Post that "food" for goycattle

>>21436876 (OP)
Fast food. Goycattle are fat and stupid and regularly tricked into eating poison

>>21436876 (OP)
What's the deal with this thing anyways? I see it everywhere these days but it costs a lot and looks miserable so I never bought any, nor have any of my friends or coworkers. Why did it become such a fad?

>>21436876 (OP)
I tried it and it’s not that good. Just get regular chocolate with full pistachios in it.

>>21436885
Arabia is one of the largest pistachio growers in the world. They want to pus the screws to The Wonderful Company since everyone got mad with them during the California fires, replace their market control/dominance.

>>21436876 (OP)
Isn't this made by Muslims?

>>21436885
>take cheap chocolate
>carve 80% of the inside out of it to save money
>stuff it full of leftover sweepings from a nut sorting facility (no-one likes pistachios anyway)
>slap Tiktok """influencer""" marketing on it
>make a 2500% mark-up while retards pay $40 for a bar of shit chocolate that's 80% waste nuts

>>21436885
Saudi oil princes trying to force a trend in desperation to become culturally relevant.

>>21436877
I swear they don't want my money
I eat fast food usually twice a year but this month I had to eat it several times because a family member died and I had no time for real food
Shit has become nasty, I can't order chicken because it's old and it has been reheated so much it's tough as cardboard and the burger patties are tiny as fuck like they are half as big as they used to be
Instant ramen tastes better especially with sesame oil and soy sauce I can just boil half a dozen of eggs and keep them in the fridge and add frozen veggies. Instant fucking ramen is better than a cooked meal Jesus Christ

>>21436876 (OP)
>>21436902
I... I like pistachios...

>>21436911
Pistachios by themselves are good. Vaguely green "pistachio" paste crammed inside a dollar store quality chocolate bar isn't.

>>21436876 (OP)
Please refer to the chart desu. Thank you.

>>21436902
I don't think it's working, I never see anyone buy them.

>>21436911
Same, but not really when added to another food. I had pistachio pasta once and it did not taste right.

>>21436920
>a:
discarded without further consideration.

>>21436888
Worse, it's pistachio scraps mixed out with kataifi which is just shredded pastry dough. Some idiots say it makes it crunchy but the truth is that it's just cheap filler

>>21436921
It works on Chinese tourists which is all that matters.
My local grocery store is full of random Chinese tourists that regularly buy $80-200 at a time of generic brand chocolate bars because they think its some hot commodity.
The store caught on and raised the price to $8 for a block and they still have to restock the shelf every hour or so.

"dubai" chocolate being forced as hard as it is will never not be funny to me

>>21436876 (OP)
I got these spicy chicken, wagyu and dough fried skewers today and am now suffering explosive diarrhea. Tasted pretty good though.

>>21437098
The dough balls were the best part. Pure slop

>>21436920
If anything I think "goycattle food" should be placed after goyslop as a separate category.
It is in unremarkle mass-produced garbage that never would have gotten popular without the influence of social media and it does not really fit into the other categories.

>>21436876 (OP)
Crumbl

>>21437062
Never seen anyone outside of social media talk about it or even heard of it no matter how many tiktokers they bribe

>>21436876 (OP)

>>21436876 (OP)
>>21436877
>>21436920
>>21437109
>goy
Does that include the lower-class Jews who have no connection to anyone in considerable power whatsoever?

>>21437450
No, the term goy is strictly for non-jewish persons

>>21437457
So what does "goycattle" mean?

>>21437474
It's some sort of insult against non-jews made by non-jews who hate or suspect jews of "bad things". It makes zero sense, just like all the other jew-related bullshit you see constantly, constantly on 4chan.

>>21436954
>it's just cheap filler
Correct

>>21437516
some people here really don't like jews or reddit so guess what they can't stop posting about

>>21437104
Does look pretty tasty

>>21436954
>Some idiots say it makes it crunchy
But... it does. If they just needed a cheap "filler" ingredient, it would just be some kind of sugar and oil mixture. By adding what amounts to shredded wheat, it adds texture to the product, giving it a different experience from if it was just chocolate filled with pistachio butter.
>t. never had it

>>21436920
How is chilly unhealthy? A proper chilly has high amounts of vitamin C

>>21437738
it’s ‘chili’ fagmo

>>21437440
Over here it's in every supermarket at the counters.
I'm sure everyone in the whole nation of Germany has heard of that slop

>>21437741
If I make chilly at home I put chilly in it and and meat and whatever the fuck I like.
There isn't even any oil in my recipe because the meat is fatty enough.

>>21437744
>>21437741

>>21436902
>no-one likes pistachios anyway
>80% waste nuts
pistachios are good
a friend gave me a bite of one of these bars and the (purportedly Belgian) chocolate tasted very good as well
it’s not $40 good but is that any reason to be so assmad?

>>21436876 (OP)
Any breakfast cereal made from Roundup Ready® corn is the epitome of goyfeed.

