Lads, the wife is dragging me out to the Hamptons again for the 4th
I don't want to spend $8,000 on a cocktail
How fucked am I?

>>21442864 (OP)
Is she bringing the bull?

>>21442864 (OP)
You can just not buy it

>>21442870
>You can just not buy it
Have you ever been married?
Also, she wants an Instagram moment

>>21442875
>she wants an Instagram moment

Just take her to wolffer estate and get her drunk on $50 bottles of god awful long island rose, she'll feel like it's her bridal shower again and you can duck into the back room and rub shoulders with the help

>>21442875
>Have you ever been married?
Why the fuck would I do that? I'm not a human purse.

>>21442881
sorry bachelorette party is what I meant to say. all these normie ceremonies are unknown to me.

Your can always tell when someone had never actually been to the Hamptons and never will. We generally say which one were going to, my poverty-stricken pal.
Enjoy Montauk (and pretend it's one of the Hamptons lmao)!

>>21442881
Wolffers is a pretty nice place and the sparkling rose cider they have isnt too bad; its my wife's favorite. The actual wine was pretty bad though.
>>21442875
Yeah im married now. Tell your wife "no." Or if she wants it, tell her to buy it. Have some respect for yourself.

>>21442888
East Hampton, you pretentious twat

>>21442875
Slap her across the face with the back of your hand and rape her

>>21442895
nope

>>21442875
My wife is probably even cheaper than I am and she doesn't really use social media, so no I can't relate. I don't mind spending money on food, but retardedly overpriced drinks is so stupid i refuse.

>>21442875
>She wants an Instagram moment
You are going to the Hamptons and your wife hasn't realized that social media use is gauche and outs you as new money?
You are going to get bullied back to your shitty deep Brooklyn hovel faster than an NYU girl can bend over for a finance bro with a bag of blow.

>>21442864 (OP)
It's literally just a top shelf martini with a diamond necklace in it
That's complete bullshit

>ITT: a bunch of retards engage with the fake boomer-poster's 34,576th bait thread

>>21443112
It's better than that weird frogposter who larps as a wife with an abusive husband

>>21443100
Oh no not new money! What if my imaginary friends on TV don't see my #quietluxury #stealthwealth?!??!?

>>21442895
>East Hampton
lmao!
Called it! I knew it was going to be Montauk!

>>21443118
>Go to specific social setting
>Post plans online to violate norms in that setting
>Somebody online warns you that you are going to get made fun of
>Double down
I see I'm right about the deep Brooklyn hovel

Word on the street is that it's a "good deal"

>>21443134
Im from Hauppauge. Whats the deal with Montauk not being one of the Hamptons? Never heard that. My family used to have a house in East Quogue.

>>21443161
You're interacting with multiple people, I just chimed in to laugh at your larp. No one thinks you're old money, and no one ever will. That's not intended as an insult, but if you choose to take it as such, then you should reflect on why.

>>21442864 (OP)
something wrong with your belt?

>>21443182
>Im from Hauppauge.
Hauppauge has some nice areas. Great sushi place. I live in Garden City and work in Melville, and my wife's uncle has a house in East Hampton.
The pretentious twat in this thread thinks he's the only one who knows the east end of Long Island.

>>21443182
I mean… it's in East Hampton… but it just doesn't really feel very Hamptons-y and locals kinda think of it as its own thing. That's pretty much it, really.
>>21443231
>pretentious
You don't know what that means. And of course I don't think I'm the only one. I just find it quite odd for anyone to say "the Hamptons" and not specify the town. It's meaningless to people familiar with the area, is all.

>>21442896
You can't rape your wife, retard. She literally owes you sex.

>>21443186
Take your meds anon nobody ever said they were old money

all this time I thought the Hamptons was a mountainous green lodge area with lakes and woods.

>>21443231
>Great sushi place
Do you mean the one by Mr. Cheapo's used records in the Mayfair shopping center? I forget the name; i havent lived there in a while but i remember that sushi place being excellent
>>21443297
Oh ok. I havent been out to Montauk in a really long time. Forgot what it was like.

>>21443510
It's called Kotobuki I think
It's in a strip mall next to a grocery store