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Anonymous No.21430516 [Report] >>21430671 >>21430717 >>21430839 >>21431004 >>21431022 >>21431062 >>21431089 >>21431134 >>21431149 >>21431439 >>21431588 >>21431705 >>21431726 >>21431737 >>21431743 >>21431773 >>21431950 >>21432214 >>21432265 >>21432277 >>21432281 >>21432283 >>21432574 >>21432622 >>21432664 >>21433167 >>21433190 >>21435091 >>21435138 >>21436221 >>21437581 >>21437588 >>21437916 >>21438226 >>21438261
Texas road house
Anonymous No.21430561 [Report] >>21432952 >>21435150 >>21437629
Cracker Barrel is the only with like a variety of foods that I could survive on. Any of the others I'd be dead within a week.
Anonymous No.21430657 [Report] >>21430670 >>21432651
I got Applebee's. Im pretty okay with that. They get a lot of hate but their food isn't bad for the price.
Anonymous No.21430670 [Report] >>21431448
>>21430657
I haven't eaten there in like 15+ years, but I remember the dessert being great. The blondie in particular. Do they still have that?
Anonymous No.21430671 [Report]
>>21430516 (OP)
McDonald's.

It also happens to be the only one that exists in my country so at least I won't starve.
Anonymous No.21430689 [Report]
>applebees
how about just strangling me? wouldnt that be more humane?
Anonymous No.21430698 [Report] >>21430842 >>21431252
My birthday is usually in March but sometimes in February. Do I get both Cracker Barrel and Applebee's? And what do they even sell? I'm not a lardgolem so I've never been to most of these places. The only ones I've eaten food from are McDonald's and Chick-fil-A and I was sick after the first time I had McDonald's and didn't eat there again for, like, a decade.
Anonymous No.21430705 [Report] >>21431584
>cane's
Great, I'll be eating bland chicken stips with ketchup sauce for the rest of my life
Anonymous No.21430717 [Report]
>>21430516 (OP)
I worked at a texas roadhouse for 3 years as a server and the food actually NEVER got old. I dont miss the job but I really fucking miss getting discounted ribeyes and filets every night. when steak gets old you have plenty of great chicken or salad options. decent burgers as well

