Post delicious meals and recipes to maximize both quantity and rancidness of flatulence
For me, nothing beats a pound of these bad boys

>>21443584 (OP)
can i ask y u wanna fart so bad

>>21443847
I'm cooking for my gf

>>21443851
once she discovers your evil plans she's gonna dump u

>>21443856
>dump on you
She if she's the one OP.

A nice cabbage, brocolli, brussel sprout chopped salad with raisins, marinaded white beans and a nice Belgian ale to drink.

>>21443851
based...

>>21443851
make sure you serve a beverage with lots of carbonation. if she's too classy to burp in front of you, all that air is going south.

Fresh rye bread. And I mean 100% rye, sour dough if you can. Straight outta oven, with healthy dose of butter on top

For dessert our choices are cheesecake or ice cream.

>>21443584 (OP)
brap sprouts help, but don't forget your boiled cabbage and barley. for the barley especially, don't cook it like rice, be sure to consume it in a broth or stew because the extra liquid is what makes it *pop*

Roast pork, roast potatoes and garlic, cabbage cooked with butter in the microwave and gravy always leaves me basting in farts all night.

>>21443584 (OP)
Jerusalem artichoke (a type of tuber) was so bad at producing gas that settlers wrote it down as very noticeable side effects.

Do you have any idea how bad something has to be at making you fart so much that fucking Grizzly Adams would warn you about it?

OP you better report back in the brap max date.