What are you going to eat first on your tour of the Wonka Factory?
i really wanted to lick that fuckin wallpaper at the beginning
Fuck the tour I'm selling my ticket to Slugworth. Let the snake eat its own tail.
Snozzberry flavoured Fizzy Lifting Drinks so I can look down on all of you.
>>21425723 (OP)A cheese sandwich that I brought from home.
I'm good. Don't want to get mi self any sugar diabetes!
Snozzberries so I can marry Christina Hendricks.
>>21425723 (OP)Willy Wonkas still beating heart to gain his power and assert dominance over the Oompa Loompas.
Im diabetic uhh excuse me mr wonka do you have any sugar free candy? If not i will file a lawsuit for discrimination.
for me it was the goo filled mushroom thing augustus gloop stepped on
>inb4 the berryfags arrive
The chocolate logs in the bathroom, I bet its delicious
chocolate bbc nigger dick for my she/her ass !
I'd wait until the oompa loompas appeared then eye up a female one and fuck her.