For me it's
Good Onion Rings>Good Sweet Potato Fries>Tater tots> BadSweet Potato Fries>Good fries>Bad Onion Rings
Tater tots are pretty much the same everywhere every time.

>>21435385 (OP)
I think you are literally me. I love some good onion rings.

>Good Sweet Potato Fries
Isn't that an oxymoron? Sweet potato fries, by definition, aren't good. And that definition is "sweet potato: noun – the shittiest fucking root vegetable, ever; not good."
And saying "bad sweet potato fries" is redundant, like saying ATM machine because they're always bad.

>>21435388
bad onion rings can be quite unappealing

>>21435393
I fully agree. I hate soggy onion rings.

>>21435392

>>21435392
There's no need for wonton cruelty

>>21435392
This. They're made even worse when places dust them in salted cinnamon-sugar instead of plain salt.

>>21435392
they can be good when they're actually crispy. sweet potatoes themselves don't really crisp up unless dehydrated so they need to be battered/breaded/coated in starch. but it's easy for them to come out soggy, worse than bad regular fries.

onion rings are definitely my favorite though.

are hushpuppies part of this discussion?

>>21435433
They should be more readily available.

>>21435385 (OP)
I can smell the obesity ITT

>>21435465
This is /ck/ are you dumb?

>>21435465
but can you smell what the rock is cooking? i hope it's onion rings

>>21435385 (OP)
Tots are the same because almost everywhere that serves them is just using Syscos/generic frozen store brand. They are a pain in the ass to make without industrial equipment. It's the horseshoe theory of foods, a restaurant serving them is either a slopper or they have highly proficient chefs with nice equipment in the kitchen.

>>21435385 (OP)
Good onion rings are so fucking hard to get.
It's like sticking the landing on a love triangle subplot.
It's amazing when done right but a bad onion ring is some of the vilest slop you can eat.
>>21435392
Sweet potato liquor is goated