Thread 21434354

Is this the most depressing most crappiest food in the world?

As an Asian/Indian I'm born and forced to eat this CRAP FUCKING SLAVESLOP DAILY!

no matter what condiment or sauce you add it always tastes the same : like shit. Why? Cause you eat it everyday.

I can't escape my culture either. I'm too pussy to stop eating this because as much as I hate it, my body is addicted to the unique energy it gives. Bread doesn't cut it.

But I feel so low and depressed like a cow chewing on grass eating this SHIT.

Anyway I'm not asking advice but thanks for reading my depression rant or whatever. God I fucking hate this crap but I need it like a drug. I hate Asian life so much.

It is so laborious and timestaking chewing these fucking SEEDS wtf man. Hell on earth.

i like it.
i don't know what you mean about the chewing thing though. are you not cooking your rice?

>>21434354 (OP)
Bad rice is disgusting. Great quality rice is extremely delicious. Try some carolina gold. It is incredibly good.

>>21434354 (OP)
i was raised on spicy slops and rice as well and take great satisfaction in biting into whole meats and vegetables raw or just blanched in water. i love to bite and chew and destroy things with my teeth, i enjoy having unique textures, firmness and identifiable forms to what i am eating. havent cooked rice in about seven years

>>21434363
I cook it. You still have to chew it more than bread. These are hard seed grains in their seed form. This isn't bread. Maybe you don't realize it yet but a little older when you teeth get weaker you will. Maybe I am overdoing the quantity. But this sucks a lot of jaw muscles either way

>>21434368
>Carolina
Where is that in China?

>>21434354 (OP)
christ what a supremely retarded post

>>21434380
>. i love to bite and chew and destroy things with my teeth

I used to too then I got dental cavities. And root canals hurt like a bitch + empty your wallet too.

>>21434413
>You still have to chew it more than bread.
man i don't know what it is that you're doing, but it's wrong.

>>21434354 (OP)
you could just eat a bunch of dal, you know
lentils are a far more complex carb and it's not like they're expensive

>>21434354 (OP)
rice is fuckin great

t. turk

>>21434415
It's a freedom born rice.

>>21434354 (OP)
Beri beri

>>21434354 (OP)
>As an Asian/Indian I'm born
to suffer, you got pretty unlucky. if you believe in reincarnation you should re-roll and/or mulligan

>>21434354 (OP)
Rice is what you make of it fren

Indians treat rice like pasta. They drain and rinse it and then slop it up with sauce

>>21434354 (OP)
Just take the potato pill.

>>21434368
Fuck you yankee. The best rice in the world is grown in Louisiana. The China of the south.

>>21434354 (OP)
Short grain > long grain fight me faggit

>>21435287
>The China of the south.
is that something to be proud of?

>>21434354 (OP)
this is why your countrymen flavor it heavily with lack of hygiene

>>21435474
Chinese and Cajuns have much in common. I see it as brotherly love, and I am very proud to be similar to the Chinese mentally and spiritually.

>>21435534
>Chinese and Cajuns have much in common
such as? and which chinese are you referring to? they got a lot of different ethnic groups, Yue?

>>21434354 (OP)
put about 3-4 grams of kelp in your rice
trust me it makes it REALLY good that's all I've been putting besides salt

>>21435819
you forgot a cap full of sake', dingus

>>21434413
>Chew more than bread
That's simply not true unless something is wrong.

>>21435778
Fujian is basically Louisiana

>>21434354 (OP)
get a good medium grain rice, high quality
it's delish

I was raised on bread and still can't get enough of it. Sucks to be Asian I guess

>>21434354 (OP)
Why does everybody in India/Asia always eat plain unseasoned white rice? I make Mediterranean style rice with sauteed onions, soup stock and Italian seasoning and it's so good and flavorful you can eat it by itself.

You know when you get a small side of rice with your chinese to go order? Panda Express gave me a tiny one of those but it was beijing beef and it was $7
it didn't even come with rice

>>21434438
>Muh Dal

Oh my god the second punishment of being born Indian. Dal dal dal everywhere dal soup dal stew. Dal rice. Lentils are no different than plant proteins that infloooencers eat but they do BLOAT a lot and gas you up. They do satisfy hunger for only like 2-3 hours at max. Only based lentil dish is pappad/crackers made from flour

>>21435219
This guy knows indians. True. And the sauce isn't even sauce. It's some heavy thick curry/gravy/stinky stain up all your kitchen vessels leaving hours of dishwashing, bloaty diarrhoea fuel slop.

Have you ever eaten "sambar". You should imagine what that tastes like daily.

>>21435968
Maybe I'm overchewing and have OCD? idk. Maybe not harder but it does take longer for some reason. Bread dissolves easily in saliva. Cooked glutinuous white rice does too but not to the same extent.

No matter how much you cook it prod it etc it's still a hard grained shells to chew eod.

>>21436384
Sounds like your intestines are garbage.

>>21436393
Buddy you try eating Indian food three times a day. Western food is really tame.

The slop itself is heavy but the stains it leaves in your vessels they take a lot of muscles to scrub and really acidic dishwash liquids like Vim or citrus based ones. Imagine what happens in your body.

Your body can't scrub those stains nor has dishwash liquid. It's curry hell. I'm ok with the curries but

>chewing rice for 30-40 minutes everyday

Is torture.

>>21436393
But I do have IBS and you're right. But what am I suppose to do, I'm Indian and can't escape this food IBS or no IBS. I'm really afraid it's gonna turn to cancer. Or maybe not and im paranoid. Still need lentils either way

>>21434354 (OP)
Make cabbage rolls. Best way to have rice.
And then suck my Big Balkan Cock as thanks.

