the australian war on bread deeply offends me

Australians make the Brits' and Americans' cuisines look dignified and respectful.

https://youtu.be/QrJFK8O4Dyg?si=SdGwWjgB3PH2ScqS

why is it right-side up if it's australian you idiot

>>21445894
australians are famous for bbq but it's just a meme they just use propane bbq's. America is beyond superior to australian bbq in fact all of the america's is.

They're called democracy sausages

>>21445902
no they're not; that's a forced meme

>>21445902
Only when served by school kids on election day, you retard

it's good

>>21445890 (OP)
>no onions
YEAH NAH YOU CAN GOAN GIT FUCKED AY CUNT
FUCKEN KINDA FAG DOESNT GET ONIONS AT THE BUNNINGS SAUSAGE SIZZLE YA FUCKEN POOF

>>21445890 (OP)
That's a bunnings snag, not a hotdog.

>>21445902
founders didn't fight for democracy, though?

Bread, as opposed to a hotdog roll, offers a much more enjoyable bread:meat ratio.
Deal with it.

>>21446024
I thought banned onions on account of oniongate some years back

>>21446056
for a Shicago style roll yes, but not a New England bun

>>21445890 (OP)
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>>21446067
New England? If you're in Connecticut, don't forget to stop by Capitol Lunch in New Britain. A family owned location for nearly a century, currently operated by the elder Gerald and younger Matthew Warchezski. The location is known to locals as “Crapitol Lunch” and are known to come in and ask for “the shit sauce”. 2 hotdogs and an order of fries is commonly called a “Big Shitter”. You won’t find this on any menu, but if you’re a true local you’ll know. The Famous Sauce is often served in small ramekins commonly called “dookie drops” by locals and used for dipping. The sauce is also sold for $10 for an 8 ounce container, something many New Britain locals take advantage of due to the popularity of the Famous Sauce. Locals know to order it as a “Big Dump” and the owners aren’t shy about giving a little extra to people who order this way, knowing they’re what’s called a “tool city townie” and thus one of their own.

>>21446082
You sound like someone who knows Connecticut. You must have lived there some 9 years I'd reckon

>>21446082
>New England
Old England is better, it has less faggots

>>21446124
Fact check: false.

Looks like something i'd make when there's nothing else in the fridge and pantry

Americans just think its strange because their store bought sliced bread is complete shit compared to ours. Too sugary and cake-like. It just werks with Australian sliced bread.

>>21445901
As an Australian I completely agree, I got into proper low and slow bbqing last year and it's so much better, it is growing in popularity here recently

>>21446307
Only the wurst of the wurst American bread is like that anon. Maybe that low-tier shit is more pervasive in America, but it is absolutely not the majority of what is available.

The very wurst Australian bread is much the same, although I agree the most ultrasoft processed white crap bread is hardly every bought in Australia. But it does exist.

>>21446053
Not true, our founders shot a bunch of immigrants cause they didn't want to pay tax and now guys named Dane and Mick will get star tattoos honouring those sacrificed bullets

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

>>21445890 (OP)
What do Aussies put on their hot dogs? I know they like beetroot and pineapple on burgers, but is there any peculiarly 'Strayan hot dog condiment/topping?

>>21446559
First of all, we don't really have "hot dogs", but we do have sausages (usually cheep fatty ground beef which is grey/brown, and not similar to hot dogs at all), and we're quite happy with some caramelized onions and BBQ sauce, or tomato sauce (ketchup). Things like mustard and relish don't really exist at any public or large-scale sausage sizzle

Not an anglo of any kind but I wanna make hot dogs today, got all condiments lined up already, just missing the dogs themselves.
Do i go for a sausage with touger skin or not?
Should i go for a fine/coarse red sausage or a real fine/coarse Bratwurst

>>21446024
why do australians parody themselves whenever their country is mentioned? ive never seen this happen with any other country. it's not even funny, just very very cringey.

>>21446139
We take pride in our faggots

>>21446593
Neger just buy "hot dog sausages" in a can or glass like everyone else, they are wieners not bratwurst.

>>21446595
shut up cunt

In Aus/NZ we have hotdogs, American hotdogs, sausage in bread and sausage rolls.

