>>21442696That's because Pat's, Geno's, Dalessdandro's, Faggotisimo's, Hivaidsabungo's, etc are all shitty tourist knockoffs of a proper homemade Philly cheesesteak, made from all-American Steakumms beef product--and the best part is, you can get it from any supermarket, without entering the monkeypox superfund site known as Philadelphia.
The Philadelphianese also try to pretend that using Cheez-Wiz is a gimmick for tourists..... whereas it was actually invented by Darrell, a true American genius drunk in his underpants at 3:00am, a philosopher and scientist who discovered that plastic spray cheese is superior to foreign cheeses like "provolone" (from Italy, an Axis enemy). Whiz is preferred by all true patriots, although Kraft Singles or Great Value brand string cheese also work in a pinch.