried to say Eagles

>>21424949
I'm sure it's microwave steamer bags. The Sysco way.

Butter my biscuits

>>21425096
This is a classic case of "boldly lying and fabricating or using intentionally misrepresented sources"

>>21425636
It’s actually just well-poisoning, no need to dissemble their argument

>>21425599
>>21425096
Scientific journalism is garbage tee bee aitch mi familia.

>>21425096
i read that and i cant shake the feeling that is bullshit because the explainer is so fucking dumb
'the plastics probably come from the use of plastic caps in the glass bottles'
THE FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE HAS PLASTIC CAP ALSO AND PLASTIC BODY, EXPLAIN THAT
and then they don't explain it
so i will wait for peer review or different analyses

worked at one of those places. almost all the shellfish is frozen, they just weigh it on a scale then boil it and put on a timer so they can hop back onto their phone gambling game
the fried food is also just on a timer
the only "cooking" is the grilled chicken or the grilled oysters

>>21425739
well, you see, the glass is much harder than plastic, so the friction between the threads abrades it and makes micro plastics when you screw the lid.

How do the microplastics then get in the bottle you ask, as the glass threads are on the outside? Probably has to do with Europe's modern bottle caps that stay attached and perched over the opening where they can shed all the microplastics right into the drink.

>>21425341
He's living the dream, anon. Every night he falls asleep in a bathtub full of unlimited skrimp mixed with orange drank and Lawry's.

>work at Shrimp
>the cook is allergic to Shrimp
>mfw

>>21425096
>doesn't link the study
>study doesn't say what headline says

>>21424936 (OP)
they're just full on embracing the fact that they're a black person restaurant now aren't they?

>>21425145
also means they're now directly competing with the gorillion seafood boil places that already do it

>>21424949
That's called a pocket in prison.

>>21425506
it's a thing from New Orleans, they really started spreading once Katrina spread them all over the place

>>21424949
Checked (quad dubs), but no. It's "cooking" food in fucking plastic bags to maximize poison consumption. Soyboys love it because it lets them make "perfect" steak with no effort or knowledge, just boil your steak in petroleum products and then give it a few seconds of finishing sear for the Reddit selfie, plus it sounds fancy. Corporate food factories love it because it allows them to give less than zero fucks, if that's even possible.

>>21425096
mmmmmm just so happens i love eating glass full of microplastics

>>21425818
>whites abandon their heritage like an old dog, leave it on the side of the road to starve
>blacks pick it up, breathe new life into it and give it a new home
>whites suddenly seething and want it back
You had your chance, bucko. You blew it.

>>21425836
It doesn't seem much different from the normal way restaurants cook lobsters. You're just replacing a plastic tray with a plastic bag.

I don't see what the big deal is.

>>21425341
Surely an actual black cannot do worse than MBAs who are supposed to be the right people (but are making household name brands literally crash and burn)

>>21425874
5 bucks for a drink at Red Lobsterdoesn't sound like life.

My city has a Red Lobster knockoff, and I went there a couple years ago. Got some very unremarkable fish, and fries. The menu had fries and cajun fries, so I got the cajun ones. Plate comes around after a long wait (there was only one other person in the restaurant), I bite in, zero flavor on the fries. I ask the waitress if I was given the regular fries on accident. She says she'll ask. Disappears for like 20 min, and the manager ends up walking by casually. I ask him if these are the cajun fries. He looks at them, and then his expression drops, he looks at me with dejection, and just let's out a meek "... yes..." like as if I asked him about a recently decease family member. It would be hilarious if it weren't so pathetic, like dude, you can tell the cooks to put more seasoning on, don't just mope about it!

Ever since I only see black people going in to the restaurant, and I wonder how they feel about having no seasoning on they fries

>>21425874
>stop going to a restaurant because of an influx of blacks
>YOU WHITES ARE THE PROBLEM
lmao

I don't get it, do white people think blacks just discovered seafood?

>>21425182
I'll take that as no?

>>21425341
he's not a nigger hes Nigerian

>>21426719
>Plate comes around after a long wait
this is the biggest problem with red lobster imo the wait times are extremely long for something that takes relatively little time to cook

>>21424936 (OP)
It's kinda crazy how if you take a corporation away from boomers who were squeezing it and killing it for as much investment money as they can it actually starts doing well. Really makes you think

>>21425054
go to wizardchan we dont need your kind here

>>21426982
you better back off, dude.

>>21426989
make me

>>21426994
the spell has been casted.

>>21426995
I am wearing a protection from all spells amulet

>>21425096
Thats residue from manufacturing its not in the glass itself. This is a problem in france they use plastic to seal the bottles as well.

>>21425114
black don't crack

>>21425315
They're probably talking about booze anon

>>21427104
and your mother is probably just discussing quantum theory with your dad's best friend

The solution to microplastics is to breed humans who can either break it down safely or don't get genetically unfit in the long run from having complete saturation in every bloodcell.

>>21425096
ah doubt et

>>21424936 (OP)
I had one of those seafood meals in America where they dumb a large pile of slop on the table, I did not enjoy it

>>21425096
Microplastics are completely overrated. I would rather have microplastics than all of the other things that used to contaminate food before plastic packaging was invented. Microplastics haven't even been proven to have any harmful negative effects yet.

>>21427288
Lmao. Oh you sweet summer child.

>>21425818
I don't see the problem, really. Everyone knows what Popeyes is, and what Chuck E' Cheese has become. If Red Lobster is embracing their market, let them. Sometimes the free market is decided by purely economic factors.

desu the ceo seems like a trustworthy guy, i wish him the best

>>21425341
>time to show them who's never been boss by doing the same thing i've been doing for years but now i'll say nigger!

>>21425112
lol, the French are getting ripped

>>21425315
Are you referencing the $5 milkshake from the same film by that same character or just using that generic reaction gif

>>21424936 (OP)
Wow what a brain, $5 drinks and bag boils.This guy is totally not going to fuck up my favorite restaurant.

>>21424936 (OP)
>boil bags
>$5 drinks
Kek I can't wait for the Red Lobster fight videos. Something tells me they won't be on the same level as Waffle House but they might give Chuck E. Cheese a run for it's money. The African tribes have gained new lands to war upon.

>>21428331
It’s going to be potatos. Corn, some mussels a shrimp and maybe a little neck. Either that or it’s a limited time offer because they just came out of bankruptcy

>>21426956
This is still 4chan. Most of the people we interact with here are complete and total failures. They've never had a job that wasn't like doing part time at the car wash, and they've never spent time with black people because they saw someone chimping out one time as a kid and that scarred them for life.

>>21424936 (OP)
got rid of the captains catch. fuck em. I used to eat for days on that shit.

>>21424936 (OP)
In maybe two years red lobster will be gone

>>21427662
B-but anon, the skin color!

>>21425096
it was the lids by the way, the plastic ones

I'd rather pay more to not have to crack open lobster and crab the whole time.

>>21425145
red lobster worker here, it does not make it easier in fact my life is hell and I'm finally about to quit. We boil it then put it in the bag. Which our kitchen wasn't prepared to do because the dandys at corporate just decided we needed to do this all of sudden with no preparation or new equipment.

>>21431405
>with no preparation or new equipment
They didn't send you the bags?

>>21425096
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

HAPPENING!
First Red Lobster Boil Bag review just dropped.
Shit looks cash.

Need it or keep it?