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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:00:55 PM No.21436114
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ITT: Food trends you hate.

For me, its packing ridiculous amounts of fiber into stuff.
This is reduced calorie bread. Its got 15 grams of fiber in one slice.
IN ONE SLICE.
WHY.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:02:53 PM No.21436123
>>21436114 (OP)
That's how they get to reduce the calories while still making it seem similar to ordinary bread.
And yeah it can fuck up your digestion.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:04:03 PM No.21436130
>>21436114 (OP)
Damn, 'must take some big 'ol shits.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:04:22 PM No.21436132
>>21436114 (OP)
I was looking at this stuff recently. Apparently it's not really fiber, it's starch that was processed to be harder to digest. But it still does get digested somewhat.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:07:10 PM No.21436144
>>21436132
You literally just described what fiber is
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:17:10 PM No.21436179
>>21436144
so if I secretly feed my wife a ton of fiber, she'll take beefy, toilet-clogging man shits?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:20:54 PM No.21436195
>>21436179
Spend less time online
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:24:19 PM No.21436207
>>21436179
Yes
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:26:16 PM No.21436219
>>21436195
That's what I'm trying to do. I want to prank my wife so she gives birth to a python in the office bathroom. It sounds funny.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:37:25 AM No.21436459
>>21436130
you're supposed to write ol' not 'ol
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:30:23 AM No.21436821
>>21436144
No, I read up to 75% of the calories in this "fiber" is still absorbed, just more slowly. Nobody is getting that many calories from actual fiber.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:39:12 AM No.21436833
>>21436821
I don't Carr its not correct
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:54:30 AM No.21436928
>>21436114 (OP)
>>21436123

Calories are a fictional unit of measurement. Wake the fuck up. For one, the concept of "empty calories" does not make any sense. A unit of measurement is objective. There is no such thing as empty kilometers or empty gallons.

The pseudoscience they use to determine calories is putting food in a calorimeter and burning it and measuring the temperature of the flames created, or something like that. How much energy an apple can give a fire has no bearing on how much energy it will give humans. We are not flame people.

I can put wood in a fucking calorimeter and measure its calories. But I cannot eat wood.

Calories Are NOT REAL. Use Your HEAD. Transfats are fake too. So is cholesterol for that matter. These medical health charlatans can make you fucking idiots believe anything by putting it on a label.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:56:43 AM No.21436933
Calorie counters are so fucking stupid holy shit. Try count calories in front of me irl and I will beat the shit out of you.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:05:36 AM No.21436948
>>21436933
I don't count calories, but i would pretend to in front of you just so i could heem you.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:08:43 AM No.21436956
>>21436948
The only kind of counting you can do is pretend because you don't know how. Teachers just could never get it to stick in your stupid head that 6 comes after 5.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:13:21 AM No.21436965
>>21436928
Lol.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:13:54 AM No.21436969
>>21436130
You do not understand apostrophes
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:14:28 AM No.21436971
>>21436928
>The pseudoscience they use to determine calories is putting food in a calorimeter and burning it and measuring the temperature of the flames created, or something like that. How much energy an apple can give a fire has no bearing on how much energy it will give humans. We are not flame people.
>I can put wood in a fucking calorimeter and measure its calories. But I cannot eat wood.
The label is the energy of the metabolized components of food. Things you can't metabolize, like fibre, are excluded from the calorie count on the label. You eat it, but it goes through without contributing energy to your metabolism. If there was a legal, mass produced food item that had sawdust as an ingredient, the caloric label would exclude the measured energy from the sawdust's combustion. The label lists the energy that goes into your metabolism, not the total energy content of the food.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:18:36 AM No.21436984
>>21436971
>If there was a legal, mass produced food item that had sawdust as an ingredient
What do you mean "if"? Sawdust is a really common filler and thickener ingredient in processed food, usually listed as "cellulose" or "food grade wood pulp."
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:22:30 AM No.21436993
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>>21436971
You have been blinded by bullshit. Learn how to think for yourself. Calories are made up irrelevant nonsense.