easily the best choice on that list
Anonymous No.21430756 [Report] >>21431257 >>21431277
>waffle house
I'm a lover of breakfast food so this isn't a terrible result, though having to eat just breakfast food would probably kill me by 50 at maximum
Anonymous No.21430839 [Report] >>21430844
>>21430516 (OP)
>waffle house till I die
Could be worse, frees me from having to plan for life past my 60's
Anonymous No.21430842 [Report] >>21430849
>>21430698
>my birthday is on two months haha, crazy right guys? Who knows what to pick!
>anyway yeah I have like no idea what's at these places could someone fill me in? I don't know what google is sorry I'm a spaz
You deserve Applebee's you obtuse faglord.
Anonymous No.21430844 [Report] >>21430879
>>21430839
>plan for life past my 60's
This absolutely horrifies me. My kid will be off to uni when I'm in my 50s and I don't know what will be my main life focus after that.
How do I already feel empty nest syndrome when he's not even 8 years old yet?
Anonymous No.21430849 [Report] >>21430854
>>21430842
>how dare you go to a a public place for public discussion and discuss things publicly in order to foster further public discussion!
You're the fattest, loneliest, unfriend-iest faggot ever. Nobody loves you and nobody every will.
Anonymous No.21430854 [Report] >>21430859
>>21430849
You're an attention-whoring faggot with an obnoxious way of communicating. Most everyone else managed to discuss things in a public place here without being such an unlikable fuck. I'm glad that me calling you out on it pissed you off as much as it did.
Anonymous No.21430859 [Report] >>21430862
>>21430854
>she thinks I'm the other guy
lol
Try again, Amanda.
Anonymous No.21430862 [Report] >>21430865
>>21430859
That's even worse because you're going to bat for someone that insufferable, probably because you type in the same stupid way so you got offended by proxy. Shouldn't stuck with the understanding that you were the first person lmao
Anonymous No.21430865 [Report] >>21430873
>>21430862
lol
You're an attention-whoring faggot with an obnoxious way of communicating. Most everyone else managed to discuss things in a public place here without being such an unlikable fuck. I'm glad that me calling you out on it pissed you off as much as it did.
Anonymous No.21430873 [Report] >>21430881
>>21430865
Oh yeah I definitely touched a nerve. Keep crying fag
Anonymous No.21430879 [Report]
>>21430844
If you're still with your spouse then you can enjoy life with them, but get a creative hobby if you don't have one. I've been working on my art for the past couple years, and I'm always cooking new things. I could be the only person left in the world and still find satisfaction with these two pursuits, even if I'd be happier with others in my life as well.
Anonymous No.21430881 [Report] >>21430885
>>21430873
Oh yeah I definitely touched a nerve. Keep crying fag.
Anonymous No.21430885 [Report] >>21430891
>>21430881
>so mindbroken he can't even come up with an original thought
lmao
I'll let you go anon, sorry to anally rape you so hard out of nowhere. Thought you could handle it.
Anonymous No.21430891 [Report]
>>21430885
You're an attention-whoring faggot with an obnoxious way of communicating. Most everyone else managed to discuss things in a public place here without being such an unlikable fuck. I'm glad that me calling you out on it pissed you off as much as it did.
Anonymous No.21430899 [Report]
>tejas road house
i'm not mad at that
Anonymous No.21430935 [Report] >>21430949
I don't really mind crackerbarrel but honestly why the hell not just go to waffle house instead, it's the same thing but cheaper.
Anonymous No.21430949 [Report] >>21430992
>>21430935
Cracker Barrel has more of the trimmings of a sitdown restaurant so boomers can feel like they're going out to eat, and they have a shitty gift shop attached so they can have fun getting whatever from there.
>but isn't it just-
yes
>so why would they-
boomers are stupid
Anonymous No.21430966 [Report] >>21430980
Mine is Canes, I never had Canes, there are none around me. What are they like, how fucked am I?
Anonymous No.21430977 [Report]
>cane

Suicide, it is.
Anonymous No.21430980 [Report] >>21430982
>>21430966
Well their menu is chicken fingers, chicken sandwich, fries, texas toast and coleslaw. That's it.
Anonymous No.21430982 [Report]
>>21430980
not true. one of the employees told me they also have this sticky white sauce. but for some reason i had to suck it out of this weird straw. it was ok, not great
Anonymous No.21430984 [Report]
Chipotle? Yeah, I can live with this.
Anonymous No.21430992 [Report]
>>21430949
why are boomers like th-
Anonymous No.21431004 [Report]
>>21430516 (OP)
Same
Anonymous No.21431022 [Report] >>21431049
>>21430516 (OP)
Chic fil a, nice knowing ya
Anonymous No.21431049 [Report]
>>21431022
good morning godless sodomite
Anonymous No.21431062 [Report]
>>21430516 (OP)
>whataburger
more like whatahell am i doing with my life?
Anonymous No.21431088 [Report]
Chik fil a should be June, for pride month.
Anonymous No.21431089 [Report]
>>21430516 (OP)
I would be just fine visting most of these choices 4-6x each year. Say once a month or two. If I had to lose a couple of them, a big fat never on Papa Johns and Waffle House always seems to have a better choice available in most every town. The local diner still exists most everywhere and will have good omelets and bakery items. Bleh on Applebees, and I'd prefer Pei Wei to panda express.

