Thread 21439326

Find a flaw

the ingredients and cooking methods are cafeteria slop tier. like literally.
my middle school cafeteria served cheeseburgers pretty regularly, and the one time i went to mcdonald's with the basketball team after a game i physically could not tell the difference

>>21439326 (OP)
The big nasty chunks of raw onion

>find a flaw
its trash made by McDonalds

>>21439326 (OP)
>That will be $12 please
McSpics cant compete with the freezer section anymore

>>21439336
raw onions > cooked onions
by a LOT
especially white onions

Too much sauce, it's always too much sauce.

>>21439347
Fuck your gay little debate

i get mine without the onions

>>21439326 (OP)
no bacon and hatch green chili

>>21439326 (OP)
No lettuce and overly sweet ketchup instead of mayo.

>>21439326 (OP)
Overpriced, poor quality and most importantly, a whopper cheese tastes better.

>>21439326 (OP)
1. Pickles
2. Mustard instead of mayo

Mustard is only for sausage

>>21439440
begone euro, this is a burger thread

>>21439440
Mustard is for literally everything. I'd happily eat mustard ice cream if I was offered some

>>21439480
Europe eats everything with mustard, retard.

>>21439489
Oh yeah? Then what do you eat mustard with?

>>21439490
Sausages, roasts, frikadelles/meatballs, eggs, chicken, fish etc.

>>21439326 (OP)
How about the actual product not resembling this picture at all?

>>21439492
i had one yesterday it looked exactly like this

>>21439491
So you don't eat mustard with mustard, then. Checkmate atheists

>>21439326 (OP)
I'd rather eat one of these, at least they're cheap.

it's not an angus burger

>>21439507
why would i want to eat an anus burger

>>21439507
>I'm cultured, look at me. I order from the same dogshit establishment, but I'm a classy type of guy with discerning tastes
Absolutely pathetic.

>>21439326 (OP)
Doesn't taste good.

>>21439326 (OP)
it's not a double

>>21439514
go project elsewhere you insecure faggot
like on reddit, where you came from

>>21439326 (OP)
It's not a Double Quarter pounder.

>>21439539
>r-r-reddit
Sorry I hit a nerve. I'm not used to dealing with the upper crust such as yourself

>>21439326 (OP)
quarter pounders are trash and worse protein per cost compared to triple cheese and taste worse too (in eu btw)

>>21439353
there is no debate

The whopper is the greatest burger ever made.

>>21439326 (OP)
the white strips of biochemical warfare they put in it

>>21439326 (OP)
>not flame broiled
Find a flaw (pro-tip: you can't)

>>21439326 (OP)
it needs the cheese removed, add lettuce and mayo.

>>21440591
only a flaming hobo blower would eat this.

I prefer the double quarter pounder with salad aka Teh Boss

Pic related

When are the comparisons to female genitalia starting?

>>21440833
Looks fine panty waist

>>21439326 (OP)
diced onion is fucking retarded in a burger
slice that shit

>>21439326 (OP)
It doesn’t rot

>>21439326 (OP)
Here’s a big flaw.

>>21439326 (OP)
it's not a double

>>21439334
You just have shit taste

>>21439345
>waah I’m poor!

>>21439326 (OP)
Impossible

one burger
sautee sliced jalapeno and sliced green pepper
add jullienned carrets and cabbage
cheese dijon mustard and mayo
voila

>>21439326 (OP)
No mayonnaise.

>>21439480
he's probably one of those autistics
i prefer mustard on glizzies but on a burger a good old fashioned mustard ketchup balance is peak

>>21439345
$12
Are you retarted?

>>21439326 (OP)
none if it was served exactly like displayed in that picture

>>21439326 (OP)
They're routinely undersalted.

>>21439326 (OP)
Not enough cum

>>21439353
Homophobia is not cool my dude.

>>21439326 (OP)
>find a flaw
That fucking onion is going to fall off any second now.

>>21441621
I hate this faggot so much. He looks like a female to male tranny

>>21441774
This is anti-semitic

>>21439326 (OP)
should i keep scrolling?

i cant

Charging 20 dollars for 1 dollar of ingredients and wages

>>21439347
lol, lmao

>>21439507
Honestly miss these.

>>21439353
I agree that raw onions are tastier for me, but yeah fuck food arguments. There's nothing more time-wasting by arguing about something as subjective as literal taste.
>>21439326 (OP)
Ketchup and mustard being placed on top of wet ingredients. Put either [the condiments] or [the pickles and onions] on the bottom.

>>21439326 (OP)
>mustard
>kechup
>onions
>pickles
Meat, cheese, and a bun is all you need.
>>21439440
Mustard and sausage has gone together for centuries. King Henry V allegedly (attributed by Juvenal des Ursins) said that war without fire is like sausage without mustard.

>>21439334
which basketball player were you dating?

