Thread 21435612

>friend from England comes to visit me in the USA
>he asks for a cheeseburger
>serve him this
Now he's asking for a "real cheeseburger" what the fuck does he mean? This is a cheeseburger. He's getting upset and acting like I'm screwing with him.
But as we all know, the burger just refers to the bun, and what you put into is the type of burger.
This IS a cheeseburger, no doubt.
Does he maybe want a cheeseandbeef burger? or a pickleslettuceoniontomatocheesebeefburger? or a condimentslettucecheesetomatopicklecheesebeefburger?
It's incomprehensible to me.
Anyway I will just keep serving the cheeseburgers pictured until he can explain what he wants.

i am not reading all of that

but i will say this:

benis

>>21435617
thx 4 the bump

Britfags will never recover from this one.

>>21435612 (OP)
>Anyway I will just keep serving the cheeseburgers pictured until he can explain what he wants.
I would like one that you haven't taken 2 absurd bites out of you absolute bellend

Eurobros... are we secretly the stupid ones?

>>21435623
Here you go anon.
Enjoy your cheeseburger.
No refunds if you ordered incorrectly!

>>21435612 (OP)
>Anyway I will just keep serving the cheeseburgers pictured until he can explain what he wants.
Okay I've been making this sauce for my burgers for the last 29 years of my life, I call it Quinky Sauce. It's just 3 parts ketchup, 2 parts Sayosauce, and 2 parts Mustard.

Anyways tonight we had burgers, and my daughter wouldn't eat my Quinky Sauce so I punished her by making her go to her room for a time out.

My wife get's all pissed at me for doing this, If my daughter doesn't want to eat the food we make in this house, why should I be the bad guy for punishing her?

I'm gonna continue making Burgers the way people in this family eats burgers, but I think maybe I could mild down my recipe a bit, I was wondering if you guy's had any recipe's or variation on Quinky Sauce that would be suitable for a child?

>>21435631
https://www.saradill.com/blog/e106
What to do when you get triggered - Sara Dill MD

>>21435612 (OP)
You should have clarified if he meant a cheeseburger or a hamburger with cheese you obtuse nigger

>>21435627
That shit would have me locked up for a week.

Like spackle in the bowels.

>>21435643
Nah he said cheeseburger. He definitely would have said assortedcondimentslettucecheesetomatopicklecheesebeefburger if that's what he intended.

>>21435612 (OP)
You're a big fat phony
This is from the Thailand BK real cheeseburger they had a few years ago
I even read your post in that goofy ching chongy voice you brown monkeys use over there.

>>21435612 (OP)
>implying that Brits aren't banned from the USA for their role in WW2

>>21435631
Based quinky poster

>>21435649
It's a cheeseburger.
The internet just seems to be using the American definition of a cheeseburger which refers to the burger patty, with cheese added.
BUT THAT IS WRONG.
BURGER IS THE BUN, OK?
SO THIS IS A CHEESEBURGER.

The best part of a cheeseburger is flipping the buns inside out!

The most unbelievable part of this story is that OP would ever have a friend at all.

>>21435612 (OP)
This is how far autism goes to spite europeans for saying chicken burger

>>21435612 (OP)
Based and Reagan pilled

>>21435666
Now that is what I call an epic own! I feel like I'm in high school again you're a comedic and literary genius.
Where do I send your award for creativity?

>>21435744
>Where do I send your award for creativity?
up your butt :D

>>21435764
Sign here for your L sir!

>>21435776
i don't want it but you can have this OL

>>21435612 (OP)
Hey retard, he asked for a cheeseburger, not a cheese burger. Cheeseburger means a beef burger with cheese. Cheese burger would be the thing in your picture. I know subtle differences in language are hard for stupid people to understand, but try to d o better.

>>21435612 (OP)
That's a cheese sandwich. A cheeseburger uses ground cheese.

>>21435806
Nah the bun is the burger so a cheeseburger is cheese on a bun.

>>21435844
Fuck you're right that's probably what has him annoyed.

>>21435844
No, that would be a cheese burger.

Lets cool it with the anti-semanticism ok

>>21435850
you mean a cheesebeefburger.

>>21435806
If the person asked for it in speech, then how would he have pronounced cheeseburger and cheese burger differently?

>>21435853
Let me make it simple for you. If the two words are separate, it's a burger containing that thing. If the two words are combined, it means something else.

Let me break it down for you:
>chicken burger - a burger containing chicken
>beef burger - a burger containing beef
>cheese burger - a burger containing cheese
>hamburger - a burger containing beef
>cheeseburger - a burger containing beef and cheese

>>21435856
Are you an ESL? "Cheese burger" and "cheeseburger" are pronounced differently.