I am sure McDonalds would go out of business without the morning fans. I'm always get a mcgriddle and hash browns, and really fond of their fast smoothie choices all times of the day. This is a treat I do for myself when I visit a doctor, up early, with a fasting bloodtest due.
Anonymous No.21431134 [Report]
>>21430516 (OP)
I was just at a Texas Road House on father's day and it was a pretty terrible experience.
Anonymous No.21431149 [Report]
>>21430516 (OP)
oh thank fuck i got waffle house.
Anonymous No.21431252 [Report] >>21431261 >>21431397
>>21430698
>My birthday is usually in March but sometimes in February.
Do you even understand how dates work? What is your date of birth on your birth certificate?
Anonymous No.21431254 [Report]
Fucking Panda Express. Damn, Chinese food is just all the same thing with five different sauces. I'd kill myself or die from sodium overdose.
Anonymous No.21431257 [Report]
>>21430756
The late night shenanigans at Waffle House would get you before the heart attack.
Anonymous No.21431261 [Report] >>21431266
>>21431252
Lol. Wtf.
Anonymous No.21431266 [Report] >>21431273 >>21432184
>>21431261
yt tacos. pic rel is real tacos
Anonymous No.21431273 [Report] >>21431280
>>21431266
Yeah yt tacos taste better sorry
Anonymous No.21431277 [Report]
>>21430756
>I'm a lover of breakfast food so this isn't a terrible result
SIR, put the jelly packet, ketchup packet, and uncooked hashbrowns in the correct location! DO IT NOW!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPx4eOI6n5k
Anonymous No.21431280 [Report] >>21431285
>>21431273
>Yeah yt tacos taste better sorry
Anonymous No.21431285 [Report]
>>21431280
Was talking homemade hut yes taco bell unironically tastes better too, stay mad esse.
Anonymous No.21431397 [Report] >>21431409 >>21431537 >>21438264
>>21431252
>your birth certificate
Which one? One says one day and the other another for some reason. Dual citizen, one from country of birth (mum's) and the other from my dad's through the consulate.
Anonymous No.21431409 [Report] >>21431444
>>21431397
birth country. don't be a nonce.
Anonymous No.21431439 [Report]
>>21430516 (OP)
>panda express forever

Im already halfway there, shouldnt be a huge adjustment.
Anonymous No.21431444 [Report] >>21431525
>>21431409
Cracker Barrel, but my legal birth day for where I live (Dad's country) is the other date. That's why I was confused which to say. The one this country uses doesn't even list the time of birth for some reason but, unlike most birth certificates issued here.
Anonymous No.21431448 [Report]
>>21430670
>The blondie
Yup they still have it and it still kicks ass
Anonymous No.21431525 [Report] >>21431537 >>21431557
>>21431444
Get some help. Honestly, you need some help. Pick the date based on your official birth certificate. You've done lost fuck all sense of reality, and are not sane.
Anonymous No.21431537 [Report] >>21431544 >>21431551
>>21431525
>your official birth certificate.
See >>21431397
Anonymous No.21431544 [Report]
>>21431537
Literally not my problem. Sort it out chippy.
Anonymous No.21431551 [Report]
>>21431537
You sound like you were an insufferable child that begged for 2 birthdays every year
Anonymous No.21431557 [Report]
>>21431525
He's probably a missionary's kid.
From AI:
A Consular Report of Birth Abroad (CRBA) is a document issued by the U.S. Department of State that serves as proof of U.S. citizenship for children born outside the United States to at least one U.S. citizen parent. It's essentially the equivalent of a birth certificate for U.S. citizens born overseas.
Here's a more detailed explanation:
Key Features of a CRBA:
Proof of Citizenship:
The primary purpose of a CRBA is to establish that a child born abroad is a U.S. citizen at birth.
Issued by the State Department:
Unlike birth certificates for those born in the U.S., which are issued by state or local authorities, a CRBA is issued by the U.S. Department of State.
Age Limit:
CRBA applications must be submitted before the child's 18th birthday.
Online Application:
Many U.S. embassies and consulates offer online application processes through the MyTravelGov portal.
Required Documents:
Along with the online application, you'll need to provide supporting documents, such as proof of the U.S. citizen parent's physical presence in the U.S. and evidence of the parents' relationship, like a marriage certificate if applicable.
Appointment:
After submitting the online application, you'll typically need to schedule an appointment at the relevant U.S. embassy or consulate for an interview.
Equivalent to a Birth Certificate:
While not technically a birth certificate, a CRBA can be used in the U.S. for purposes such as obtaining a U.S. passport, applying for a Social Security card, or other legal matters that require proof of citizenship.
Not for Non-U.S. Citizens:
A CRBA is specifically for children who are U.S. citizens by birth abroad, not for those who are not citizens.

