if you accidently eat a watermelon seed, you will grow a watermelon in your stomach and a vine will grow out of your nose. my cousin told me this.

>>21442061 (OP)
Kill yourself, retarded frogposting faggot.

>>21442061 (OP)
actually the vine grows out of your ass until it finds the soil and you become permanently rooted to the ground by your anus.

>>21442061 (OP)
ok greg

>>21442065
rude
>>21442068
i see

>>21442061 (OP)
This happened to me and I had to have surgery

Where are seeded watermelons even sold anymore? I've not seen one in ages. They taste better. Seedless are picked too early and I hate them.

>>21442446
come to harlem, on a hot day there's dudes on every street corner with a bunch of split open watermelons for sale, with seeds in them

>>21442061 (OP)
Accidentally? I'v been eating them on purpose forever, theyre just part of eating a watermelon to me. Do people really take the time to spit them out?

If you poop outdoors you might get watermelons.

>>21442455
Neat but I don't live in NY anymore and that was actually the last time I saw a seeded watermelon, 20+ fucking years ago.

Is that true?

>>21442061 (OP)
This is how ladies get pregnant

As long as you don't open your mouth wide too much, the watermelon can't grow because it won't get enough light in your stomach.

I'm surprised this childish thread has gotten so many replies. Shows the amount low IQ gimps

>>21442524
if it's legitimate watermelon the body has ways of shutting the whole thing down

>>21442572
retard website

>>21442497
you're not eating seeds in watermelon like this are you? they're pretty tough and fibrous and can be rough on your digestive system. even "seedless" watermelons still have seeds but they're just soft and small enough to eat, people don't discard those.

>>21442660
seedless for comparison

>>21442065
I like the frogs. What's your problem?

>>21442665
They're for low IQ people who us them as a substitute for their lack of wit and personality

>>21442660
I eat those seeds all the time and never have any issues from it

>>21442061 (OP)
Sounds like a good fairy tale

>>21442668
But OP has more wit and personality than your old curmudgeon head ass

>>21442732
>ass
I can see that you're a wooden zoomer

>>21442668
You should kill yourself.

>>21442572
I'm surprised you're not more embarrassed to be this much of a faggot. Go back immediately and kys on the way.

>>21442572
you think you’re so much better than everyone else huh? Cocksucker.

>>21442446
>seedless watermelons
What the hell, that's a thing?

>>21443393
look up hybrid plants anon

>>21442732
Powerful post.

>>21443437
I thought that was just about increasing yield or improving texture/flavour qualities, never thought you could breed seeds out of a fruit.

>>21442065
>>21442668
>>21443289
How's the watermelon pregnancy and the vine growth coming along? Is it the vinal secretions that're giving you guys the violent mood swings?

>>21442065
>nusoycu/ck/s are leaking on the 'arty about frogGODS
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG HIRO SHUT IT DOWN

>>21442061 (OP)
>>21442065
@grok is this true

>>21443799
ids fuggin dru :DDD

if you dring wadermelon juize and swallow a seeb idll grow oud your benis :DDDDD

>>21442660
Yes i eat those seeds, just crunch them up. Always have.

Do you grow potatoes behind your ears too?

>>21442061 (OP)
if you inhale mushroom spores you will grow mushra in the lining of your lungs FACT