I live in Ireland and whenever I travel I obviously try the local food and drink, but I also have to find an Irish pub and try the Guinness. In Cologne at the moment and the pint isn't too bad.

I have a scoring system out of 10:
Taste of the pint: +1 to +5
Owned by Irish: +1
Irish bar staff: +1
Authentic paraphernalia: +1
Good craic: +2

In Japan I need to go to Hikarigaoka Park every time I visit.

>>21442042 (OP)
>I also have to find an Irish pub and try the Guinness.
Why though?
Why can't you just be entirely not in Ireland, anymore?
Is it fear?

>>21442085
People are allowed to like things, why does it bother you so much? Are you that joyless of an adult?

>>21442042 (OP)
I'm the same, it's mostly slop.
>21442085
You don't know anything about us, do you?

>>21442085
it's interesting to see how competent but different (even ignorant) people interoperate something you're deeply familiar with

I go to McDonald's to try local exclusive items.

>>21442042 (OP)
>Owned by Irish
What's your definition of this? Like a guy from Connacht that moves out and starts a bar in wherever? And do you have opinions on the non-guiness drinks like Beamish?

>>21442317
I unironically went to the McDonald's in Hong Kong three times just to have their chicken sandwich.

>>21442321
How many times did you go ironically?

>>21442085
Honestly, it's because I like to see how well people can imitate Irish culture. Makes me feel good knowing basically every country has an irish pub and enjoys our drinking culture.

>>21442326
The first time I went was ironic, the next three were not.

>>21442326
>nta
the first one was ironic, the rest were genuine

>>21442318
I say any Irish national of blood. Not a plastic paddy from Nigeria. However, if I was in an Irish bar in Nigeria and there was a black man with an irish accent who grew up in Cork, I'd still give them half a point.

I like Guinness and Murphys. I'm not a fan of Beamish. If they only had Beamish on tap, I wouldn't penalise them for it. In fact I'd probably give them bonus points for having it because it's not super mainstream.

>>21442317
I do to kek

>>21442340
>if I was in an Irish bar in Nigeria and there was a black man with an irish accent who grew up in Cork, I'd still give them half a point.

Is half a point slang for blowjob where you come from? Cuz it sounds like it

>>21442353
Half a point on my score system. No blow job pal.

>>21442364
So how many points is enough to get a blowjob from you? Do they need a full point?

>>21442386
Girl bar staff (Irish as defined by me): +8
Girl bar staff (black or non Irish as defined by me): +5
Boy bar staff and he's hot: +1
Boy bar staff and he's a goober: N/A