the heat of the egg births the cat

>>21425861 (OP)
omg

grok is this real?

>>21425916
Yes, the Jewish establishment is forcing you to consume pussy without your consent. The humiliation rituals cannot be stopped.

>>21425916
yo so here’s the pancake drip:

you need:

1 cup flour (basic af)

2 tbsp sugar (sweeten ur life)

1 tbsp baking powder (for the fluff)

pinch salt (bc flavor)

1 egg (protein flex)

1 cup milk (cow or oat or whatever)

2 tbsp melted butter (butter = better)


how 2 cook:

1. slap the dry stuff in a bowl, mix like ur life depends on it


2. beat the egg like it owes u money, toss it in with milk + butter


3. pour wet into dry, mix but don’t overdo it unless u want chewy regret


4. heat pan > med, grease it like a TikTok thirst trap


5. drop batter like it's hot (¼ cup ish), wait for bubbles, flip like a boss


6. stack ‘em, top with chaos (syrup, fruits, whipped cream, whatever's in ur vibe)
serve hot or u get midcakes

>>21425861 (OP)
thanks, now my kids won't eat their boiled eggs.

>>21425861 (OP)
Ancient chinese proverb