Behold: a slice of NYC pizza. This one is from a place in Greenwich Village. Not a famous place like Joe's or John's, but still excellent, and only $2.50!

>>21435882 (OP)
I'm gonna shit in your mouth and cum in your bhole

>>21435887
Okey dokey! Want any pizza?

>Greenwich Village
>Right now today
Why?

>>21435912
Not till I'm done shitting in your mouth and splooging in your anus

>>21435887
u gay

>>21435917
Right? I stepped out to get some sour cream for some quesadillas I'm making at home tonight. Things weren't too insane a few hours ago but no way am I going out there later on, it's like Rockefeller Center at Christmastime in terms of people filling the streets.

Someone stole all your toppings

Flyovers who have never had good pizza in their lives will say it looks bad.

>>21435882 (OP)
Enjoy your copepods.
https://newsfeed.time.com/2010/08/31/drink-up-nyc-meet-the-tiny-crustaceans-not-kosher-in-your-tap-water/

>>21435933
I'm gonna put my toppers in your bhole, boi

I hope U are that on a stoop

Send a slice my way lol

>>21435932
>stepping out for some sour cream
It's just women and straight people.