So if Anon's born abroad to one US parent and one non-US, he'd have the local certificate for the country of birth, which includes time of birth, and CRBA, which does not but is still considered a birth certificate. They'll often have different dates.
Anonymous No.21431584 [Report]
>>21430705
I love Canes, but fuck after the first day I would be miserable. Can I access to the back, I'd probably be able to come up with a few different things to keep it less mondaine.
Anonymous No.21431588 [Report] >>21431590
>>21430516 (OP)
Cheesecake Factory is the best choice if you can only eat at 1 restaurant for every meal
Anonymous No.21431590 [Report] >>21431592
>>21431588
y?
Anonymous No.21431592 [Report] >>21431595
>>21431590
Big menu with good variety so you don’t get sick of any particular thing. Good breakfast and dessert options. Big portions so you’ll always have leftovers
Anonymous No.21431595 [Report]
>>21431592
>breakfast
I wouldn't have thought they'd be early enough to serve breakfast. Neat.
Anonymous No.21431705 [Report] >>21431798
>>21430516 (OP)
>Chick Fil A
I'm actually ok with this. I really feel for the poor bastards born in April. At least I get good chicken for the rest of my days.
Anonymous No.21431726 [Report]
>>21430516 (OP)
chipotle
Anonymous No.21431737 [Report]
>>21430516 (OP)
>Papa John's
Decemberbros they did us DIRTY
Anonymous No.21431743 [Report]
>>21430516 (OP)
I love diner food and breakfast so waffle house isn't too bad... but I'm a July birth so I guess I better get used to mediocre steak....

Out of the choices, I think Applebees might be the most diverse stuff.
Anonymous No.21431773 [Report]
>>21430516 (OP)
If I had to pick one of these it would be Chipotle. Sure, I would get tired of it but at least it wouldn't make me physically Ill after eating nothing but fried foods for years on end.
Anonymous No.21431791 [Report]
FUCK YES
Bring on the heart disease at least I'll be doing it up deliciously
Anonymous No.21431798 [Report] >>21431800
>>21431705
Wouldn't be so bad except you can never eat on Sundays.
Anonymous No.21431800 [Report] >>21431805
>>21431798
Get extra on Saturday ezpz.
Anonymous No.21431805 [Report] >>21431812
>>21431800
Rules say you have to eat "here". Dine in only bucko.
Anonymous No.21431812 [Report] >>21431815
>>21431805
Do you have to eat at the nearest location to you or the nearest location with its own indoor seating? Cuz the nearest Chick-fil-A to me is in the mall down the street so I could still eat those Saturday leftovers "there" on a Sunday.
Anonymous No.21431815 [Report]
>>21431812
As long as the chick fil a is inside the food court you've found a loop hole.
Anonymous No.21431950 [Report] >>21435091
>>21430516 (OP)
What's a Culvers?
Anonymous No.21431977 [Report] >>21435128
9gag tier thread
Anonymous No.21431979 [Report]
>born in December
>you basically just die
How the fuck is this even fair?
Anonymous No.21432184 [Report]
>>21431266
>no onion
>vegan
>real tacos

