it's a very hot day and you are very stressed and need to refresh yourself, but this is the only place in miles that sells something cold, what do you do?

Take estrogene, become a grill, and let the swarthy turkman play tricks on me with the ice cream cone

>>21442487 (OP)
Order one, then donate double what I spent to an ethnonat org.

>>21442487 (OP)
Tell them Greeks have better customer service.

>>21442487 (OP)
Wait until i get home because im not a child with zero self control

>>21442487 (OP)
Grab the stick. Simple as.

>>21442549
it's against the law and you can spend the day in jail

>he plays ice cream cone games
>reach down and grab scoop with my hand
>eat it

>>21442596
>>21442587

Ask them how their underground nuclear base is doing and then yell this is MAGA country at the top of my lungs.

>>21442549
Then instead of cold treat in mouth you get hot meat stick in ass