>be watermelon
>taste delicious

>be watermelon juice
>taste like shit

What gives?

way too much pulp. you should strain it and use the excess pulp for ice cream or smth

>>21441051 (OP)
you should follow Cheƒ Jørn's recipe for watermelon aqua fresca

The crisp, pleasant texture of watermelon is a major part of its value.

Cut into cubes, freeze it, blend it. Taste delicious.

>>21441122
This. Watermelon isn't really "delicious." It's moreso that that the experience of eating watermelon is pleasant. When you render it into a flaccid liquid you've removed lime 90% of what makes a watermelon pleasant.

>>21441051 (OP)
>be OP
>make shitty OP
What gives?

>>21441122
Correct

..... so, you guys ever fuck a melon?

>>21441794
no but i have been grapefruited

>>21441051 (OP)
you should try thai style one

>>21441051 (OP)
>>be watermelon juice
>>taste like shit
aqua frescas are good, so maybe you need a touch of lime and sugar?

>>21441795
do black people really do that shit

>>21441051 (OP)
Add mint and vanilla.

>>21441051 (OP)
This thread is already done, but yeah...
It's not the essence of a watermelon that is enjoyable but rather the experience of one. A bit like smoking, one can bottle nicotine and ingest it, but it simply can't compare to lighting a big old wet stoagie

>>21441122
>>21441523
>>21441791
>>21442092
Holy shit is watermelon the ultimate texture and mouthfeel autism food? If you think it tastes bad, don’t fuckin eat it.

>>21442094
Bro needs meds fr

>>21442094
It's just a contrarian troll thread, watermelon juice is delicious and refreshing.

>>21441051 (OP)
>taste like shit
right? what the fuck?

>>21442114
>watermelon juice is delicious and refreshing.
said the contrarian troll.

>>21442128
I'm sorry you're brown. Better luck in your next life.

>>21442129
>I can't think of an argument so I will say he's brown.
KYS

>>21442131
The argument is that you are either being contrarian or have shit taste. Either way all signs point to brown.

It’s called a water melon not a juice melon
>media literacy

>>21442153
Juice is just water wearing a push up bra.

>>21442153
>>21442158
If your nen is a transmuter type, you can actually just turn water into juice.

>>21441795
i hate that i know what this means

>>21442094
nobody said it tastes bad retardo

>>21442215
>can’t read subtext
and somehow I’m the retardo?

As someone who has actually made watermelon juice from scratch multiple times, the watermelon isn't sweet enough by itself to make a good juice. You need to stir in a few spoonfuls of sugar to make it work. Most juices on store shelves use this trick.

>>21442403
>the watermelon isn't sweet enough by itself
You are either an American, a child, or an American child.

You know you can just taste water from the tap?

>>21441051 (OP)
Oxidizes quickly.

>>21442407
Make it yourself and then reply to me. Who am I kidding, you barely have the patience to fill in the captcha.

As I said a couple months ago.

SUGAR. BABY.

Thank me later

>>21441523
I mean, a few days ago on a hot day i took a bite out of a sweet, perfectly ripe crisp slice, i was like "man this is the best fruit ever". I think texture is almost as important as the flavour itself. Hell, pasta is miles better if it's just right instead of too soggy. Just one thing i wanted to add, after the watermelon i had this perfectly ripened pineapple, i cut it into four slices and i could bend the slice in such a way that i could rip the sweet chunks and fibers straight out of the skin. Man, then i had to admit that pineapple is the best fruit ever made.

>>21442342
I don't think you know what subtext means or is

>>21441879
black women have to because they are the least desired dating group and the reason Bravo Mike's are so zesty.

I wish I could find seeded watermelons. They're sweeter and the seeds are edible and they actually taste good. But normies never ate the seeds so now we're all doomed to have the less tasty seedless varieties forever. God I fucking hate this country

The problem with watermelon is that you have to bite into it like a shark and constantly spit out the seeds, which is far from elegant.

>>21441051 (OP)
they both taste good

>>21441122
Dumb fucking retard you are the reason /ck/ sucks these days

>>21441051 (OP)
this is going to sound like hippie frk bullshit, but it's only bad when it's pasteurized/not fresh.

>>21441101
I did that, but the watermelon I used didn't have much taste. Maybe I have to try it again.

>>21446129
oh yeah, you need one of them deep red sugarbombs you get from roadside farm stands round mid August

>>21441868
>aqua frescas are good
So juice? Lmao

>>21442158
What

>>21441051 (OP)
This must be some kind of psyop to stop people from wasting a perfectly good watermelon on fucking juice of all thing.
The juice is great though.

>>21447468
How is it a waste if you're still consuming the watermelon?

>>21443933
I hate getting all the juices on my face and having to wash it off

>>21449325
Because you destroy a lot more fruit than you get juice out of it, duh.