Do you cook your spaghetti the black people way?

Has anyone lighter than a paper bag actually had sugar spaghetti and if so how was it?

>wypipo don't suga dey sketti

>>21440269 (OP)
Looks umami.

Holy shit, that's at least 100g of sugar.

>>21440269 (OP)
that's way too goddamn much regardless

>>21440269 (OP)
God I hate

>>21440271
My mom would put a couple tablespoons of brown sugar in her spaghetti sauce to "lower the acid" and claims it upsets her stomach if she doesn't add it.

Oh boy another "white people get upset by black people making jokes" thread.

>>21440430
>jokes

>>21440284
I'm black and this made me smirk a little

>>21440425
I usually add a pinch when I do my Bolognese as it can help accentuate the tomatoes flavour

>>21440425
I'm sorry that you were raised by an absolute moron

tis as if subtlety isnt one of their finer points

>>21440269 (OP)
>>21440271
Do they do this because no mirepoix?

>>21440269 (OP)
she would have approved

>>21440269 (OP)
a little bit of sugar is okay in a tomato sauce. but that is wayyy too much

>>21440269 (OP)
No, I add meatballs.

>>21440461
>I usually add a pinch when I do my Bolognese as it can help accentuate the tomatoes flavour

I think tinned tomatoes are riper and sweeter in modern times.

>>21440269 (OP)
YUCK! But if I did I'd cook the sugar into the sauce fucking way before mixing it in with noodles. There's going to be granulation and grit in that.

If that's really a "black people" thing, I'm starting to understand the diabetes and loss of limbs I observe in their culture.
Perhaps sugar does NOT belong in spaghetti, "y'all".

>>21440287
That makes no sense what you posted.

>>21440436
Is that spaghetti or CANDIED yams? I thought so.

It's a JOKE.

>>21441563
Jesus fucking christ. Now you're posting your green protagonists with their pants fucking soiled? How proud you must be. The uglyness doesn't faze you, the shortness or fatness doesn't bother you. Now your mascot has had an accident.
I grilled some "fren" about this nonsense on another board, demanding he justify himself, and he posted: "I may be tall and skinny but in my soul I resemble Apu."
Probably the most pathetic shit I ever saw. And this goes with whining that women don't want you. Are you not making the connection here??
What the fuck?

>>21441919
At least Pepe had some confidence, even smugness. Apu is angry and on the verge of tears. It's such a self-own. Makes zero sense.

>posting and/or replying to rage bait

>>21440269 (OP)
A tiny amount of sugar just to balance the acidity is acceptable if you’re making a tomato sauce from scratch, if you’re using jarred sauce don’t bother it already has sugar.

>>21441946
Or just use carrots to add more flavor and also balance the acidity

>>21441946
This. And I'd rather just caramelize some extra onions and garlic to achieve a sweetness there. These people are obviously using canned sauces; probably nothing more than ground beef and the sauce and noodles. Those store sauces are already disgustingly sweet on their own, so I find the addition of two cups of sugar to be even more offensive.

Used to work with a white guy who grew up on the sugar thing too, so it's just a trashy person thing I think.

>>21441919
>Mfw people don't represent themselves as the superhuman they aspire to be at all times.

Black people discovered trolling and shitposting? What about my white internet heritage?

>>21440430
Man so black people have been merely pretending for decades???? Thats some dedication.

>>21441918
Nigga, that's yammed sugar at that point

>people

>>21440269 (OP)
actually yeah you add sugar to the tomato sauce unless you have pristine tomatos

>>21440269 (OP)
>>21440436
>>21442136
>fall for obvious facebook rageslop
>blame blacks for your retardation

>>21440461
>>21441946
Genuine tip: Also add a pinch of cinnamon.

I'm not joking.

>>21440460
Did you snigger?

>>21442103
They take it too far desu
The gangs and the gang rappers taunt each other online and shitpost and flame each other and which creates real street beef and lots of young urban kids are getting kilt over internet trolling and shitposting

>>21440425
That's a bit much, but yes it does balance the acid.

I make my own spaghetti sauce precisely to avoid sugar. WTF is wrong with y'all?

>>21440269 (OP)
No more than a desert spoon if using straight passata although I've been forgetting to. Might look into something else and ditch it altogether

>>21442848
I do this with most beef dishes. My favorite is in dry rub for beef ribs.

>>21441894
Maybe compared to 100 years ago but they are still lacking when compared to fresh ripe tomatoes. A pinch of sugar makes a huge difference.