>>21439326 (OP)
>ketchup
>no mayo
Fix those two and it's solid.

>>21439326 (OP)
I think the pickles are a little too acidic. I noticed that when I removed the pickles, it no longer gives me acid reflux.

>>21439326 (OP)
They never look like advertised

>>21439326 (OP)
No letuce tomato and mayo

>>21439326 (OP)
I much prefer the diced onion found in the mcdouble than the big, chunky onions in the quarter pounder. But other than that, the quarter pounder is pretty good

>>21439326 (OP)
Its not in mymouf

>>21439326 (OP)
I can name two
>Ketchup
>A bun that sucks all the moisture from your mouth (so you need a drink (pepsi, which also contains salt, so you're still thirsty after drinking it (so you need a refill, goy ;-)))

>>21440591
Actually, the one on the right looks more convenient to take a bite

>>21439326 (OP)
Patty is made from cow. Killing cow is sin.

>bread contains more sugar than a meringue
>plastic cheese
>mystery meat (probably from old zoo animals)
>chemical mustard that mostly tastes like vinegar
>ketchup
>supreme goyslop
That shit is basically entirely made of flaws.

The floor is the ground beef

>>21439326 (OP)
It's not meat
It's overpriced

>>21439326 (OP)
Found it

>>21439326 (OP)
No kino Big Mac sauce

>>21439326 (OP)
its not the Godman Jesus Christ

I call it the Land Air Sea Burger, the natural and inevitable evolution of the hamburger

>>21445247
Kino

>>21445247
Gay

>>21439326 (OP)
vegetables, only cuckolds eat vegetables.

>>21445247
Chickens don’t go in the air

>>21439334
It's one of the only fast food burgers that uses fresh beef, and the beef quality is superior to every other drive-thru restaurant barring maybe In N Out

>>21439507
these were garbage, tasted exactly the same as their normal patties just bigger. QPC is a much better burger

>>21447306
Have you ever been attacked by a angry chicken?

>>21447390
SOMEONES NEVER PLAYED ZELDA AMIRITE AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>21440833
Where did the hobo touch you?

>>21447403
I'm fucking serious. I'm a village boy in buttfuck nowhere germany and my cousin likes to raise chickens, ducks and pigeons. One year one of his chicken flock had a fucking bitch of a hen amongst it that hated me for some fucking reason and I always had to arm myself with a broom to swat it away till he finally butchered it.

>>21439347
Eww WTF is wrong with you?

The flaw is reporting spam does nothing because the tranny jannies are the ones being paid to post it.

>>21439326 (OP)
should cheese be more melted

Mcshill thread

>>21439334
>i physically could not tell the difference

biggest cope ever

maybe make a multi billion dollar company then to rival mcdonalds retard

>>21439507
but a 3/1rd is actually less than a 4/1so theyre not really better

>>21439326 (OP)
It was most likely made with brown hands. This alone makes it a non-starter for me.

>>21439326 (OP)
>Meat tastes like cardboard
>Putrid "cheese" + pickles combine to taste exactly like vomit
>Bun is sticky and paste-like
The onions and sauce are the only edible things on there.
It is unironically the second worst fast food burger, after the McDonalds double cheeseburger.

>>21439326 (OP)
Am I the only one that's always found two slices of cheese to be excessive? You don't do that when cooking out in the backyard, do you? No, it's just one slice of cheese per burger. This is just indulgent.

The McDouble gets it right.

>>21447421
I can see it. Back in my old house in Italy, the house behind ours had their own chickens. They surprisingly didn't mess with us when they hopped over the wonky fence, but they absolutely fucked up any other bird that got near the chicks.

>>21447421
Many in my family raised chickens. Never heard of issues with hens. It was always the fucking roosters. The gnarliest animals are geese. Those fuckers are just aggressive for no reason.

>>21448941
You sound like a lactose intolerant 3rd worlder.
Go eat a whopper, that's the burger made for cheeselets like you.

>>21448941
Mcdonalds cheese is perfectly tasteless, it's just texture, i like the two slices
any american cheese slices i've bought taste different

>>21439371
This. I don't eat fast food, but when I do I'm avoiding mcdumbass like the plague. A Whopper at least has some of that cookout flame flavor, whether that's artificial or not. MCd's has that 'plastic' artificiality to it. Like all fast food is shitty but theirs is less real and more fake.
They're the worst. So of course they'd be the most popular because everyone is fucking retarded.

>>21439504
Whoa, don't say THAT. There are few foods I'd put lower on the list than Mcdonlds, but those fat and soy pucks are seriously some of the worst food available. Walmart does sell real meat too. Never again.
If things go my way I'll never eat one of those value patties or mcd food ever again.

>>21439514
lol, this. It's all shit from a shit business. Pay more if you like.

>>21440591
Those are fucking delicious! I'd go get one right now if they weren't fucking $7.