>>21445898
it's nighttime duh

looks like a boomerang

>>21446800
so does my penis

>>21446307
no its just something only niggers do

>>21446082
This looks like it was assembled by a pajeet

non-whites can't appreciate simple meals

>>21446723
>the doody family
lol

>>21445898
It's 2025 you doofus, AI is fixing it.

>>21445901
Australians are mostly famous for meat pies, which fair enough are excellent.

>>21446595
HAHA BUNNINGS FUCKIN AY CUNT. MEAT RAFFLE DROP BEARS OATH MATE. STREWTH THE WIGGLES COMMODORE FUCKIN VB AT 20 TO 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING MEAT PIE DEAD HORSE TONY ABBOT

>>21446082
Looks good. Needs chocolate milk

>>21447287
True. I've had some meat pies from the Aussies that were pretty damn good (I'm not talking about disgusting pusy either)

>>21445890 (OP)
Friendly Shelia would love to give you a sausage sizzle but she ain’t want your sausage

For me it’s the open faced chode dog on French bread

>>21445890 (OP)
We don't call that a hotdog you fucking retarded faggot, we have actual hotdogs here. That's a snag.
>>21445901
>australians are famous for bbq
Why? because you saw the '''shrimp''' on the barbie tourism campaign from the 80s? or Jim Carrey quoting it in Dumb & Dumber? Our idea of a barbecue isn't the same as Americans, we use it to socialise and drink beer. Usually we just put beef sausages, rissoles and steak on a charcoal flame while we all get drunk.

Is everyone on this site a mental defect?

>>21446307
>their store bought sliced bread is complete shit compared to ours
>tomato sauce is so different and higher quality than ketchup
Australia is the Mustang owner of the anglo colony trailer park

Ive been to Australia and they will say to you “ahoy there matey how ‘bout some shrimp on the barbie” they are all decedents of sailors, ex convicts, and prison guards

>>21446595
We parody bogans. Its for the amusement of other Australians.
Your feelings are unimportant.

It's the perfect amount of bread

>>21446595
Why does anyone do anything

>>21447507
i felt that skull to concrete contact. dudes lucky to be alive lmao.

>>21445902
forced meme to get people to shill for vooooooting. australians are brainwashed and retarded.
t. australian

>>21447507
Lol the other bouncer is all like “for fucks sake Damo”

>>21446139
Helloooo, faggot lovers. Everywhere.

The american hotdog everyone.

Pretty fucking grim actually.
Not a proper sausage, not proper bread, not proper relish, not cooked properly.
>>21448533
not even inclusive enough, greenies want a tofu slider. meat is murder

FUCKIN OATH CUNT SAUSAGE SIZZLE GET IT UP YA YA FUCKING DOG CUNT

>>21446057
No, they just have to put the onions underneath the sausage now so they don't fall off while people are eating them

>>21449943
well I don't like this at all. I don't want soggie onions soaking through my bread and onto my hands

>>21449946
If the onions are 'soggy' then they didn't cook it right

>>21447081
nature is healing

>>21447507
we are famous for bbq you sperg.
lamb chops, snags, steaks, skewers, rissoles.
>Our idea of a barbecue isn't the same as Americans, we use it to socialise and drink beer
you think american bbq's arent like this?

>>21447494
god cute Aussie girls like this make me almost miss living in Australia, but I know the reality is that almost every Aussie girl is a fat, bitchy alcoholic.

>>21450346
>burnt sausage wrapped in white bread served in the parking lot of a hardware store
BBQ culture indeed.

>>21450382
yeah no one does it at their home, only at bunnings

>>21450383
Thought as much.
Australians are fucking mongs.
That’s what happens when your entire population is terminally working class. They really are descended from the fucking dross that civillized nations rejected.

>>21450385
nice bait mate here have another (You)

>>21445890 (OP)
Wait until you find out about the humble German Wurstpappe.

>>21447522
You obviously haven't been to Australia you sheltered cunt. They don't say "shrimp on the barbie". That was Paul Hogan for an American market. They say prawn, like almost all the world in their own language. Fuck yourself.

