YEAHHHH MOTHERFU/ck/ERS ITS ALMOST TIME FOR THE BIG COOKOUT OF THE YEAR
What are you cookin?
Cookin for yourself? The family? The neighborhood?
Doin anything special?
I'll just be doing the usual burgers and brats with tin foil potatoes for my wife and inlaws. I'll be using this holland grill my coworker gave me a couple of days ago, she aint a looker, but she seems to be a nice grill. Either way, what's your plans for the 4th this year?

>>21443165 (OP)
fuck i misspelled cookout in the fucking subject line, its over

nope. fuck america

>>21443165 (OP)
dawgs

To be honest my patriotism levels are at rock bottom

>>21443219
enjoy your zucchini and quinoa I guess

>>21443220
I resent the implication

>>21443219
>>21443225
patriotism being low shouldnt be a reason to just have a summer cookout with your family though

>>21443219
>>21443225
patriotism being low shouldnt be a reason not to have a summer cookout with your family though

>>21443228
yeh. bbq's are gud

>>21443165 (OP)
Gonna try and do my 15 burgers 15 brats 15 beers challenge. Last year it was record breakingly hot, this year it looks more reasonable here. Was also thinking about maybe grilling some chicken & onion skewers. Unfortunately I just moved into a new apartment so I'm having to use a friend's tiny charcoal grill but I'll make it work.

What are you fellow burgers sippin on while you grill? Two answers please : beer and liquor preferences

>>21443462
>beer
budweiser, be a man.
>liquor
rum and coke.

i did my grilling yesterday
pound and a half of shrimp and 4 burgers
forgot how efficient my grill was since its been so long, shrimp got a bit overcooked and the burgers were turning into hockey pucks in under 4 minutes lol
didnt want to cook too much because i just cooked a big thing of chicken fajita the day before, fridge is packed right now

>>21443165 (OP)
I have a steak to pull out of the freezer and a hankering for crack-cocaine. I think I'll grab an 8-ball get liquored up and walk down to the esplanade with a knife for the fireworks. God bless america.

>>21443763
>budweiser
>watered down piss water
Pick both ;^)

>>21443763
>says be a man
Yet also has to dilute liquor with soda. Drink the rum straight, be a man

>>21443462
lemonade :)

>>21443165 (OP)
Is that a broilmaster grill? That's what I have used for the last 3 or 4 years. Best grill I've ever used, hands down.

>>21443763
Peak soi

>>21445745
holland liberty

>>21445588
Based and refreshing good on ya

I just ate a pound and a half of pasta salad and didn’t have to cook, do dishes, talk to anybody or go anywhere. Victory is mine.

>>21443288
checked
im also grilling on a tiny charcoal bbq today but i have plenty of dry wood, charcoal, and time to burn

>>21443228
it's still a holiday time off work unless you're a weekend wagie

>>21443165 (OP)
I'm not feeling particularly patriotic this year. what with the retard in chief and all.

I'm gonna use it as an excuse to set off fireworks but it's definitely feeling oppressive in this country right now.

conservative.

grillin and chillin.

>>21447114
You are not immune to propaganda

>Wake up
>Pouring rain
>Forecast predicts rain all day
>Postpone family cookout
>Rest of the day, barely any rain

I'm alone this 4th but I'm still planning to cook up some hotdogs on my little Smokey Joe.
Then around sunset I'm going to find a hill and watch the fireworks.

Is this the ccokout thread where I can post my dick?

>>21447173
That'd be the cock-out thread, anon.

my girlfriends family cooked up the basics but still really good

>>21447176
Ah yes, you're right. It's a good thing I didn't then.

>>21447185
Deviled eggs are cheating, love 'em

Just made some brats, USA m&m cookies, and mustard potato salad for the senpai. They turned out pretty well

>>21443165 (OP)
sorry I don't celebrate tRump's America

>>21443462
whole milk
choccy milk

>>21447122
exact opposite here, thought it was gonna rain in the morning so we didnt plan it until 4, its been thundering since 3 and will all night

i dont do grilling or anything but im cooking some country style ribs in the oven, never made them before.

