>dog won't stop barking
>give him a hushpuppy
>he stops barking
Thank you hushpuppy

>neighbor’s dog won’t stop barking
>give him a hotdog
>bursts into flames
Thank you hotdog

Give recipe

>>21439919 (OP)
>dog won't stop barking
>stops barking

>>21439919 (OP)
>hushpuppy
>may include onion, spring onion (scallion), garlic
Aliums are dog's favorite treats :)

>>21439924
>neighbor's dog wont stop barking
>give him a chili dog
>frozen in a block of ice

>>21439919 (OP)
nice

>>21439919 (OP)
>Neighbors dog won't stop barking
>Head to their home and beat it with a stick through the fence

>cat gets stuck down in a well
>give it some catsup
>cat climbs up into safety
Thank you catsup

You're telling me a chicken fried this steak!?

>cow gets sick
>give it some beef wellington
>Gorden Ramsey bursts through the door and yells IT'S RAW

>>21441207
Lost

>dog won't stop barking
>pull trigger on hush puppy
>it stops barking
thank you Forehand Recreational Arms Co. Ltd.

>>21441458
Shouldn't it be "beef rarington"?

>dog won't stop barking
>give him to Chinese neighbor for training
>never see him again for some reason
Neighbor made some great food for us that day though, wish the dog could have had some.

>elephant is deaf
>give him an elephant ear
>he can hear
Thank you elephant ear

>racist uncle loses toes from diabeetus
>give him brazil nuts
>his feet are an abomination before God and he's very upset

>>21442183
>man carrying a gun
>on a bicycle
nice try communists

>>21442183
bicycle Chads stay winning, ill dogs stay dead

Toasting in the only epic bread this decade /ck/ has to offer

>devils food cake
>demonic possession

You hit your dog with a shoe? How cruel!

>Gorilla is upset
>give him Gorilla Munch
>no longer upset
Thank you, Gorilla Munch

>dog wants to listen to metal
>give him a corn dog
>dog keeps on thrashing

>>21442183
>Call the company and whisper just one word
>"Recreation"

>>21443013
its just jimmies.

>bear gets its nails trimmed
>give it a bear claw
>mauls me to death
>says [spoiler]"Fuck you, Carlos!"[/spoiler] right before consciousness fades

>>21443227
You could've deleted your post.
You could've buried the body.
Now the carcass is rotting and the police are knocking.

>>21442298
>great food
admits eating dog is great. See anon now ur part of the problem

>>21439919 (OP)
>my roomates Mike and Ike wont stop barking
>give them a mike&ike
>they stop barking
Thank you mike&ikes

>>21439930
I put these out for mice once and the mice just ate the whole thing and shit all over

>>21443227
Please stay on reddit

>shit on a shingle
Available once a day

>dog won't stop holding his form
>give him a slush puppie
>he melts into a semisolid mass
Thank you slush puppie