/ck/, thoughts?

I wish restaurants had wider more padded chairs to acknowledge that some people are fat.
They should have a chain where the whole gimmick is there are no steps to access the restaurant, the bathroom is wide and ez fit, the chairs are all super padded and wide
they would make a lot of money

I think you should consider committing suicide or, at least, never post here again.
>>21427758
You should consider it, too.

I mean he has a point

Hes right
But the alternative is that their is a giga-pizza somewhere in the back, and they are just waiting for someone to order
If anything, hes lucky it ISNT just a slice of some cold monster in the back

>>21427772
The could take that exact triangle pie and cut 2 sides off to make a mega slice

>>21427754 (OP)
they count have just cut the crust off of two longest sides of the triangle and he would have been none the wiser

>>21427775
>>21427776
Damn dog, both of us have typos

>>21427761
This

>>21427761
Pay for my helium tanks for my exit bag and we'll talk.

>>21427754 (OP)
How do you buy clothes when youre that fat
Where do you even shop
Do you wear belts
Can he tie his shoes
Do you tuck the gut into the waistline and become Boulder, or go over
How many places does he not go to because he knows he can't fit in a door

>>21427790
The big and tall store

>>21427754 (OP)
how does he get out?

>>21427754 (OP)
he reminds me of this guy

>>21427839
Imagine cum tributing every ass crack

>>21427843

>>21427754 (OP)
bubble bass irl

>>21427810
He doesn't. He lives there

>>21427776
Lol looking at this guy I'm sure he would know

>>21427754 (OP)
He isn't wrong.

>>21427758
>padded
>padded
>padded
Why do fats need more padding on their chairs. Your body us already covered in extra padding.

>>21427890
Bassed
>>21427989
He's completely right.
>Tacit admission
Wow, succinct. Eloquent even.

>>21427754 (OP)
How do you get this fat

>>21428001
>Why do fats need more padding on their chairs. Your body us already covered in extra padding.
Well, see, when you reach a certain level of fatness, all that fatness makes you hot and sweaty, and that can cause you to develop bedsores. So we need the extra padding to help lock ourselves in place when we eat, to help prevent any and all excess movement, to prevent any extra sweat from dripping down all of the cracks created from our fatness, and to prevent bedsores. So now do you see the problem?

>>21428021
Eat

>>21428021
a rigorous regimen of milkshakes and cheeseburgers

>>21428001
for whatever reason being fat makes my nerves extra sensitive and frankly I was kinda always this way also why is having comfortable chairs with extra room a bad thing?

>>21428047
>also why is having comfortable chairs with extra room a bad thing?
Takes up more space, therefore fewer customers can occupy the same space. BUT, fat people eat more than skinny people...

>>21428021
Inactivity, enabler, and depression. If he's a sane, self aware adult, then the co-dependency factor is the most important. Over eating does not feel good since you do eventually reach your limits no matter how much you like what you eat.

imagine the smell from that table next to him

>>21427758
Same, only rather than wider, more padded chairs I think they should have weight-sensitive trapdoors over punji pits

>>21427839
>not throwing pennies at his crack

>>21428028
Why not just pay a stablehand to hose you down every few days?

>>21428021
Im nowhere near that big but Ive gained quite a bit of weight the past 6 months after quitting drugs because food is my only cope now and Im too mega depressed to do jack shit besides go to work.

>>21427754 (OP)
This is grounds for a lawsuit, pretty sure that's false advertising. I hope the gentleman of weight in OP's pic got a sizeable settlement after this.

>>21427754 (OP)
He makes a valid case.

>Pie

>>21427758
if only it were legal to ban fat people i would, but using normal size furniture is a good start

>>21427839
the legend

>>21427754 (OP)
that is a fairly small slice of pizza for the average-sized person, i'd say?

>>21427754 (OP)
He's not wrong, it's just a large pizza shaped into a triangle. Eating an entire pizza is already pretty easy compared to other foods.

>>21427754 (OP)
His complaint is justified.

>>21427754 (OP)
He's right. He's absolutely right.

>>21427754 (OP)
yeah.

WHO THE FUCK CARES.

>>21427758
I wish fat fucking ham-hogs like you were banned from restaurants. It's fucking disgusting to see you waddling around with your fat wobbly lard fucking asses!

>>21427839
is he crying in 1 of the photos

>>21430171
yes, it made it even more hilarious as he got perma b& from all magic the gathering events after this

I think now after like 5 years he's unbanned because people did a petition or something

>>21427758
I was going to shit on you for this idea but if you're in the business of selling food then it does make sense to market to the most prolific food-consumers.

its an idiotic concept and they deserve to be called out for it