What? Oh not much, just eating some steak with mushrooms and onions and Texas toast + red wine on this Saturday afternoon.

>>21433902 (OP)
Grim. Lonely. Pathetic.

*caturday

>>21433903
No one asked for your autobiography

>>21433902 (OP)
Looks fine, though the steak could probably use a bit more char

>>21433911
No one asked for you to show all of your epic friends at 4chan your terribly cooked food, yet here we are.

>>21433902 (OP)
>Saturday afternoon
I will give you caps of blue and silver sunlight for your hair
blue capped mushrooms would be a bit nicer

>>21433924
>someone actually cooked food on my /ck/ instead of making another shitty fast food/bait post/"one must go" thread? inconceivable!
If you're not a goyslop consuming retard then prove it and post your own pan-fried steak and mushrooms recipe

>>21433902 (OP)
Looks very yummy, I’m absolutely eating the toast with some shrooms on top

>>21433902 (OP)
>Steak has no color
>Onions undercooked
>Frozen bread
>All that liquid because you didn't cook down the mushrooms
Not much indeed.

>>21435089
>>Steak has no color
>>Onions undercooked
>>Frozen bread
>>All that liquid because you didn't cook down the mushrooms
The steak was actually stew meat
The onions were cooked perfectly
The bread was not frozen
The "liquid" was fat/olive oil because I love lots of fat in such meals

Not much of a cook, are you?

>>21433902 (OP)
Looks like dog food

>>21435925
So far above what you normally eat?
Thanks!

>>21433902 (OP)
Looks like dogshit, not dog food. The exceptionally limited cooking ability shines through here

>>21436253
Not quite as much as your exceptionally low IQ

>>21436266
That's all well and good, but you don't need a high IQ to cook well. You're probably doing complex equations whilst failing heavily at cooking a decent dish

>>21434111
>Hey, everyone! Look at my pile of shit!
>Gross, that's a pile of shit
>OH WELL SINCE YOU'RE SO HIGH AND MIGHTY LET'S WATCH YOU TAKE A SHIT ON A PLATE, THEN!
Still sad and pathetic.

>>21436272
>whilst
I am enjoying a delightful cocktail whilst you display your massive stupidity on here

>>21436282
You are still quoting how girls describe your tiny penis

>>21436285
>Drinking cocktails
>Absolutely obsessed with thinking about an anonymous stranger's penis
Stop playing around on 4chan all weekend and go hit up Grindr, queen

>>21435910
>The steak was actually stew meat
That doesn't address what I said and is also bad.