https://www.happycow.net/reviews/lick-it-up-el-paso-114402#i=422344&t=0
Anonymous No.21432214 [Report] >>21432217
>>21430516 (OP)
Can I swap July for outback ??
Anonymous No.21432217 [Report]
>>21432214
Swap July for outback and I'll not just eat there for life but live in the restaurant p
Anonymous No.21432265 [Report] >>21435074
>>21430516 (OP)
December is basically a death sentence.
Anonymous No.21432277 [Report]
>>21430516 (OP)
>You have to eat here for the rest of your life
no I don't
Anonymous No.21432281 [Report] >>21432310
>>21430516 (OP)
Is Chipotle good? I've never had it.
Anonymous No.21432283 [Report]
>>21430516 (OP)
Whataburger whataburger whataburger
whataburger whataburger whataburger
whataburger whataburger whataburger
whataburger whataburger whataburger
(sorry, just trying to throw off the data collection script when it scans the thread for mentions of these restaurants to convert into months for constructing demographic stats)
Anonymous No.21432294 [Report]
I'm down with cracker barrel, the rest of y'all are fucked
Anonymous No.21432310 [Report] >>21432546
>>21432281
gtfo, foad, diaf and hand
Anonymous No.21432546 [Report] >>21432590
>>21432310
Are you having a stroke?
Anonymous No.21432574 [Report]
>>21430516 (OP)
Whoever made this was born in fucking July like me lmao. Texas Roadhouse is absolutely nothing like any of these other places and has every protein (beef+pork+chicken+fish+shellfish+beans) while also having the largest selection of vegetables. July people would reign supreme on this chart. And to the dude who said Applebee's might be the most diverse stuff: LOL
Anonymous No.21432590 [Report] >>21432932
>>21432546
Regrettably, I can understand what he meant, though I don't know why he'd be so mad about the post he was replying to.
>get the fuck out, fuck off and die, die in a fire, and have a nice day
Anonymous No.21432622 [Report]
>>21430516 (OP)
>McDonalds
Well at least I won't have to worry about going hungry if I travel or don't have a lot of money (assuming the food isn't free).
Anonymous No.21432651 [Report] >>21432669 >>21437028
>>21430657
what do they make at applebees? apple pie?
Anonymous No.21432664 [Report]
>>21430516 (OP)
>Raising Cane's
dude you have to be fucking kidding me, the menu is literally only 4 items and one of them is just a sauce
Anonymous No.21432669 [Report] >>21432677
>>21432651
no it's just an "american bar and grill" which means they basically serve everything you could possibly think of with no actual coherent theme
Anonymous No.21432677 [Report] >>21433231 >>21435210
>>21432669
so like outback steakhouse?
Anonymous No.21432700 [Report] >>21437572
>october
>chick fil-a
>closes on sunday
so fasting on sundays?
Anonymous No.21432932 [Report]
>>21432590
Because this isn't a place for questions or discussion. Just Google it, you attention-whoring faggot.
Anonymous No.21432952 [Report]
>>21430561
It helps that it actually fills you up too. I mean, I'm a reprehensible fatass, and even then, Cracker Barrel always makes me leave satisfied, and often with notable leftovers. Plus, you get some variety around the holidays and such. That Country Fries Turkey, where the cutlet is breaded in stuffing, is absolutely divine.
Anonymous No.21433167 [Report]
>>21430516 (OP)
Anonymous No.21433190 [Report]
>>21430516 (OP)
>panda express
haha fair enough
Anonymous No.21433215 [Report]
bomp
Anonymous No.21433231 [Report]
>>21432677
Outback is exceptional because I think they use tallow and not sneed oil
If I lived in an outback and ate there and never left for the rest of my life I'd live to 150, be jacked, and be a millionaire if I could get some kind of remote job
Anonymous No.21435074 [Report] >>21435121
>>21432265
never had it. how bad can pizza be? we get fat, so what.
Anonymous No.21435091 [Report]
>>21430516 (OP)
fuck you i'm not going to chipotle its mediocre shit
>>21431950
fried chicken joint i think
Anonymous No.21435113 [Report]
culver's. never eaten there since the closest one is 6 hours away but i think i could begrudgingly stay alive
>other sandwich options besides just burgers
>fried fish and shrimp
>a handful of grim salads
>custard
Anonymous No.21435121 [Report]
>>21435074
Overly greasy. Pizza should be fatty but theirs is basically a pool of oil with a side of shitty, synthetic-tasting pizza. I don't know how they do it. From the cheese to the sauce to the crust to the toppings, everything has a weird, fake taste to it. On top of this, the sauce is disgustingly sweet and the crust bland excepting that synthetic-y, processed-food-y flavor it has. It's also overly thick for no reason.
I've only gotten food from there twice and both were awful so I won't ever order Poopy John's again but when I was talking all with a friend and how much he likes the place and I hate it, he said that the only problem he had is that it can be inconsistent. He said that sometimes, the thick-ass crust is undercooked or overcooked, a problem he doesn't get with other places. I pointed out that regardless, it just tastes like those shitty Celeste pizzas, but with a thick crust.
It's also considerably more expensive than local joints or other chains. Oh, and despite their “better ingredients” marketing schtick, they use a fucktonne of preservatives and other additives and fillers.
Fuck that place.
Anonymous No.21435128 [Report]
>>21431977
>9gag
Anonymous No.21435138 [Report]
>>21430516 (OP)
>whataburger
I think I'd kill myself. With burgers.
Anonymous No.21435150 [Report]
I got Ch'pole-tee which is not amazing but okay.

