Thread 21444476

Mustard, onions, sauerkraut. All you need. No goddamned ketchup or relish. If you're smart, this is how you'll be eating your hot dogs tomorrow.

>>21444476 (OP)
>he puts mustard on a krautdog
Are you 12?

Love me some kraut

>>21444478
Are you confused? Ketchup is the child's topping. Mustard and sauerkraut is an adult's combination.

>>21444476 (OP)
That's gravy

>>21444488
Ketchup and mustard are both for children

>>21444495
Yellow mustard is for children. Spicy brown mustard is not. If you can't see the difference, then you are beyond help.

>>21444490
>That's gravy
To me it looks like:
spicy brown mustard
onions in chutney
sauerkraut

>>21444497
Keep crying you little mustard baby

>>21444505
So, beyond help. Got it.

>>21444478
>>21444495
>>21444505
authentic retard detected

Mustard is all you need.

>>21444511
Europoors think this is called a hamburger

>>21444514
I don't believe that's true, no

>>21444516
I'm a European and I can confirm we would all call that a hamburger

>>21444514
I think they'd call it a wurstburger.

>>21444518
I'm a European and I can confirm we do not do that

>>21444525
>I'm a European
No you aren't. Prove it.

>>21444528
You made the claim first, so you first.

>>21444529
No I didn't retard

>>21444532
see >>21444518

>>21444535
That's not a claim about you being a European or not, retard

>>21444540
Your remedial English class awaits. If you can't parse simple words, then I can't help you.

>>21444523
>he doesn't know about pic related

>>21444476 (OP)
If you're a man and you enjoy putting a sausage into your mouth you're gay no matter how delicious it is. Only women, children and gay men should be enjoying hot dogs on the 4th of July.

>>21444580
Fuck off pedophile

>>21444542
>can't read
>actually YOU'RE the illiterate!
Every time

>>21444588
It's not sexual when a kid eats a sausage and that's why it's acceptable. You're the pedo for taking it the other way.

>>21444599
>it's not sexual when I molest kids!
>actually YOU'RE the pedo for thinking child-rape is pedophilic!
Fuck off pedophile

>>21444551
>Nürnburger
>meat comes from Nürnberg
I'm okay with this, actually.

>>21444511
>>21444551
geil

This is HOW ANREAL MAN EAT DOGSM

>>21444476 (OP)
Of all the things you could put on a hot dog, onions has to be the worst of them all

>>21444476 (OP)
Feels good to be smart, OP. This is how real, self-respecting mean eat their hot dogs.

>>21444476 (OP)
>If you're smart
obviously you're far from it

>>21444795
propa nosh that is

>>21444488
>the zogbot doesnt know

>>21444476 (OP)
whatever helps you cope while you are stuffing a penis shaped hunk of meat in your face, faggot.

>>21444476 (OP)
you realize the onion sauce in your pic related has ketchup in it, yes?

>>21446151
Probably not.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketchup
>Tomato ketchup is made from tomatoes, sugar, and vinegar
https://sabrett.com/products/condiments/sabrett-onions-in-sauce-16-oz-1-lb/
>INGREDIENTS:
>Onions, Water, Tomato Paste, Modified Corn Starch, Salt, Sugar, Olive Oil, Fumaric Acid, Spices

>>21444497
If your mustard isn't chemically burning your sinuses and making you recoil in pain its not strong enough

Mustard, fried onion and shrimp salad are all top tier hotdog toppings.
Sauerkraut is pretty good.
Ketchup is not.

>no horseradish
nasty