What kind of food do people eat that requires them to use more than 1-2 sheets of toilet paper to wipe? What is wrong with these people?

based frogposter

I use wet paper towels, far more sanitary

>>21438742 (OP)
i found out what it is, theyre fat, and they have deep asses, and often have already shit themselves, and have to clean their deep shit filled asses with many many wipes. same reason some people prefer to shower after shitting, it's because theyre fat. normal people just shit out of their asshole totally clear of the asscheeks and clean the ass effortlessly

>>21438742 (OP)
Curry and beers. Youll be blowing it out, if not that night then in the morning. Fely like my anus had prolapsed from how hard I was shitting. I use flushable wet wipes though especially for these cases because Im not trying to rub my asshole raw.... I need a bidet

>>21438775
>same reason some people prefer to shower after shitting, it's because theyre fat.
that's just best practice though
even if you're anorexic and have no asscheeks that would still be the cleanest option, it has nothing to do with obesity

>>21438742 (OP)
With whom are you discussing wiping practices, you incel 'fren' faggot failure?

>>21438742 (OP)
When you start to get older you have to wipe at various times in the day even if you didn't poop yet, because some poo leaks a little over time. Be kind to people you don't know what they are going through in their lives.

>>21438749
Same anon. Still can't understand how people can wipe their asses with only dry paper and just feel clean. It just smears and remains in the asshole.

>>21438843
I spit on the paper first

>>21438809
t. Uses 10 sheets to wipe

>>21438810
Gross

>>21438792
>curry
only if it gave you food poisoning
>beer
only if you drank like 10 of them over the course of an hour
you just have a weak GI tract my guy

>>21438843
How clean do you need your anus to be? You need it fully washed? Most of it retracts back into your butt and whatever actual dump traces are left is wiped off with two or three bundles of TP. Then your asscheeks close back together when you stand up and pull up the undies. Your asshole will not make another exposed appearance until your next dump or when you take your next bath or shower. What do you need for it to be wet washed for? It's not being presented anywhere. If the paper is dry and clean after the final wipe that should really be enough. I get that some people are "anal" about it, but I don't get that level of concern. I take a bath every day and wipe really well. I don't feel dirty because I didn't hose down my hole. But then maybe I don't have the same kind of dumps you guys do. Maybe yours is really tarry or gunky and requires an entire pressure washing.

>>21438810
It's called farting. It's also the same reason some people stink like shit outside because they don't clean their asses in the morning. Whenever I wake up, I always clean with one wet wipe regardless of whether I need to dump or not.

>>21438865
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_incontinence

>>21438863
It doesn't need to be that clean like you're describing anon. What I mean is to simply clean with wet wipes without hose or something. You can also imagine three levels of soilness: the outer area can easily be wiped off with dry TP, I agree. The second is at the tip of the asshole. The TP cannot reach it quite well and as a consequence, it sometimes stains your shorts or stinks throughout the day(other's can smell it but not oneself). That's where the wet wipes come. The third one is the one the one that remains deep in the asshole. This is nearly unreachable and is of no concern because it is deeply "closed" off to stain anything nor to produce smells.
> I take a bath every day and wipe really well.
That's pretty good anon. But I know a lot of people who doesn't or leave public toilets like they're speed running after dumping, like literally seconds.

>>21438897
>The TP cannot reach it quite well and as a consequence, it sometimes stains your shorts or stinks throughout the day
What are you TALKING about man? Is this a joke?

>>21438892
Thanks anon, didn't know about that.

>>21438897
No. The asshole does not remain puckered out after you stand up. It's only exposed when you sit on the seat and the cheeks are pushed to the side. When you stand it all goes back up and in. If you wiped well you're fine because your actual asshole is not in contact with your underwear. Are you wearing a thong or something? TP can reach anywhere your stupid baby wipes can. This discussion is disgusting and sad. I thought wiping oneself was pretty straightforward.

I eat 3-4 lemons a day. They make my shits messy. If I don't eat the lemons it's all good, but I absolutely have to eat the lemons so that's not an option.

>>21438927
Just curious, why do you have to eat lemons?

>>21438930
You have to eat all the lemons

>>21438930
Scurvy

>>21438863
I knew someone like you
He was proud of the fact that he didn't wash his hands after taking a piss in public
Then some guy told him "My mom taught me to wash my hands after using the restroom"
And the who was proud of being a slob said "My mom didn't teach me to pee on myself"

Sorry, you use, wet paper towel bros win

>>21438742 (OP)
Kill yourself, faggot frogposter.

>>21438742 (OP)
>What kind of food do people eat that requires them to use more than 1-2 sheets of toilet paper to wipe?

Copious amounts of starch and fat; cheap ground beef or chuck steak with a side of mash potatoes, mac n' cheese, or both. No fiber. All of the makings for some not-so-smooth movement on the throne.

These people tend to be very immature, evident in their dislike for vegetables. That is not to say you shouldn't be their friend. They are very useful to keep around to make yourself perceived as being well mannered in comparison with patrician tastes.

>>21439029
*you lose
AI is making me very lazy with my typing jfc

>>21438742 (OP)

What manner of lardmountain uses more than half a sheet of TP?

>>21439029
That's not someone like me at all. I wash my fucking hands. I wipe well. I just don't need to fully wash my anus after every movement. You're a very fastidious type. You've never known anyone like me, faggot.

>>21439047
Oh, you need to use toilet paper? Fatty

>>21438742 (OP)

I use 10 sheets, 5 double squares.

>>21438742 (OP)
You need more than 2 sheets just to confirm the first wipe, if clean, wasn’t a mistake. That said if I have some peanut butter the previous day I essentially don’t need to wipe

>>21438865
>Whenever I wake up, I always clean with one wet wipe regardless of whether I need to dump or not.
Is your technique like this?

>>21439241
>You need more than 2 sheets just to confirm the first wipe
Bro what are you ON about
Fold that shit

>>21438863
>Most of it retracts back into your butt

I have Japanese toilets. No need of paper.

I eat a lot of fruit and my poopoos do require a few wipes. Sometimes I pee on the tp a little bit to help with the wiping.