Your explanation proves it. Since non metabolizable portions are excluded, you can not differentiate which calories are which so you just make them up and "estimate" what he nutritional calories are.

I wonder why every donut in the store has the same number of calories, whether it is a Boston cream or a chocolate glazed......weird almost like it's all made up and you are a feminist who suckles the breast milk of idiocy.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:23:58 AM No.21436999
oh no the calorie autistic and the "all food is sawdust" autistic have crossed over
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:29:01 AM No.21437013
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>>21436993
>wonder why every donut in the store has the same number of calories
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:31:39 AM No.21437016
>>21437013
That was a trap and you fell for it. All donuts should have the same caloric content. But they don't. Because calories are made up bullshit.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:33:45 AM No.21437021
>>21436993
If calories aren't real why are you such a fat cunt?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:42:27 AM No.21437031
Humans would never believe some things are not quantifiable. The calories are essentially a security blanket to hide from the truth. They need the numbers or they'd go insane.

You can't determine how much energy one apple will give one human. Humans are all different sizes. So are apples.also we don't eat the cores.

Maybe if you got two humans of exactly the same size and measured how long it would take them to starve to death after eating an apple, you could get a sense of how much energy the apples give. But it seems like too high a cost to pay for rather frivolous information.

It's okay not to assign everything a number. You can say to the world:I can't really say for certain how much energy this apple has.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:43:56 AM No.21437033
How many calories do you think that apple in the garden of eden had

You know because calories aren't real, like Christianity.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:44:39 AM No.21437035
>>21437033
3 calories
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:50:01 AM No.21437042
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>>21436114 (OP)
>Label says 0 calories per serving
>Container has 567 servings and 1600 calories

Shit should be illegal
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:52:13 AM No.21437044
>>21437042
try spraying a wasp nest with it.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:54:09 AM No.21437046
>>21437033
Epic, simply epic. So much epic WinRAR. I tip my fedora to you, my good noblesir! I spat out my reconstituted soilent mealshake when I read this post and I just HAD to show my otherkin life partner and they got heckin JACKED
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:03:32 AM No.21437058
>>21436928
it's a lot to explain and you won't understand it anyways so i'll give you the short version: metabolization produces heat as a byproduct and extrapolating that we can compare the energy exchange from combusting biological material to the metabolic process, since they are all a form of units of energy conversion. we do a lot with relative units of measurement, you should really look into it sometime! tl;dr: you're retarded AND uneducated. sucks to suck, man.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:05:37 AM No.21437060
>>21436928
>>21437058
actually let me continue this by shitposting you:
>hurr durr hey guys did you know an inch is like, totally made up! it's not real! so it's basically a completely pointless measurement! just disregard it!
that's what you sound like right now.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:11:34 AM No.21437066
>>21437033
You've never actually read the Bible, have you
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:12:53 AM No.21437070
>>21436928
>Calories are a fictional unit of measurement
Right, as opposed to all the non-fiction units of measurement.
Didn't even read past this in your post.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:22:56 AM No.21437089
>>21437066
I know all about how Jesus was able to multiply bread and fish and nutritional labels so all the Cannanites could know exactly how many calories per serving of bread they were getting. That's a big part of why Jesus is so revered.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:28:45 AM No.21437096
>>21437058
Humans don't run on heat, bro. It's not a good unit of measurement. Just give up your silly need to pretend that calories are logical.

