Ham salad people are my kind of people

>>21441887 (OP)
Disgusting. Food for a pig at a trough.

are Deviled Hammers allowed in the club

>>21441889
Go away.
>>21441887 (OP)
Haven't had any in years, though sausage salad fits a similar niche

>>21441887 (OP)
That's fucking disgusting.

>>21441887 (OP)
>salad
These types of 'people' are no doubt fat and stupid

>>21441887 (OP)
In very small doses, OP.

I like the cuban party finger sandwich the bocadito and have even tried to make it a couple of times post-holidays when I have extra ham leftovers.

>>21441927
I'm actually Cuban, you can find these everywhere in Miami. They're also gross and ham salad is gross.

>>21441887 (OP)
I'm a ham salad person but you're not my kind of person.

Germany's working class fuel.

>replace ham with baloney

You're welcome.

>>21441977
You make it with ham? In CH, sliced up sausages are used. That's why I said >>21441892

>>21441984
>You make it with ham?
No, Brät or sausage.

>>21441984
>>21441998
according to google it's made with bologna

>>21441891
As the Ham Salad Club President I will allow it.

>>21442004
Doesn't exist in Germany. If brät (sausage meat) is used the closest would be German mortadella or if sausages are used fleischwurst/lyoner.

>>21441920
So you've not heard of tuna salad or egg salad? You fucking retard.

>>21442041
You're the fucking retard if you think they're salads. Fucking fat cunt

>>21442059
If tuna salad and egg salad are not salads, why do they have the word salad in their names? I think you're the one who's stupid because you must be illiterate or something.

>>21441889
That would be cannibalism.

Nothing worse than a fucking tripfag. They're pathetic

>>21442082
>Hey I know I can't read, but I see you're using a tripcode, heh, now I don't have to defend myself and act like I am not the moron who made the stupidest post ITT.
cope more loser

>>21442087
You pay for a username on an anonymous website like somw cringe lord and you chose the fucking baggler? Fitting I guess

>>21442115
>pay
?

>>21442115
>>21442166
>pay
?

>>21441920
>Tossed salad
Oh you in some shit now

>>21442115
>>21442166
>>21442170
>pay
?

>>21442115
The name has evolved throughout the decades in the stock market threads on /biz/ and /bant/, but I digress. The name is free.

Seems that 'am 'lad is a true pleb filter. Thanks for reminding me to pick up a gallon tub on my next store run.

>>21441887 (OP)
Not a salad

>>21442188
Salad:

noun

a cold dish of various mixtures of raw or cooked vegetables, usually seasoned with oil, vinegar, or other dressing and sometimes accompanied by meat, fish, or other ingredients.

>>21442211
Yeah there's a lot of veg in that salad, fatty

>>21442234
It's okay to admit to your ignorance. We still love you.

>>21441937
cold from the fridge, they're excellent for a hangover. I add creamcheese to mine, which is also the secret to good pimento cheese.

>>21442250
If you look up "salad" you won't find one picture that is drenched in mayo with negligible veg / other ingredients. Most other (sensible) places append "mayo" to the end of the ingredient: egg mayo, tuna mayo and so forth. Being as one of the main ingredients is mayo.

>>21442262
>egg mayo
Yes mayonnaise is made with eggs.

>>21442262
>If you look up "salad" you won't find one picture that is drenched in mayo with negligible veg / other ingredients

I just did very easily. And that was after I'd already had a few in mind. What do you think Caesar, thousand island and blue cheese dressings are made from? Unicorn gnome fairy vomit?

>>21442505
>Unicorn Gnome Fairy Vomit
That sounds more like another Musk/Grimes baby than a list of dressing ingredients.

>>21442505
>Caesar
Retard.

>>21442512
?

>>21442505
>I just did very easily.
Google must know that you're a fat cunt.

>>21442512
>egg yolks
>olive oil
>lemon juice
sounds like you just make mayonnaise and add anchovies, garlic, mustard and cheese.

>>21441887 (OP)
needs more pickles and diced red onion

>>21441920
>>21442188
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salad#Bound_salads
>Bound salads are assembled with thick sauces such as mayonnaise. One portion of a bound salad will hold its shape when placed on a plate with a scoop. Examples of bound salad include tuna salad, chicken salad, egg salad, coleslaw, and potato salad. Some bound salads are used as sandwich fillings. Some pasta salads, e.g. macaroni salad, are bound salads.

>>21442629
The method and ratios are entirely different, though. Otherwise, Chinese tomato and eggs is the same thing as shakshuka.

>>21442656
Many dressings are basically just thin mayo though.

>>21442671
>baguette Is the same thing as naan

>>21442755
You are just retarded.

Ham salad, mayo, bun, delicious

>>21441977
Who eats this in Germany? Is there a stereotype?
I was sent from work for 2 months and I was eating fleischsalat 4-5 times/week, I became a fleischsalat addict

>>21442782
40+ yo, working class and people in rural areas.

>>21442790
Nice, I have something in common with real germans then, real White germans haha

>>21442799
Everything sausage related is white people's food as it always contains pork.

>>21442782
You know, I'm something of a fleshlight enthusiast myself.

>>21442810
Not in America. Those retards make frankfurters/weiners out of fucking beef, like the Yehudim they are.

>>21442824
Wieners contain some beef though. Something around 15 %.

>>21442770
I'm not the one arguing that a pullman loaf is the same as yu bing, Jasmeet.

>>21442827
Veal. Americans use 100% beef for theirs and consider all others, including properly made ones, inferior. Have you ever had one of their disgusting fucking wurstel? Truly goddamn awful and those fat retarded swear to Christ it's the best shit ever.

>>21442849
No, beef. https://www.bmel.de/SharedDocs/Downloads/DE/_Ernaehrung/Lebensmittel-Kennzeichnung/LeitsaetzeFleisch.pdf?__blob=publicationFile&v=8 2.4.2.1.2

>>21442854
Neat.