>never wanted one
>got as a gift
>try out with a basic defrost reheat
>need hearing protection

Why the fuck are these things so celebrated when they are loud as shit?

>>21442167 (OP)
How hard did you cry?

>>21442167 (OP)
are you gay or just retarded?
it sounds the same as a normal oven

>>21442167 (OP)
awww didums heaw a swight huwm babby?

You sound like a working class chump. I bet you thought it would be a great "investment", how you would wake up to a warm, healthy breakfast to start off your long day. Maybe, you even had a couple thoughts about all the other nifty little uses you could find for the thing, how it would help you cook healthier meals in general, shed a couple pounds off the old gut, boost your confidence around work and with the ladies. Yeah, maybe that air fryer would start your life frying again, wouldn't it? I can see your strained hands holding the box and reading through it carefully at the store. A little bit pricey, but you're the type of guy who thinks everything is more than you can spend, aren't you. And look what happened to you. Look what the air fryer did to you. Fucked you over, and made you wear hearing protection like a useless bitch. You don't even fucking like curly fries. Piece of shit, you've been repeating those three words your whole life, haven't you. Yeah, how was work after that piece of shit fucked you over? I bet it was on your mind the whole day, you probably didn't say shit to nobody. Can't be telling people about your mistakes. How your little fix yourself plan, failed you. Don't want people to start thinking you're the failure. You're the piece of shit, all along. You don't want that do you? You don't want to be the piece of shit everybody secretly whispers about, do you? Was your father a piece of shit like you? I bet he never had an air fryer. He had a woman, a house, a damn good job. I bet it's air frying you the fuck alive, isn't it. Comparing yourself to him. How one day when all the hot air runs our of your life, you'll discover how you're nothing more than burnt shit to be scrapped off and thrown in the trash.

>>21442196
uhm... did you even read OP's post...

>gift

>>21442196
>You sound like a working class chump. I bet you thought it would be a great "investment", how you would wake up to a warm, healthy breakfast to start off your long day. Maybe, you even had a couple thoughts about all the other nifty little uses you could find for the thing, how it would help you cook healthier meals in general, shed a couple pounds off the old gut, boost your confidence around work and with the ladies. Yeah, maybe that air fryer would start your life frying again, wouldn't it? I can see your strained hands holding the box and reading through it carefully at the store. A little bit pricey, but you're the type of guy who thinks everything is more than you can spend, aren't you. And look what happened to you. Look what the air fryer did to you. Fucked you over, and made you wear hearing protection like a useless bitch. You don't even fucking like curly fries. Piece of shit, you've been repeating those three words your whole life, haven't you. Yeah, how was work after that piece of shit fucked you over? I bet it was on your mind the whole day, you probably didn't say shit to nobody. Can't be telling people about your mistakes. How your little fix yourself plan, failed you. Don't want people to start thinking you're the failure. You're the piece of shit, all along. You don't want that do you? You don't want to be the piece of shit everybody secretly whispers about, do you? Was your father a piece of shit like you? I bet he never had an air fryer. He had a woman, a house, a damn good job. I bet it's air frying you the fuck alive, isn't it. Comparing yourself to him. How one day when all the hot air runs our of your life, you'll discover how you're nothing more than burnt shit to be scrapped off and thrown in the trash.

>>21442196
I have a Forman grill for all that other stuff

>>21442200
>I have a Forman grill for all that other stuff
how to say "I don't know how to cook" without saying it.

>>21442196
>look an airfryer thread! I must post my masterpiece of trolling!

>>21442220
Newfag.

>>21442226
been here since 2007

>>21442235
Lurk moar

>>21442242
>i'm being a newfag and nobody can stop me

>>21442167 (OP)
>Why the fuck are these things so celebrated when they are loud as shit?
This is a new one! Noise cancelling headphones for your hyperacousis?

>>21442242
not an argument, you know I'm right

>>21442235
with your eyes closed? how did you not recognize this pasta

>>21442167 (OP)
i used one of these and it was not good so i will never buy one
i was disappointed as i had been informed that they made good potatoes

>>21442235
Cringe post

>>21442167 (OP)
>fan motor makes noise
>turbo tism meltdown
OK.

>I.....is that the sound of a motor pushing air? AAAAAAAAAAAH I'M GOING INSANE!!!!!! HELP ME CRACKERMAN
Most infantile complaint i've read in a while

>>21442271
it's like you can't read.

I blast music while cooking

>try it
>The crust is absolutely nothing like deep fried
>put it back in the box and let it rot in the basement