>>21436399
The things you're saying your body can't do and doesn't have are what it does and has (muscular churning in highly acidic liquid in the stomach, bile having similar surfactant and fat disrupting properties as dishwashing liquid).

>>21436436
Thats nice new knowledge. Ty.

>>21436402
>more chewbbage

No thanks

>>21434354 (OP)
>As an Asian/India
>no matter what condiment or sauce you add it always tastes the same
Why aren't you eating rice with curry? I doubt you are actually Asian/Indian.

>>21436401
>But what am I suppose to do, I'm Indian and can't escape this food IBS or no IBS.
refer to my earlier post of >>21434466

>>21436610
>just wait for next life bro

Cope. Fuck God and Fuck You. I'll change my life right now.

Btw this thread has been up so long I'm eating my SECOND BOWL OF RICE

and don't get so cocky and uppitty you weren't born Indian buddy

God will put you in Gaza next time lmao. I will be born in USA. Jai allah

>>21436728
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

dry long grain > puny sticky

>>21434354 (OP)
You'll work hard with a gun at your back for a bowl of rice a day.

>>21436728
I'm sure blaspheming God will earn you a spot in a safe, prosperous country.

>>21436728
>I'll change my life right now
You know damn well that you won't

>>21436978
>implying people can afford guns here

>>21435819
>kelp
Could I just use goldfish feed?

>>21434354 (OP)
This reminded me of the long ass line for the rice n beans at the cuban booth that didn't belong at the BBQ competition. WTF why the line? You can get that same ol thing at home all day everyday.

OP, I think it's an addiction to the extreme fullness that it provides. You should know that it's not particularly healthy. White rice spikes the blood sugar which then crashes dramatically. Switch to brown.

>>21434354 (OP)
it's not supposed to taste like anything.it's blandness is what helps balance out the flavors of a dish. it's like mashed potatoes with steak or bread in a sandwich. it's just filler so more meat can be served to a family. :)

>>21435287
Doesn't Alabama and Louisiana have some of the highest heavy metal contamination in rice grown in those regions due to the soil having relatively high levels of heavy metals?

That's gonna be a no from me dawg

>>21437367
>it's an addiction to the extreme fullness that it provide

This. It's cocaine

>>21437369
I'm guessing OP hates "mixed rice" And not rice, seeing as he's Indian. Sambar rice is boring on the daily yet an Indian staple

>>21437362
No
go to the chinese store and buy a huge sheet for like $5

>>21434354 (OP)
>Asian/Indian
You're not fucking Asian you vile streetshitter.

>>21437566
Everything eastern from Ural is Asian, retard.

>>21434354 (OP)
asian cuisine is dogshit, south asian included
dunno what's special about food that literally stunts growth, slop meant for peasants and slaves
no wonder all asians are so small and even have flat tits or tiny dicks lol

>>21437567
So Russians are Asian too?

Die, pajeet. You will never be asian you piece of dalit trash.

>>21437676
Retard.

>>21437367
>>21437385
Brown is actively bad for you. Adding fat to the rice reduces blood sugar spike.

>>21437681
You will never be asian

>>21434354 (OP)
Just eat pasta. If you can't find pasta you can just make it yourself by mixing eggs and flour.

>>21437681
ya know...whether you're trolling/larping or not, a good rule of thumb is not reveal/identify yourself to be a pajeet

>Thread is still up
Nice

>>21439206
This is OP again. Had my 3rd bowl and now things are quite different. I apologize for my early chimpout at rice at beginning of the thread. Actually it turns out that freshly pressure cooked / microwaved white rice tastes fucking nice. As long as it's hot. It's easier to chew than bread, that anon was right. Digestion anon also was right.

Turns out I don't like the taste of the specific Indian curry/sauce I use for my rice. I don't like the taste of cooked vegetables no matter how healthy.

What I did today was split the bowl into
>mixed/sauced rice
>plain white rice

This reduced my stress. Turns out the sauce which is usually an Indian dish I make called "sambar" Or saffron curry is pretty fucking SPICY and flares up my IBS symptoms and some minor gerd and bloating.

Intestines anon was also right. Well I'm OP and I'm a retard. Lol. Rice is based.

>>21435283
I want to but I have never cooked them in my life.

Question : can I boil them in water? Just like hardboiled eggs but in this case "boiled potatoes" With the skin on?

Then I can peel the skin and eat the potatoes with some salt and season? Or is this not possible. And idk how to mash them either I just order mashed potatoes from English breakfast joints.

op try to reduce your portions gradually. it helps.

>>21434354 (OP)
switch to pasta

>>21439214
Yes you can. It's just like pasta. Just salt the water and boil. Drain the water once ready.
But I recommend cutting them in smaller pieces for faster cooking. It also helps with absorbing salt. Boiling skin on potatoes don't absorb salt very well.
Actually, I dislike skin on potatoes. But peeling them after boiling them makes it easier.

>>21439208
refer back to >>21434466

>>21439208
Repent while you eat your rice.

>>21439214
You cook them either with skin or peel them before. The latter is much more common as it's easier. As the other guy said, if you peel them half or quarter them so they cook faster. If you're going to mash them you can cut them even smaller and cook them in like 10 min.

>>21439214
The skin is edible and possibly has nutritional value so peeling at any stage is optional for potato. Mashed potatoes are pretty much just crushed boiled potatoes+butter+milk/cream.