Why is nobody talking about these? They're so fucking good.

>>21434294 (OP)
Buy an ad

>>21434294 (OP)
Looks like something for children.

>>21434294 (OP)
>for 20s year olds who still watch spongebob

What do they taste like? Where they sell em?

>>21434328
*30

>>21434338
it's just a hunch, but I think they taste like chocolate milk

>>21434374
Like a protein shake type, or more like a yoohoo?

>>21434328
The first couple seasons are genuinely funny

>>21434294 (OP)
i saw the strawberry one at quiktrip so decided to try it. despite having 0 sugar it's way too god damned sweet and had a weird after taste. i'll stick to regular ass milk and celsius (separate)

>>21434407
>ass milk
fag

>>21434407
>ass milk

>>21434294 (OP)
Slave slop. Kys

>>21434294 (OP)
That's just a skinny mocha. Gross.

>>21434309
>>21434317
>>21434328
>>21436230
>>21436775
but muh 20g protein

>>21434379
>ultrafiltered skim milk
Yoohoo

>>21438383
I'm sure you're a jr marketing associate so lets spell it out in small easy to understand concepts
Nobody really cares how many grams of protein are in regular or junk foods.
Not everyone has to have caffeine in fucking everything.
fewer and fewer people want some fake chocolate milk in a can costing likely as much as a nice beer.
Even if I'm wrong about the above, who do you think your target consumer is that wants a retardedly named chocolate flavored water with 20 grams of protein and MAXXXXXXXIMUM caffeine?

If you're baffled by all of the above, have your stupid boss who gave you the spam assignment to read my posts, I want to speak with your supervisor anyway.

>>21438419
>muh beer
I want choccy milk nigga

>>21438428
Then try mixing chocolate and milk. Why do you need it in some gay can?

>>21434294 (OP)
Fairlife shakes are better, cheaper, and at Costco. Nice try.

>>21438430
More protein + caffeine...

>>21438467
Where does the protein come from if there is 1 gram of protein per 1 ounce of whole milk?

>>21438474
protein chemicals

>>21434294 (OP)
At first I thought it said "Spiked", and I imagined that it was like a 5% ABV can of chocolate milk, but it's just caffeinated so it's basically like those canned cafe mochas they sell.

Maybe they should add alcohol to it so it will be like Four Loko but for toddlers. Now little Timmy can get blackout drunk!

>>21434294 (OP)
Cocolate milk from a can.. ? Nah. If you want caffiene and milk why not just make some coffee and add some whole milk to it?

it wasn't this brand but I accidentally bought some sugar free choccy milk one time thinking it was regular and it was disgusting. it was made with monkfruit and stevia I think and tasted absolutely horrendous.

>>21434294 (OP)
Because everyone hates chemical shit like that.

>Dude, PROTEIN!! For PUMPING IRON!!
>Caffeine!! For powering through your SHIT JOB on NO SLEEP!!
>Wacky spelling to be COOL and EDGY!
>Buy Spylt™
>It's : IN A BLACK CAN!

>>21438525
But then it wouldn't be chocolate flavored.

>>21434294 (OP)
As nasty as it probably is, I'm not as disgusted as I am by "Hard Lemonade" and the like.

>>21438525
But then it wouldn't be chocolate flavored. You expect people to add separate chocolate syrup AND milk to their coffee, do you?

>>21434294 (OP)
>Ultrafiltered Skim Milk Blend (Water, Ultrafiltered Skim Milk), Less Than 2% Of: Alkalized Cocoa, Natural Flavors, Salt, Caffeine, Dipotassium, Phosphate, Carrageenan, Lactase Enzyme, Acesulfame Potassium, Sucralose, Vitamin A, Palmitate, Vitamin D3.
How about NOOOOOoooo

>>21438474
First extracted via separation procedures, then replaced with soy one.
Horray for technology!

>>21439501
>sucralose
>natural flavors

Splenda AND sugar? Why? Unless "natural flavors" is msg for some reason. Also curious how they got all of that protein from only 11 fl oz (325 mL) of skim milk.

>>21434294 (OP)
>flushed [down the toilet]
nice name