You cannot extrapolate heat byproduct from metabolization to heat fluctuation from a fire to get energy content in a human. You may as well light gasoline on fire, take it's temperature, because cars have A/C systems, to determine the miles per gallon you can go.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:31:54 AM No.21437099
Old testament God did not want humans to know about calories, that's why we refer to the time before Jesus as "B.C.", or "Before Calories".
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:33:08 AM No.21437101
>>21437089
So are you going to answer the question
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:37:24 AM No.21437106
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world calories didn't exist.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:56:21 AM No.21437132
I hate it when I go to the grocery store and ask the devil how many calories there are in my muffins and he refuses to tell me.I think he does that shit on purpose just to be an asshole.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:58:09 AM No.21437134
>>21437096
fatty cope
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:58:58 AM No.21437135
Im adding calories to my body right now
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:19:33 AM No.21437149
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>>21437033
>How many calories do you think that apple in the garden of eden had
>You know because calories aren't real, like Christianity.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:37:41 AM No.21437172
>>21436114 (OP)
I know you be shidding and farding like crazy. your toilet gotta hate to see you coming
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:37:51 AM No.21437173
>>21437135
Not possible.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:44:27 PM No.21437404
>>21437031
>You can't determine how much energy one apple will give one human.
You can't determine how much cyanide will kill one human.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:48:59 PM No.21437410
>>21437149
The bible makes no mention of an apple in the Garden of Eden.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:18:33 PM No.21437444
This is a good thread and I’m glad to be part of it.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:30:35 PM No.21438210
>>21437410
Neither are calories. Do you really think the devil would just tell you to eat fruit without giving you its caloric content?

It's what I've been saying all along. Calories aren't real.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:29:55 AM No.21438420
>>21437404
Yeah I could
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:10:11 AM No.21439540
>>21436459
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big lol shits
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:58:50 AM No.21439585
Calories are pretty cringe.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:29:01 PM No.21439616
>>21436114 (OP)
Fact, high fiber bread-low fat bread, as pictured, is for dieting people. They feel more full, more satiety. A slice of regular whole wheat bread is nearly the same fiber of white bread, 2-4g max, unless it has alot of added seeds. You'd be overly full if you had a sandwich, but essentially just right if you had 1 slice of toast. For some people, it makes sense, and though artificial, a good choice when starting out and dealing with hunger pangs.

Fiber is insoluble vs soluble.
Insoluble is best thought of like apple skins vs glue-y oatmeal fiber. One digests but acts a bit like soft sticky glue paste. It's why oatmeal is so soothing on your tummy. The other kind kind of passes right through, a mesh of a molecule grabbing onto fats and other molecules pushing them through too, possibly even faster, not letting all water go too. Thinner, or softer, more watery poops might be what is good or bad to your GI, depending on you.

>empty calories
The term itself makes perfect sense. It is supposed to give you pause that what you get in overall calories per day, while you maintain said goal weight and mass, should also be contributing vitamins, minerals, enzymes, omega fatty acids, anti-oxidants, phenols, etc.
Extreme xample: If it's just Mountain Dew calories all day, what else are you getting except one type of sugar? It's empty of nutritional benefit. At the end of the day, 1200 calorie day, then you could be nutritionally lacking proteins and proper muscle tone, vitamin D, high cholesterol, whatever else. Think big picture. It's just another form of Eat This, Not That and adjust your menus or real issues each day.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:30:39 PM No.21439618
>>21439616
Didn't read your blog post. Sorry.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:51:24 PM No.21439651
>>21436130
You FOOL
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:01:26 PM No.21439751
>>21436833
Based.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:09:01 PM No.21440595
>>21439616
>has to define a lack of calories as a lack of protein

Huh when almost like calories are made up and unquantifiable or something
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:16:43 PM No.21441866
>>21436928
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calorimeter
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:29:59 PM No.21441878
>>21440595
>calories are made up and unquantifiable or something
No, food is tested to display calories, exact units of energy. It's tested outside the body, and it's pretty standard.

But nutritionally speaking, it's only part of the overal picture when you consume the calorie. There used to be people who said celery is zero calories, since you expel more energy digesting it than it contributed. There are diet dressings and peanut butter that are wood pulp based. You have the variables of what you ate with it, your own metabolim, how much fiber you ingest, your insulin sensitivity, many variables as to how it sticks.