>be guy fieri
>2007
>driving to food network studios
>feel rumbling down below
>no time, must stop somewhere
>pull up to this funky little joint
>go to bathroom
>take violent shit
>dinersdriveinsanddiarrhea.mp4
>surprised there were no air raid sirens
>leave restroom, sit down and order some grub
>holy shit this is lights out
>it's funky fresh fantastic
>these dudes are culinary gangsters
>they kick me out because of the smell

>get idea to make show where i do this every week
>violent shits are always edited out
>mfw

>>21437218 (OP)
Saving this thread with a bump, maybe someone can find some value in it I think it deserves a second chance

>>21437218 (OP)

I got into a fight at guys bbq joint in Atlantic City years ago.

>>21438632
Did you at least win

>>21438639
Yea he was drunk and wobbly and went down, had to leave Ballys and run to the boardwalk and ended up at hard rock

During covid, Guy Fieri donated a ton of money to help out of work food industry workers.

Meanwhile, that other faggot divorced his wife, abandoned his child, got a bunch of dumb tats, hooked up with a Jewess and (deservedly) killed himself.

>>21439155
“Anthony, I gotta ask a question, why do you hate me so much brother? Is it because you went to a fancy culinary school and I didn’t? I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter.”

>>21438614
No, it really was shit anyway. Then every post since has worsened it. You're a bit of a cunt

>>21438640
>had to leave Ballys and run to the boardwalk and ended up rock hard
wtf anon

>>21439155
>hooked up with a Jewess

He was also Jewish m8

I'd complain about daily Bourdain vs Fieri threads but compared to the rest of the catalog it's not that bad