Breakfast for a King

>>21431235 (OP)
>green beans
>paper towels
nice anon, double vegetable!

>>21431235 (OP)
Nice poach!

The egg looks good but why place the paper towel under the bacon when plated?

>>21431235 (OP)
Your eggs got no yoke and theres a bunch of green slugs or some shite dunno what you have napkins on your plate for neither.

>>21431237
Egg is not a vegetable

>>21431265
no paper towel is. very healthy.

>>21431235 (OP)
Interesting spork.

>>21431242
Thank you.
>>21431250
>>21431251
I didnt want to waste another plate to dry my bacon, so I put it there. Suppose I could have removed it after bacon cooled.
>>21431288
The spork is famous in my household. I'm the only one who uses it, though. Guests don't like it.

>>21431288
That's not a spork.

>>21431292
Grease is good for you lad only poofs dont like it.

>10 replies and no one has commented on the tiny sectional child plate
/ck/ is not the same

>>21431235 (OP)
The king of poor taste, maybe.

>>21431596
>t. can't poach eggs
Jealousy is a disease

are you in prison?

>>21431242
read this in wii sports

Why be a king when you can be a god

>>21431235 (OP)
>gritty looking beans
>overcooked ham
>Ice cream

Typical 'Amer'can cuisine'
I would rather eat the paper towels.

>>21431292
>I didnt want to waste another plate to dry my bacon
based
>>21431935
I have a boner.
>>21431996
>Ice cream
wat?

>>21431235 (OP)
are you in prison?

>>21431935
god awful, yeah

>>21431235 (OP)
This spork is melting my brain

>>21431235 (OP)
I thought that was a deepfried cat from the thumbnail.

>>21433751
That's not a spork

>>21431235 (OP)
enjoy king