Let's finally settle this...

>>21445573 (OP)
One squirt of 'tsup. One squirt of 'terd. Simple as. Everything else can fuck off.

>>21445573 (OP)
just give me a shitty pate sausage with cheap canned chilli on the top and im fine.

>>21445573 (OP)
only mustard for me

>>21445573 (OP)
hot dogs are gay. you're gay and poor.

>>21445573 (OP)
There is no wrong way, the hotdog is the most universally loved food on the planet, and all styles are good. It's the perfect vehicle for toppings, veggies, and other meats.
That said I fuck with the 'cago 'og.

I sharted while typing this btw.

>>21445597
You didn't need to tell us you're American

No one has ever heard of let alone used these terms before

>>21445577
Do you always baby talk like a hipster faggot?

Sonic has the right idea, chili dogs are the way to go. A well cooked quality hot dog and good chili are an unbeatable combo.

>>21445573 (OP)
Coney

>>21445573 (OP)
P. Montreal toastie

>>21445573 (OP)
I'm not familiar with the "Texas Tommy" but it looks good

Bacon wrapped hot dog with chili, cheese, and fritos. AKA Redneck Dog

>>21445573 (OP)
Easy mode: filter out the ones that are too loaded with crap to fit in your mouth properly

>>21445577
ayo dis nigga eatin TERDS

>>21445624
Which ones? I know you don't mean all of them, because that would be fucking retarded.

When it comes to toppings new yawk is obviously the king, I wonder why onion sauce isn't ubiquitous. however a grilled dog Is better tasting than dirty water

>>21445573 (OP)
You forgot Connecticut Style, invented by Capitol Lunch in the peaceful, sunny seaside hamlet of New Britain. A family owned location for nearly a century, currently operated by the elder Gerald and younger Matthew Warchezski. The location is known to locals as “Crapitol Lunch” and are known to come in and ask for “the shit sauce”. 2 hotdogs and an order of fries is commonly called a “Big Shitter”. You won’t find this on any menu, but if you’re a true local you’ll know. The Famous Sauce is often served in small ramekins commonly called “dookie drops” by locals and used for dipping. The sauce is also sold for $10 for an 8 ounce container, something many New Britain locals take advantage of due to the popularity of the Famous Sauce. Locals know to order it as a “Big Dump” and the owners aren’t shy about giving a little extra to people who order this way, knowing they’re what’s called a “tool city townie” and thus one of their own.

>>21445628
Can you answer the question please?

>>21445573 (OP)
You don't understand. As long as these hotdogs exist, it will never be settled.

>>21446094
Indian cooking >new Britain

Figured as much.

>>21445573 (OP)
non of these.

good bun, non-sweet and crunchy relish or non-sweet and crunchy jalepeno relish, fresh diced non-red onion, and 1 line of mayo. option bacon wrapped.

anything else is a mockery or a sandwich, and if its got anything sweet its either garbage or texas bbq.

>not 100% pork
Garbage, the lot of them.

Cheese coneys with mustard and onions. Everyone else is wrong.

>>21445573 (OP)
danish

>>21445573 (OP)
it ain't the best but I like chili dogs the most. cheese coneys are brilliant tho.

>bbq
>raw onions
Thank you

>>21445573 (OP)
No, let's not. Who limits themselves to the same style their whole lives? Different moods call for different dogs.

The humble RI hot wiener, of course.

>>21445573 (OP)
I went to Coney Island for the 4th and had two coney's with chili and onions and got super sunburned. It was great.

>>21446476
this

cheese coney

/thread

mustard and Sauerkraut

>>21446094
stop posting this, I've seen it at least twice now and I never want to see it again

New York. Period.

Chicago dog. Chili Cheese is the best choice for French fries.

just mustard for me

>>21445573 (OP)
Why do they fill hot dogs with so much slop you can't eat them the way God intended?

>>21445628
Wow you must be really fucking old to still be calling people hipsters in 2025.

>let's throw a bunch of shit on a bun so much that you can't hold the bun
>oh, if we put lightly cooked phallic meat on it, we can still call it a hot dog
While I like a chilli cheese dog and a kraut dog, this obsession with hiding the hot dog part of the hot dog with everything in the kitchen needs to fucking stop.

In all these situations, they put the worst cheapest hot dogs they can buy in bulk under a bunch of other stuff. For steak, you don't judge the steak based on the shit around it. Why do we do that with hot dogs and hand wave that the base material is garbage!?

>>21449284
That's particularly why I hate the Shitcago Dog. Let's just throw a bunch of huge raw ingredients on top of it. Then they have the gall to act like ketchup is a huge transgression.

Just give me a hotdog, maybe with ketchup, maybe with onion.

>>21445573 (OP)
How is this even a contest, it's obviously G. The Ripper

>>21445573 (OP)
A Sabrett (or 3) with mustard and kraut. That's it. That's the perfect dog.

>>21445871
Fuck you. A modified Chicago dog is PEAK hawt dawg.

>>21449645
The only good food to come out of Shitcago is the Italian Beef. Chicago thin crust is meh, but it's not an abomination like deep dish or that salad on a bun you call a hot dog.

>>21445573 (OP)
Polish boy isn't even a hot dog it's make with kielbasa

>>21449675
I can't even imagine being this wrong.
Best kind of pizza and best style of hot dog. Now.

they are all unique and delicious in their own way, but new york is my favorite

>>21445628
'o 'ou 'ways 'lk 'ike a 'got?

>>21449233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTiUmUcx03U

>>21445628
lol, this. It's like these faggots want to be as annoying as possible.

#1 Chicago dog

#2 (close) Reindeer dog

I live in Chicago but frequent Alaska and occasionally visit Iceland.

I like all dogs except those poisoned by ketchup. Lookin' at you, gotham ...

>>21449725
>can't imagibe being the wrong
>posts the utmost wrongness present in the thread
Shitcago is dogshit. Plain as that

Thoughts on completo?

Eating one right now. Pretty filling

>>21445573 (OP)
'go 'og

>>21445573 (OP)
The Polish Boy looks like someone dropped it on the floor at Dodger stadium

>>21445573 (OP)
I like a good polish or italian sausage with ketchup, hot mustard, olives, onions and bacon bits

A: wet / gross
B: doesn't exist
C: oniony
D: wet / gross
E: wet / gross
F: doesn't exist
G: doesn't exist
H: SSS teir
I: dry and gross
J: doesn't exist
K: doesn't exist
L: wet / gross
M: probably goated
N: probably goated
O: doesn't exist but probably goated

>>21445628
Exactly what I thought.

>>21445573 (OP)
The hotdog from my home country, the colombian hot dog

>>21445573 (OP)
the best hot dog is actually in iceland.
a lamb-based dog, topped with remoulade, brown mustard, and crunchy onion bits. it's amazing (and the most affordable lunch in the country, available hot and fresh from any gas station)

>>21445806
this

>>21450564
fake news, they dont have food in columbia
thats why they were farming gold in runescape to feed their families lmao

A hot dog is just a hot dog, this is sperg shit
Mustard, ketchup, onions.

>>21445573 (OP)
>Look up Texas Tommy
>Philadelphia
No wonder I've never heard of it. Give me a chili dog any time.

>>21448931
This, and it has to be Dijon mustard.

>>21445573 (OP)
It's the Seattle dog.
>cream cheese
>grilled onions
It's great.

Second is the $1.50 Costco footlong with all the fixings
>ketchup
>mustard
>onions
>relish

People outside the PNW can't even begin to compete with our sausages.

>>21453663
I got a sausage for you buddy.