>>21436876 (OP)
Dubai chocolate sounds like a euphemism for what happens to Instagram "influencers"

>>21437827
Is there a sexual or violent implication to this?

>>21437832
"models" get shat on

Chuds are primed to be anti-communist but then go on seething outbursts whenever the market introduces a new and unique thing.
MAKES YOU THINK DOESN'T IT HAHA

>>21436888
>>21436954
I tried it at an icecream place and they didn't serve drinks there, so I nearly choked to death on this dry as fuck concoction they call a dessert.

>>21436905
the phrase "dubai chocolate" was becoming culturally relevant in a way they didn't like

>>21437861
>>21437882
Who in the sweet and tender Saturday-night fuck was using "Dubai chocolate" as a euphemism for Middle-Eastern scat porn?

>>21437888
I'd heard it at least once desu

everyone knows it now though lol

>>21437889
>I'd heard it at least once
And most people heard it never.
>everyone knows it now though
Yes, as a confectionary made up by several chocolate companies that employ either child or slave labor as an Astroturfed "delicacy" sold to Westerners with more money than sense via paid-for social media personalities. Not... that.

>>21436920
But sloppa isn't necessarily unhealthy, chili con carne is mostly just a regular meal. There's nothing wrong with some meat, beans, tomatoes, onion and spices? It's more about other qualities and peferably a one-pot-meal

>>21436876 (OP)
>goycattle
go back

>you drink water from a bottle?!
>nigga just go outside and put your head in a stream
>you goyslop eating niggo!
>i am cool!

>>21436885
It's overpriced and always way too sweet but I like the concept of combining pistachio butter with chocolate like a fancy Reese's peanut butter cup with crunchy bits like a Butterfinger. Unfortunately, this stuff is made with "Pistachio cream" which is pistachio-flavored sugar and sneed oils

The idea of it is much better than the real thing

>>21436954
>it makes it crunchy
it does
>it's just cheap filler
both things can be true at once

>>21438246
Enjoy the microplastics goyim!

>>21438246
Ring that bell! Goycattle coming through!

>>21438593
>>21438647
Yes, as we all know, the Jews have always been immune to microplastics...

>>21437872
The market allows you to dislike things it offers.

>>21437785
People are mad because it’s unreasonably popular.
I’m reality it’s just a whatever candy bar, not worth the price

>>21436876 (OP)
>>21438593
For fuck sake. Why is this place so neurotic? The very air you breathe is filled with tobacco, smog, vape juice, dead skin, fecal matter, urine particles, and probably other wretched things. Who knows what you're actually putting in your body?

I understand that no one wants to feel like they're being tricked into consuming something that the seller knows is bad. But that doesn't mean everything you don't like is a Jewish trick.

>>21437888
>sounds like
Read nigger

>>21437450
Pretty sure those are the only people who speak Yiddish

>>21440068
I did.
>>21437882
>the phrase "dubai chocolate" was becoming culturally relevant in a way they didn't like
>implication: euphemism for some scatological sex act
>>21437889
>I'd heard it at least once desu
>soft confirmation of above implication

>>21437872
>Bad product is introduced
>People hate it
>FUCKING ANTI CAPITALIST COMMIES!
Yeah, sure.

>>21436876 (OP)
I bought a jar of it from Lidl and used it as a middle layer in a no bake chocolate slice, its really nice

EAT IT GOYIM!

>>21436920
the slop you need is a nine millimeter bullet to the temple, you absolute faggot

Popular opinion: the fried dough hairs make it worse, not better.

Snyders honey mustard pretzel pieces

>>21436888
i love that some overpaid pastry chef in dubai thought "how do i make a crunchy pistachio flavored filling for a chocolate bar" and did not end up at whole or chopped pistachios, but at pureed pistachios mixed with middle eastern weetabix.

it is fitting of dubai, a city with no elegance to speak of. you're missing something? add more stuff.

>>21436920
Holy shit so all food is slop?
How peculiar

>>21436876 (OP)
For my country it’s this. What’s worse is that it has become something to praise and its a meme now. The pastries taste like the contents of a vacuum cleaner wrapped in greasy toilet paper.

>>21441792
If all of your food falls into those four categories then you should probably just kill yourself at this point

>>21436905
After the oil money ends.

https://youtu.be/zncnESCNocY

>fad
>fad, dubai

>>21436902
>no-one likes pistachios anyway
Why are you such a faggot?

saw them selling 29g bars of this for £1.50 in home bargains
y'know
home bargains where you can get a bar of chocolate four times the weight for a quarter of that price
that's how overpriced it is

>>21436876 (OP)
How does a chocolate with marzipan cost 4x less when almonds and pistachios are similarly priced?

Are real people really typing this shit out? Bots or /pol/tards?

>>21442440
>when almonds and pistachios are similarly priced?
it's one banana michael. what could it cost, ten dollars?

>>21442440
meme pricing, it'll normalize once the fad dies off

>>21436902
"nut sorting facility" didn't know your mother was in Dubai

>>21436876 (OP)
>Looks like Puke

>>21436876 (OP)
pistachio is the worst flavor