What am I supposed to add to broccoli for it to not taste like shit? Struggled to finish even a cup of the stuff.

>>21440712 (OP)
saute it in butter. salt and pepper. wa la.

>>21440764
>wa la.

>>21440712 (OP)
Humans aren't supposed to eat yucky foods like broccoli. Humans crave yummy foods like chicken nuggets

>>21440712 (OP)
Garlic, meat, onyo, hoisin and soy sauces

>>21440771
bone apple teeth

>>21440712 (OP)
Beef broth.

>>21440712 (OP)
>What am I supposed to add to broccoli for it to not taste like shit?
I find it works well with thai or indian curry as they completely mask the broccoli taste.

salt, pepper, and a little lemon juice. blame your parents for not exposing you to healthier foods not packed with sugar.

>>21440712 (OP)
oven roast it til caramelized

>>21440712 (OP)
>sex poster
>has a terminally retarded palate
hmm

How do pathetic shits like you end up adults? You're not a child, eat what you fucking want, if you don't like something don't fucking keep buying it.

>>21440712 (OP)
i either toss it in some olive oil and spices and roast it, or steam it and eat it with cheese sauce

Cauliflower > Broccoli

>>21440712 (OP)
I could eat broccoli every day
Also kale

>>21440878
retard

>>21440712 (OP)
But broccoli already tastes good?

Nothing, OP. It's not for everyone. Consider spinach instead.

>>21440881
go back to eating your broccoli chump

i'm more of a broccoli rabe kind of guy

>>21440896
you too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_Xkq3Ots3w
This is good

>>21440905
I will

>>21440907
man chinese is such an annoying sounding language

>>21440712 (OP)
Fuck off, pedophile. Take your baby cartoons and your immature taste to some other forum where anyone cares that you're a pervert who won't eat green things.

>>21440772
>yucky, yummy

You're a child in an adult's body. Meet up with OP so you can sit in the sand and be gay together.

>>21440712 (OP)
make cheese sauce out of evaporated milk and american cheese slices, steam the broccoli in the microwave then mix it all up.

>>21440911
I'm watching you

>>21440712 (OP)
Why are you forcing yourself to eat what you don't enjoy? If I judged by your image I'd guess you're underage and your mommy is forcing you to eat your veggies and you don't want to.

Someday you'll grow up and you can eat nuggies all day long!

Broccoli goes really well with cheese. It's also amazing on pizza which is very surprising!
Broccoli and pineapple pizza is very divisive. Basically a "troll pizza"

>>21441029
>"troll pizza"

>>21440764
>wa la

>>21441050
hownew.ru

>>21440712 (OP)
Steam it and then season. Eat it as a side to a savory dish, not as the main dish.

>>21441086
don't you fucking tell me what to do!

>>21440922
Cry about it to your friends on reddit.com, zoomershitstain

>>21440712 (OP)
The hell are you talking about? Boil it and add some salt, it's fucking great.

What do you even mean by cup? Do you DRINK Broccoli or something?

>>21440901
>Broccoli rape
U w0t?

I only like broccoli in carbonara.

>>21440712 (OP)
Cheez Whiz. Not a lot, just a tablespoon. Embrace the white trash processed cheese.

>>21440712 (OP)
Grated parmesan cheese. Works every time.

>>21440712 (OP)
I too hate both broccoli and couliflower and the trick that worked for me was salted greek yogurt.

>>21440712 (OP)
I have found garlic powder to be absolutely key

Boil broccoli first until its soft then put some breadcrumbs and butter on a pan combine them and cover the broccoli in it

>>21441029
>Broccoli and pineapple pizza
that's just stupid for the sake of being stupid, broccoli and sausage on the other hand is goated.

>>21440712 (OP)
broccoli is toxic

Gravy

>>21440712 (OP)
Stir fried is the indisputable champion prep method for broccoli. If you’re doing it for a health kick just lightly steam and maybe lightly fry in olive oil, serve alongside chicken breast & rice and focus on spicing up those dishes and leaving the broccoli as a fresh palette cleanser. It shouldn’t be a star, not unless you’re at a good Mongolian grill that knows to sear the shit out of it in oil.

>>21440712 (OP)
Roast it next to some chicken. The chicken fat leaks out and slightly coats it. The oven roasts it and makes it crispy. It tastes good

Don’t use frozen and try baking it to spice it up. You can also pretend to be a hungry dinosaur eating trees.

>>21440712 (OP)
Steam it, maybe a pinch of salt. If you're really feeling tasteless, some garlic and pepper seasoning, maybe even a pinch of lemon.
Broccoli is one of my favorite vegetables. Dunno what to tell you.