>ate some bbq chicken
>looked at the bbq sauce bottle afterwards and i was supposed to shake it first before using it
w-whats gonna happen to me?

>>21429578 (OP)
You aren't long for the world I'm sorry to say. You should tell your loved ones goodbye

you just ate mustard gas youre going to die

>>21429578 (OP)

You just got botulism. Rip anon

>>21429578 (OP)
go to an emergency room NOW anon, this is not a joke.

>>21429578 (OP)
>what's gunna happen to me
probably this

The tingling should start any minute now.

OP here. I just passed away :(

>>21429665
Dibs on OP's couch.

>>21429670
ew, it's all yours

>>21429670
wear a diaper when you sit on that thing or you might get pregnant

>>21429665
he was so brave right until the end :[

>mfw i forgot to shake my sauce

>>21429665
RIP in peace

>>21429578 (OP)
You should be fine, despite the warnings, most commercial sauces are pre-shaken at the factory to avoid the obvious dangers.

>>21429665
this cannot be