Tinned snails are the treat you were looking for but didn't know existed.

>>21432617 (OP)
*pukes*

>>21432617 (OP)
I assure you, they are not.

>>21432624
>cans it
Got some premium throat oysters or snails or whatever for sale here.

>>21432631
lol

>>21432617 (OP)
I haven't had these for years, mid 1990s I think.
And I'm a Bong - not French.

>>21432617 (OP)
describe the smell of the toilet after consuming these

>>21432642
only mildly worse than when you open the can.

>tinned snails
If I'm not going to get them in the special dish, drowned in butter, I might as well just buy tinned mussels.

This is the kind of food that’s only good for pulling horrible pranks on others. You got snailed.

>>21432660
From france vs from china
Tinned snail anon might be onto something

>>21432617 (OP)
These are puny, go big or go home.

>>21432617 (OP)
Positively RANK

>>21433181
tiny woman, or gigantic snail? it looks funny and how did it know to look at the camera??

>>21433181
This is what happens when a rabbit fucks a snail.

>>21434525

It's a giant african snail.

>>21432617 (OP)

these look like they would be good in a quiche

>>21433181
Oddly cute.

>>21432627
>>21432624
I guess you guys wouldn't be a big fan of oysters. Oh, well.

>>21432617 (OP)
Mmmm

>>21432617 (OP)
>tfw you're french and have a phobia of snails

Also I'm 99% sure that they taste like shit on their own and people just eat them for the garlic butter

>>21433181
I would never harm this magnificent creature.

>>21434533
>giant african snail
how can little white snails compete?

>>21432617 (OP)
I used to get these from my Walmart before they unfortunately stopped stocking them. I'd heat them in a pan with butter and garlic as a snack...I liked them quite a bit.