I accidentally bought 30 of these Udon noodles because apparently they came in bulk (3x10).
What do I do with them?

>>21436306 (OP)
Cram them up your asshole

>>21436307
No thanks, keep that shit to yourself.

>>21436309
You want some gay rape or something?

>>21436312

>>21436313
Gay buttsex

gently and delicately insert them forcefully into your own rectal cavity

>>21436306 (OP)
haha dong

>>21436306 (OP)
30 Udong

>>21436306 (OP)
Idk nigga they're noodles. Add some shit and just eat them. 30packs just eat 2 a month and you'll be done in a little over a year.

>>21436306 (OP)
Sure, OP. You got those 30 dongs "accidentally".

>>21436306 (OP)
Cold bukkake style

Feed to the dogs. Then dress, cook and eat tĥe doggos. It's how the locals do things.

>>21436306 (OP)
Depends. You can eat them hot or cold. I prefer a spicy sauce, but you can dunk them in a broth and make a noodle bowl.

buy tuna, green onions, azn sauces like black bean or whatever. eat them. eggs too.

>>21436306 (OP)
>Udon noodles
It's Summer here for me. I'd enjoy some cold sesame noodles with the dipping sauce idea. Refreshing from the fridge.

Tahini (or peanut butter), splash of Makoto dressing (or ginger, lemon zest, orange zest, and ponzu), soy sauce or tamari, water to thin, if needed.
Green onions, 7-spice, or black sesame as garnish.

>>21436306 (OP)
>I accidentally bought 30 of these Udon noodles because apparently they came in bulk (3x10).
u don it now!
HA HA

>>21436306 (OP)
It says right there on the packet to cook them for 3 minutes OP

>>21437425
lol nice 1

>>21436306 (OP)
Cram

>>21437517
what happens if i cook them for 4 minutes

>>21437535
you die instantly

>>21436306 (OP)
Udong oofed op...

>>21437517
It doesn't say to cook them for 3 minutes, it only says 3 minutes.
It could mean anything.

>>21436306 (OP)
Make chicken soup then add the udon noodles. Optional: Add egg and a slur of cornstarch then top it off with chopped green onions to make it more Asian.

Stir fry minced garlic and some meat like shreds of chicken breast or canned tuna(remove the oil or water) then add the udon noodles. Add a splash of soy sauce and a few drops of sesame oil then season with salt and pepper. Top it off with chopped green onions.

If you have leftover Japanese curry, add the udon noodles to make udon curry.

If you want to make it a little bit more traditional Japanese, combine dashi stock, soy sauce, and mirin to make the soup then add the udon noodles. Top it off with shrimp tempura, fish cakes, and chopped green onions.

>>21436306 (OP)
insert them in your rectum and run around yelling you have butt worms

>>21436306 (OP)
Donate them to a food pantry.