>>21435856
A...pause

>>21435868
Ah yes, sometimes I forget that Americans worship niggers.

>>21435612 (OP)
OP is retarded. Those are SLICES of cold cut cheese, so it's a cheese sandwich. It would be akin to putting slices of cold cut roast beef between two pieces of bread, which of course would be a roast beef sandwich. No wonder OP's friend is confused and thinks he's a retard if he doesn't know these basics.
In order to turn the cheese into a cheese BURGER you would need to grate it and then mash the gratings back together to form a cheese patty which you would then cook to put on your buns, see picrel, that is a certified cheese burger.

>>21435927
I was thinking you are right but I just did another cheeseburger for my friend and he's -insisting- that either we "go and get a real cheeseburger" or to "please make him a real cheeseburger"
What does this guy want?!?!

>>21435612 (OP)
Why are Americans so obsessed with the Bongs?

So many threads about them, I'm thinking that Americans have a real inferiority complex.

>>21435612 (OP)
bongs would 100% eat a 1/2lb (sorry, .227kg) cheese sandwich in a bun, thoughie.

>>21435995
COR

>>21435995
>bongs would 100% eat a 1/2lb (sorry, .227kg) cheese sandwich in a bun
They probably would but 'processed cheese flavored imitation food product' isn't real cheese, only Americans eat that.

>>21436007
it's the most popular cheese in europe

>>21435612 (OP)
I enter this thread rightfully expecting big black cock. I'm incensed. Where is it?

>>21436001
good stuff

>>21435612 (OP)
Europeans cant comprehend thr anatomy of a Burger lol.
Bun - bread
Patty - ground beef
Cheese - cheese
Now put it all together and you have a cheese burger. Everything else is a sandwhich because there is no patty

>>21436125
So what if I only use the bottom bun with a patty and cheese, is it still a burger or just a half cheese burger?

>>21436125
Yurpurns curnt curmprhuund luhl

>>21436134
Open faced burger ya sperg
>>21436138
Exactly

>>21436149
but only sandwiches can be open faced, burgers aren't served open-face in my goyslop joints...

>>21435617
babenis

>>21436196
You goyslop joints are jewish owned and operated. They aren't an authority on burger dictation. For a burger much like a sammy if you remove 1 of the 2 pieces of bread it is now categorically 'open' regardless of the underlying. These are the new metaphysics

>>21436225
I don't understand. A burger isn't a sandwich, they have nothing to do with eachother... the bread shapes are completely different...

>>21436247
I cant make you understand. Teaching requires a desire to learn and a brain with plasticity neither of which you possess. Its all spelled out right there for you. Keep trying though

>>21436259
You're just an ignorant american, there's no chance I could ever learn anything from you savages.

>>21436259
Your vocabulary is limited. Just imagine lacking the intellect to understand that your posts are lowbrow and of little worth.

>>21435612 (OP)
>friend
Already fake and gay. A boy as insufferable as yourself doesn’t have any friends.

>>21436001
God damn this picture gave me flashbacks to memories I didn't know I had.

>>21436263
Ah yes lectured to by bong. History has written enough on this subject already. Look at the state of your country. Amazing burger jesting can get your feathers so ruffled. Keep tilting at windmills though
>>21436265
Samefag lol my posts thoroughly admonish anything you could possibly conjure up

>>21436274
>your vocabulary is limited
>Samefag lol my posts thoroughly admonish anything you could possibly conjure up
What an embarrassment

>>21436001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePaHG6g7uFw

>>21436278
Nice try bonghead the proof is here for everyone to see. Your posts and demeanor are pultaceous and dimwitted

>>21435612 (OP)
Is this a twitter reply farm post from 15 years ago or a Reddit thread from 15 hours ago? Hella fuckin epic

>>21436310
neither it's just a normal shitpost retard

I think Americans call that a cheesedairy sandwich. In UK english it's a cheeseweesy bappy barm.

Based Australians such as myself called it a coon sanga

>>21436600
>coon sanga

>>21436600
Nah the proper for it is a "Waltzing Coontilda"

>>21435612 (OP)
You don't have any friends because no one would put up with that fiction.
Nice bait though.

>>21435612 (OP)
I think he wanted McDonalds Presents The Cheeseburger Experience.

>>21435844
>>21435647

>nah, naw, gnaww

OP is a really shitty troll. Nopumps.

>>21436662
Nah though.