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Anonymous No.21440295 [Report] >>21440302 >>21440320 >>21440512 >>21440519 >>21440566 >>21441407 >>21441420 >>21442161
>Well, sir, on first sighting the Cookout, I naturally gave the order for a regular tray, Big Double Burger made Out West Style, a side of a chicken quesadilla and an order of hushpuppies, adding a chocolate chip mint shake as the beverage for an extra dollar; that's my style, sir
Anonymous No.21440302 [Report]
>>21440295 (OP)
fuck you, bitch ass
Anonymous No.21440320 [Report]
>>21440295 (OP)
Hell yeah
Anonymous No.21440512 [Report] >>21441392
>>21440295 (OP)
Did any cook distinguish himself on the battlefield?
Anonymous No.21440519 [Report] >>21443317
>>21440295 (OP)
How many fucking times do you need to make this same exact identical thread
Anonymous No.21440566 [Report]
>>21440295 (OP)
>he who loses the burger kings crown has no friends at court!
Anonymous No.21441392 [Report]
>>21440512
Shift Lead Gibbons distinguished himself at the fryer, sir.
Anonymous No.21441407 [Report]
>>21440295 (OP)
your offerings are too generous milord
Anonymous No.21441420 [Report]
>>21440295 (OP)
>Sir, I marched upon that Cookout like it were the heights of Talavera, flags flying, drums beating, stomach howling like a blasted French cannon. No dithering, no parley. I barked the order as though I were storming the breach: one regular tray, anchored by a Big Double Burger dressed Out West Style, barbecue sauce, onions, and the spice of God's own country. Flanked her with a hot chicken quesadilla, crispy as a fresh cartridge, and a portion of hushpuppies golden as a sergeant’s stripes. And for drink, sir? I took the king’s ransom of shakes, chocolate chip mint, cold as a Highland morning and worth every damned penny. Extra dollar? Aye. But a true soldier doesn't count coin when the spoils are sweet. That’s campaign eating, sir.
Anonymous No.21441646 [Report]
Barbecue sandwich tray with cajun ffies and hush puppies, plain burger, combine the sandwiches, and a huge sweet tea. That's the shit atherosclerosis is made of.
Anonymous No.21442161 [Report]
>>21440295 (OP)
Simmerson was a salted fish man.
Anonymous No.21443317 [Report]
>>21440519
You disgrace us, sir. You shame us, sir!