I have a 1,5 kg bottom round in the fridge. What can I do with it that isn't a stew?

>>21435479 (OP)
Pasta Alla Genovese. beef slow cooked in a ton of onions
https://youtu.be/xbIoNCRDy6s

>>21435479 (OP)
A roast.

Crock pot roast. Cover in olive oil, rub herbs and spices.
Add broth, butter and onions if you want a gravy too

>>21435479 (OP)
jerky jerky jerky

>>21435479 (OP)
crock pot with a quartered onion and onion soup mix for about 6 hours, shred it or slice it I don't care, french dip sandiwches.

chop into 1" cubes, simmer in a pan for like 5 hours, carne guisada which is like a mexican stew with thick sauce.

Slice against the grain thinly, pan fry for steak and eggs.
I hope this helps

>>21435479 (OP)
sell it to canadians for 10000% profit

>>21435484
you need pork to make this

>>21435523
no you dont

Thanks for the recommendations everyone. I decided I'm gonna do a roast and make roast beef sandwiches tomorrow.

>>21435523
Thats a stew. OP said no stew. Chop it up and make chili its good.

>>21435662
chili is just as much of a stew

>>21435479 (OP)
Here’s a recipe for top roast that’ll work just fine with bottom.

https://www.askchefdennis.com/top-round-roast-beef/

>>21435479 (OP)
Do you think they invent words like round to hide the fact that theyre serving ass to people?
You are literally eating ass.

>>21435748
Isn't that your goal for the night ultimately?

>>21435748
Thats the life goal of most zoomers, anon

>>21435479 (OP)
You can cook it like a brisket low and slow for a long time.
Cube it and cook it on skewers hot and fast then cover in sauce, being chewie isn't a problem when your cubes are small enough.
Thin strips across the grain and cook in oil.

>>21435582
Yeah you do if you want it to taste good

>>21435479 (OP)
Slice thinly across the grain
Pound to tenderize
Bread and fry
Serve with onion gravy, boiled potatoes with butter, braised red cabbage

>>21435479 (OP)
barbecue for 8 hours while applying a thin, slightly sweet, slightly spicy mop every 2 hours or so in order to get some nice non-brisket brisket.

>>21435479 (OP)
>What can I do with it that isn't a stew?

Cut a hole in it, warm it up, then fuck it.

Why are you asking on this site? Americans can't cook. At all.

>>21435748
I'll eat your ass if you don't shut up

>>21435479 (OP)
Great jerky cut.

Slice it. Tenderize it. Flour it. Pan fry it. Make a gravy. Serve on rice or mash.

>>21436073
post the last thing you cooked