Thread 21429578

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>ate some bbq chicken
>looked at the bbq sauce bottle afterwards and i was supposed to shake it first before using it
w-whats gonna happen to me?

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 11:51:06 PM No.21429583 [Report]

>>21429578 (OP)
You aren't long for the world I'm sorry to say. You should tell your loved ones goodbye

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 11:51:07 PM No.21429584 [Report]

you just ate mustard gas youre going to die

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 11:51:34 PM No.21429586 [Report]

Anonymous 6/26/2025, 11:52:40 PM No.21429592 [Report]

You just got botulism. Rip anon

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 12:02:57 AM No.21429614 [Report]

>>21429578 (OP)
go to an emergency room NOW anon, this is not a joke.

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 12:18:26 AM No.21429655 [Report]

>>21429578 (OP)
>what's gunna happen to me
probably this

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 12:18:56 AM No.21429657 [Report]

The tingling should start any minute now.

OP here. I just passed away :(

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 12:23:59 AM No.21429670 [Report] >>21429674 >>21429689

>>21429665
Dibs on OP's couch.

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 12:28:11 AM No.21429674 [Report]

>>21429670
ew, it's all yours

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 12:38:27 AM No.21429689 [Report]

>>21429670
wear a diaper when you sit on that thing or you might get pregnant

>>21429665
he was so brave right until the end :[

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 12:55:21 AM No.21429716 [Report]

>mfw i forgot to shake my sauce

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 2:52:44 AM No.21429925 [Report]

>>21429665
RIP in peace

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 4:52:16 AM No.21430112 [Report]

>>21429578 (OP)
You should be fine, despite the warnings, most commercial sauces are pre-shaken at the factory to avoid the obvious dangers.

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 4:55:55 AM No.21430116 [Report]

>>21429665
this cannot be