Probably the best on the list would be either Texas Roadhouse or Applebees. Applebee's especially because they are constantly updating the menu with gradual changes, which would be nice if you can only eat there forever.

>>21430561
Sorry anon but Cracka Barrel just doesn't change their menu enough.
Anonymous No.21435210 [Report]
>>21432677
outback has a little less variety I think
Anonymous No.21436221 [Report] >>21436331
>>21430516 (OP)
Do I still have to pay?
Anonymous No.21436331 [Report]
>>21436221
Shit, of course you pay. Dime a piece! Two cents for the kids.
Anonymous No.21437028 [Report]
>>21432651
random frozen meals thrown into a microwave
Anonymous No.21437572 [Report]
>>21432700
We're gonna need it
Anonymous No.21437581 [Report]
>>21430516 (OP)
>texas roadhouse
Well at least i really like steak, just glad it wasn't mcdonalds
Anonymous No.21437588 [Report]
>>21430516 (OP)
>not realizing that waffle house is the best possible choice here
you can get breakfast, lunch and dinner here. I feel like they probably have the most diverse menu. I would probably KMS if I got canes or papa johns though
Anonymous No.21437591 [Report]
got excited for a second because i thought september was culver's, but it's shitpotle
fuck this thread and fuck all of you
Anonymous No.21437629 [Report] >>21437697
>>21430561
Has anyone itt ever been to amsterdam or whatever little nordic towns have these canal cities? Is it as comfy irl as it looks in the photos? Not normally a travelfag or captivated by travel photos but something about those canals really draws me in and makes me want to visit.
Anonymous No.21437697 [Report] >>21437721
>>21437629
>amsterdam
>nordic
Yup. It's an American.
To answer your question, canals are extremely common in old cities throughout Europe. London, for example, is technically a canal town. It even has a neighbourhood called Little Venice (even though it looks absolutely nothing like Venice lmao)
Anonymous No.21437721 [Report] >>21437818
>>21437697
Ok retard, let me clue you in

Holland is only 140 miles from Denmark

For reference
The next state over here in America is a 180 mile drive

Your tiny little baby midget minuscule miniature continent is so small that it might as well all be the same place
Anonymous No.21437818 [Report] >>21437821
>>21437721
You moved a goalpost 140 miles lmao
Sorry, sweetness, but they ain't Nordic in much the same way I'm not a New Yorker just because my ass is currently seated in 125 miles away in Delaware lmao
Take the L, retard.
Anonymous No.21437821 [Report] >>21437825
>>21437818
>coastie claims not to be a coastie

ok coastie
Anonymous No.21437825 [Report]
>>21437821
>Charleston = NYC
lmao
Anonymous No.21437916 [Report]
>>21430516 (OP)
Cracker Barrel hands down
Anonymous No.21438226 [Report]
>>21430516 (OP)
I choose neither, and cook whatever I need to at home.
Anonymous No.21438261 [Report]
>>21430516 (OP)
>papa johns
Of course you stick me with the only place that has given me food poisoning, and the only place to have done it TWICE
Anonymous No.21438264 [Report]
>>21431397
I can say without question that you're a colossal faggot.