>>21443165 (OP)
Did:
>marinated flank steak
>marinated chicken thighs
>corn on the cob
>shishito peppers
>conecuh sausage
>hot dogs
>chedder+jalapeno sausage
>onions and sweet peppers
Did the steak when the grill was at its hottest and my oven's keep warm setting got too hot and pushed it from medium to well-done which was annoying but it was still pretty good. The shishito peppers were alright, first time I've cooked with them.
It's more food than it looks at that angle, should last us a good couple days at least.

>>21447121
nothing to do with "propaganda".

>>21447389
I'd eat all those peppers and then scream as I shit blood

>>21443165 (OP)
I wasnt gonna make anything since im not going out and no one is coming over, but i saw all the 4th of july posting here and got sick of myself. I just sent my brother out to the store with some money. Im gonna grill us burgers and hot dogs.

>>21443462
Beer always. If im grilling i make a point to have one beer.

Today its goose island ipa. Theyre a little to bitter for me but they were free.

>>21447417
I definitely could have done them better but I'm still getting a feel for them, they weren't bad but they were a bit bitter with the insides so I may try removing the seeds next time. Also seasoned them pretty neutrally because I wanted to see how they tasted before and after grilling.

>>21443165 (OP)
Just some kettle smoked thighs. Nothing fancy. Fogo eucalyptus coal, SPG on the meat, and Sweet Heat rub on the skin for a little extra color.
>>21447432
Char the skin until it swells and blisters, then toss them in a paper bag to steam. Scrape the burnt skin off and chow.
https://youtu.be/i3IvXgAMDoI?t=281

reverse searing a bone-in NY strip on the BGE, pictures incoming

>>21443462
coors light and bulleit

>>21447554

>>21447617
That looks incredibly cozy, anon.

>>21447642
wait until you see the strawberry pie

>>21447617
Nice lil grotto anon.

fuck your BBQ I made pizzas for the 4th

>>21447617

>>21447952
>>21447644

>>21447957
>>21447644

>>21447185
What is all of that? Looks very good.

>>21448869
looks like sausage, cheese burger, deviled eggs, baked bean, and veggeis

>>21443176
Fuk you bloody

I like to watch the seething

Great burgers

>>21449717
Damn I'm stealing this idea for Halloween

>>21449717
>democrats dont get their way
>OMG DEMOCRACY IS OVER THE TYRANNY
so sick of this constant whining

>>21443165 (OP)
Busy on 4th, but I got to test out my new yakitori grill yesterday. I made like 10 different skewers from a single whole chicken I deboned and some veggie skewers.

Neck meat skewer was great, cartilage skewer was suprisingly delicious, and the stuffed chicken wing was awesome. I chopped all the scrap cuts into a ground chicken seasoned it and stuffed a deboned flat with the mix.

>>21449717
Team B just got done seething for a month straight about [corporation] putting a rainbow on their logo

>>21443165 (OP)
>What are you cookin?
I just bought my house after being a rentoid for 3 years and got a gas stove FUCK electric.
ANYWAY I made ribeye (med rare for bf, rare for me), green beans w/ bacon, mash & brown gravy using steak drippins, and a chocolate cake w/ chocolate icing
>Cookin for yourself? The family? The neighborhood?
just me and my man.
>Doin anything special?
the neighborhood put on a parade that I wasn't aware of. I was checking the mail then suddenly a huge ass line of cars, wagons, motorcycles, ATVs, and all sorts of strollers and dogs and kids all decked out in flags drove by. I joined their facebook group and they have been doing it for 25 years?! they told me to join next year and they do a big cookout and gathering for the whole neighborhood. every single person is a white boomer, it's very based,

i didn't take a picture of anything but here is a recipe i saved from here like 10+ years ago

>>21451588
Too obvious even for /ck/, cut the density of your bait in half and post it in a more fresh thread and you'll do better.

>>21451598
i can post from the facebook if that would help but you're an anime poster so you're already filth

>>21451613
Hey this guys alright.