>>21434475 (OP)
I have to refrain from jerking off for at least a week even to feel like a functional person. Is this because of plastic in my balls? maybe, but it also means I quit drinking to make it easier. So yes microplastics might be good in a roundabout way for a long and horny existence.

gross
there's no way he didn't drip the orange oil someplace

>>21434496
Why do you think rental cars smell so zesty?

zesty ah nigga

where the fuck does that guy live?
ain't no way you're eating that shit in a car without it smelling like a literal land fill.
t. texan

>>21434504
damn blud sucking that j like it the last cock on earth ctfuuuuuu

What in the fucking fuck

>>21434475 (OP)
why is he eating in his car?

why is he eating in his car which is in his garage?

like eat inside your house

>>21434753
He's ashamed and hiding his pig out.

Well, either that or in all likelihood he lives in a crowded house without enough space or privacy to record a video of him eating.

>>21434475 (OP)
I can't tell if he's black or yellow.

>>21434475 (OP)
>m-m-microplastics
99.9% of people on this board lead a lifestyle where ‘microplastics’ are completely inconsequential. You will die’s fine diabetes, heart disease, AIDS, alcoholism, or some combination of them long before microplastics could ever have any effect on you.

>macroplastics

>>21434475 (OP)
Why the fuck do Americans do this in the car? You're gonna get food everywhere and your car is gonna stink.

Go home and place that shit at the table like normal human beings.

Long term evolutionary effects are unknown.

>>21434782
Have you considered seeing an eye doctor?

>>21435086
Have you considered sucking DEEZ NUTS

>>21435086
Have you conseederd chucking these city slickers?

>>21434475 (OP)
Damn, Americans are disgusting

>>21434475 (OP)
Plastic is an inert substance, which means the body does not digest it, so it cannot harm you.

>>21435131
you can't digest hair but it'll harm you if you keep eating it

>>21434475 (OP)
why eat in a car?

>>21435146
Many Americans live out of their car because apartments and houses are so expensive

>>21435152
well find a park bench then or something

>>21435032
what is that sad looking "pizza" with raw vegetables on it
who puts cucumbers on a pizza, has to be swedish or something

>>21435166
>with raw vegetables on it
You don't have arugula, tomatoes, olives or other vegetables on your pizza?

>>21435146
normies saw one person film from their car and now its spiralled into this whole meta content creator thing, same with talking into ring cameras
>>21435152
while thats true, this isnt that

>>21435032
the one on the left is cute but knowing whites she's probably 14 with precocious puberty so I only mean cute as in like a pug dog, the mom (35) is looking grim but such is life in the northern european countries, everyone drinks too much and life is short, brutish, and I forgot the last adjective

>>21435144
Only if it blocks your stomach or something.

>>21435198
microplastics are being absorbed by our bodies and being detected in our brains. we're not just excreting it all. foreign materiel in your brain probably isn't a good thing.

>>21435186
If you look at his windows they are covered up, which is a good sign he is living out of his car.

>>21435207
or he films his content in his car regularly and doesn't want to dox himself or have to deal with changing lighting

>>21435199
No evidence that is does anything in there

>>21435166
Americans when they see veggies...

>>21435220
wow i guess it must be perfectly fine then if something that was only recently discovered hasn't had a ton of time and study put into it to prove it's bad yet

>>21435223
tomato is a vegetable and nobody is upset about that on pizza...

>>21434489
>I have to refrain from jerking off for at least a week even to feel like a functional person
Same anon, I develop extreme lethargy and depression with a single fap that lasts for days. Can't complain about it to anyone (even doctors) without getting laughed at and told it's all in my head. Or that it happens because I feel guilty about it because I'm a prude, which is bullshit. All my sex hormones are normal to high normal range whenever I test so that's when doctors shrug and tell me to fuck off with my made up symptoms. Inquire about it online and end up broscience fit threads with tips like sun your balls or eat raw liver for a week which never do anything about it either. I feel like an invisible eunuch, shit sucks.

>>21435238
Don't stress yourself out too much, brother. No one gets out of this life alive.

>>21435258
>>21434489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1KvgtEnABY

>>21435258
Welcome to getting old. Soon you’ll need viagra just to browse the red boards

>>21435272
This shit happened when I was 20. 37 now. The plumbing still works (for now) but there's no reason to use it for anything, my body just punishes me when I try

>>21435290
maybe you're low on zinc or iron or sugar or dehydrated or depressed or gay

>>21435253
Tomato is a fruit you donkey

>>21435309
>WELL ACKSHUALLY TECHNICALLY
nobody cares, pedant

>>21435309
so are you

>>21434475 (OP)
he's eating lobster, not plastic, unless it's a plastic lobster

>>21435349
siiick burn

>>21435298
being low on gay and depressed was my problem all along

>>21435309
tomatoes are berries, not fruits, fruits hang from trees, berries grown in bushes.

>>21434475 (OP)
I guess that's the red lobster "boil bag?" Looks fucking nasty.

>>21435309
please be a boy

>>21435568
bananas are an herb why are they on pizza

>>21434504
america is such a zestfest

>>21434475 (OP)
>Eating that in the car
stupid fucking shitty asshole

Is this the new Red Lobster meal? That looks good af

>>21434475 (OP)
No, but neither is ethanol, and that's still legal under a highly erroneous constitutional amendment.

>>21434475 (OP)
Is he at the drive in?

>>21436097
As if other countries are any better?

>>21435309
https://www.britannica.com/story/is-a-tomato-a-fruit-or-a-vegetable

It's a fruit and a vegetable

>>21434475 (OP)
i feel sorry for the lobster

>>21436334
He’s in his car

>>21436322
oh hi there contrarian anon

>>21436466
>contrarian
Only in the sense that I hold a view not shared by the majority, and no other.

>>21436087
because Swedish people are unholy creatures that need to be purged from this world, hopefully with lots and lots of fire.

>>21434823
Is it worth plastic-maxxing?

>>21435888
Faggot

>>21437311
maybe that poster is a girl

>hey what's going on in this thre-

>>21435258
too much prolactin being expressed after orgasm. prolactin and dopamine are inverse from each other so too much of one will lead to less of the other. solution is to either not cum or take medications that increase dopamine or inhibit prolactin

>>21435177
not raw, except rucola directly after taking it out the oven

How did this trend of uploading videos of yourself eating food in a car take off? Why do they do this?

>>21437320
There are no women on the internet anon

>>21437447
internet became available from your pocket and inventions made to hold your telephone on your cars dashboard

>>21435193
She's 26 and the other lady is her grandmother.

>>21437343
>Prolactin is a hormone that's responsible for lactation and certain breast tissue development

Ya fuck that. The good days of endless cum really are over.

>>21435238
we will likely adapt as a species to any negative externalities before we even have a chance to identify them
limit exposure if you want, sure. but it’s really nothing to get your panties in a bunch about. we are more resilient than we think. not to mention any hormonal issues are dwarfed by the physiological effects of living a sterile modern life without conflict.

>>21435193
>but knowing whites
Clearly you don't Ranjeet