Remember the Carl's Jr. "Six Dollar Restaurant Burger", which was less than $4?
Doesn't even seem like that long ago but it was probably a good 20 years.
I'm getting old.

>>21441254
Wait, he's proudly GAINING?

WTF?

>>21441621
This. Which is probably ironic considering the hidden sodium in fast food. The patty itself is bland somehow and all of their buns are disgustingly sweet. I hate mcd.

>>21445247
There's nothing more unnatural and unwelcome together than fish, fowl, and beef all in the same bite. YUCK

>>21448910
That's not sustainable and no one believes you. But keep pretending you have such an ignorant, racist rule about food.

>>21439326 (OP)
It's mcdonald's.

>>21439326 (OP)
Well I see American cheese so for that reason I'm out

I mog you.

>>21449633
but they don't toast the bun on a triple at wendys...

>>21439347
I like raw onion but lmao you're retarded
if you're putting onion on a burger you better cook them down until they're soft you stupid nigger

>>21449674
You can have both. The sweet browned ones and the tangy raw ones

>>21439326 (OP)
Find a flaw? It would be more of challenge to find something that is not a flaw.

>>21449380
he's trying to get on one of those TLC shows but usually you have to be around 700-800lbs so he still got a bit of work to do. Wish him luck

>>21439326 (OP)
Huge flaw: its not ethical

>>21448941
I agree. The McDouble has the right proportion of ingredients.

>>21449775
Bold of you to assume that "ethics" matters to anyone on /ck/. This, like the rest of 4chan, is a board of feral sociopaths.

>>21449674
Literally the taste of a child. The freshness, crunch and light sharpness of a raw onion is superior in any way.

>>21439334
>my only frame of reference is my middle school cafeteria.
Are you sure you're old enough to be on the internet unsupervised boy?

>>21439326 (OP)
It's shit and also expensive as fuck.
I can make two exquisite hamburgers for as much as it costs to buy one of those robbery sandwiches, and I can do things like pick my cheese, use fresh ingredients, and, oh, right, use meat that isn't from the cutting room floor.

>>21450393
I can appreciate fresh onions, but discarding properly caramelized onions is too far.

>>21439514
yeah look at this cunt "I enjoy the high quality burger don't you know". fucking grim

>>21450429
You can keep that sweet, greasy mush.

>>21439326 (OP)
>pickles are shit. they need to be crinkle cut and white instead of green.
>onions are old and have lost their crunch and freshness.
you have to get them no pickles, no onions, and replace those with veg of your own. other than that. perfection.

>>21441254
left looks like me if I keep going. lmao. I need to keep eating. more and faster.

>>21442986
>whopper style is unironically and secretly the most american tier burger imaginable.
it's more backyard than 5 guys and nobody knows it. when american families cook burgers, they cook whoopers.

>>21449633
in n out is the baddies, and it's not sorry.
>based

>>21449395
GOOD MORNING SAAAAAAR

>>21439326 (OP)
>mcdonald's ketchup
>tomato flavored corn syrup
>mfw

>>21439326 (OP)
Only real flaw is the lack of consistent quality control across locations. When you get one that's fresh and properly seasoned they can be really good but that's hit or miss.

sesame seeds

>>21439326 (OP)
Yo dogg ain’t no bacon on dat. Shit need bacon dogg

>>21451565
ur a fag yo

>>21439326 (OP)
Shitty cheese. I don't want to eat this shit in the first place but I certainly don't want that garbage on it
>>21441302
I'd rather be poor than a fat retard

>>21439326 (OP)
Comes with mustard instead of McChicken sauce

>>21441190
It’s not diced, stupid idiot

>>21453578
I haven't been to McDonald's in like 8 years
I just remember that being one of the things I didn't like about the burgers

>>21439334
Lolol no they didn't
I've never ever had the opportunity to have a burger at school.
Only topics were microwaved and in packet. This was in 2004.
The only real junk food was pizza on dominoes day.

One mcshill coupon was added to your account

>>21453617
Cheeseburger, McDoubles, and double cheeseburgers use diced, dehydrated onions that are rehydrated.

Quarter pounder and its variants use sliced raw onion.

>>21439334
maybe the roast they had prepared was ruined

>>21439326 (OP)
Needs special sauce, lettuce, tomato. Hold the ketchup and mustard

>>21439336
>>21439347
>>21449674
All of you clowns stfu. Raw onions are fine; and McD's does it properly by dicing them small. No one wants a giant piece of onion--raw or cooked--falling out and slapping their face.

>>21450393
>light sharpness
You mean the overwhelming acridity? Raw onions ruin literally everything they're in, in even the smallest amount.

You're absolutely insane if you think raw onion tastes better than sauteed.

Post a webm of you biting an onion like an apple, chewing, and swallowing it. You absolutely won't, even to support your retarded ass troll. Because raw onions are horrendous peasant food used to mask rotten meat.