what are some good avocado toast recipes

>>21441645 (OP)
Here's a recipe;
Step 1) Shove the avocado up your femboy ass.

>>21441645 (OP)
I mostly do just cow milk feta mix it avocado/lemon/pepper flakes and olive oil and white pepper.

Sometimes I'll put smoked salmon on it.

>>21441645 (OP)
1. Toast some bread
2. Make an actual sandwich that normally uses mayo
3. Spread mayo on one piece of bread and avocado on the other
4. Shove the entire thing up your ass and make a bacon egg and cheese sandwich

>>21441645 (OP)
You will never own a home if you keep this up

>>21441714
>Cow milk
>Feta
You fuckin retard

>>21441645 (OP)
>avocado
>good sourdough (toasted)
>goat's cheese (expensive kind that comes in olive oil with herbs, drizzle some of the oil around the edges of the toast)
>lemon juice
>salt and pepper
Smoked salmon is good too, but I don't usually get it because they only sell dyed aquaculture sneed salmon.

>>21441761
A lot of feta is a blend from sheep/goat milk. I'm talking about the actual Greek feta.

>>21441645 (OP)

what is the strat for optimally ripe avocado

>>21441826
>what is the strat for optimally ripe avocado
Patience, grasshopper. That's all to know. Buy 4-5 of them of a spectrum of various ripeness, and hope you get 1 daily. For big batches, same strategy, but I buy a bag of them, say 5 in there, and then wait to use them until perfect. I'll push that mexican night a couple of days sometimes til it's right.

OP, I do avo-toast very boring. It's got to have squeeze of lemon or lime juice, and then it's matched with a sprinkle of spices. Either tajin and cilantro, or za atar blend with olive oil. The lemony thyme heavy za'atar is my favorite. It's got to be on heavily toasted bread, from pita or sesame bagel, to sourdough to a crusty french roll.

>>21441855
doesn't it get rotten under the spot where you test the avocado tho

>>21441856
>doesn't it get rotten under the spot where you test the avocado tho
With skill you can just tell when they're ready by appearances that almost brown change, ie without bruising and manhandling them. Of course, you can cut around any internal brown spots, oh well. Be gentle!

>>21441818

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