>>21450394

>>21450395
anon are you seriously falling for that

>>21450398
we're a land full of dumb cunts
t. aussie

>>21445890 (OP)
Hot - Dog
East Europe

>>21450398
I'm not falling for anything, I'm calling him a fucking cunt. I'm tired of this lowbrow bait, not because of the message, because of the sheer lack of intellect and effort. You can say "hurrr you got baited". Whatever. I yearn for a post that couldn't have been written by an 8 year old. I suppose I'm a snowflake for wanting a bit of quality.

>>21450411
I wasn't insulting you anon just wasn't sure if your response was in earnest is all

>>21450411
>I suppose I'm a snowflake
You’re not a snowflake.
Snowflakes have a modicum of self-awareness.

>>21450413
>Snowflakes have a modicum of self-awareness
nta what does that even mean? I can read, but what you makes no sense

>>21445894
It's not overly common (that said it's still cheap and easily available), but when cooked well, kangaroo fillet is incredible.
Made an Asian banquet for my sister's 30th a few years ago including teriyaki roo with a special recipe that included vegemite in the sauce (it gives an extra savory kick to it; compliments the "teriyaki" flavour profile very well, as such I highly recommend it) and everyone loved it.

>>21450418
>I can read
>typo
OHNONONONONO

>>21450405
francuskie hot-dog :) you have to squirt a lot of ketchup in that roll before sticking in the sausage.

>>21445890 (OP)
i'm totally fine with snags. it's my go to low effort food

>>21450666
The best is with mustard.

>>21450682
i don't want to fight with you over that. i like ketchup with parowki / wiener würstchen, mustard is great for any other sausage imho

>>21450395
Here’s a real hot dog you bogan bait taker. See that, the wiener is served in what’s called a “hot dog bun.” lol to your down under dogs served on a slice of bread

You people don't even have hot dog buns? I'm not even mad I just feel sorry for you kek

>>21450911
how much do you pay for a hot dog like in your picture? for pic related I pay $3.50. i bet that the australian thing changes for $2.00 it's owner. can some aussie confirm?
non the less, i think it's an easy snack which doesn't make you think about your daily spending.

>>21450917
1: they're sausages not hotdogs and they're cooked on a greasy ass bbq
2: hotdog buns are too much bread
3: sausage sangas are meant to be about the sausage, the bread is just there so you don't have to hold a burning hot greasy sausage bare handed
4: they're meant to be cheap and used for fund raising and shit
5: fuck you fatty

>>21450927
>1: they're sausages not hotdogs and they're cooked on a greasy ass bbq
those "sausages" made of deer meat look dry and disgusting
>2: hotdog buns are too much bread
our hotdogs are thicker and not dry thin pieces of beef jerky so its proportional
>3: sausage sangas are meant to be about the sausage, the bread is just there so you don't have to hold a burning hot greasy sausage bare handed
I wouldn't eat that either way- with or without bread
>4: they're meant to be cheap and used for fund raising and shit
ours are cheap too, 2-5 bucks but somehow incredibly better quality
>5: fuck you fatty
you're certainly not fat if that is what is served, wouldn't eat for weeks if I lived there

>>21447507
>>21450395
>>21450411
Do me a favor mate and put another shrimp on the barbie for me. Thanks!

>>21447507
>Our idea of a barbecue isn't the same as Americans, we use it to socialise and drink beer. Usually we just put beef sausages, rissoles and steak on a charcoal flame while we all get drunk.

American grilling is the same, we just actually make it edible

>>21450948
That’s not a shrimp it’s a Kangaroo’s penis

>>21447513
We have ketchup and tomato sauce here in Australia and I can unequivocally say that tomato sauce is superior in every way. Tomato sauce is still sweet but nowhere near as sickly sweet and overpowering as ketchup is
No idea what American bread is like but if it's anything like the ketchup/tomato sauce situation then yes, ours is better
>>21450382
>>21450385
>Tries to equate the bunnings sausage to Australian 'BBQ culture'
>Gets rightly corrected that nobody actually does that in their homes and it's a fundraising thing
>"Thought as much"
"You can't win an argument with a retard"

>>21452141
>No idea what American bread is like
It's sugary but surprisingly tasty. I had subway while on a trip to Florida and the bread was sweet but not in a sickening way. Kind of like maccas burger buns. probably not good for you, but nice as a treat.

>>21450948
Based jack hanna

>>21447507
Nog vs Anglo ubermensch

>>21450948
That can’t be in Australia there are no Asians in that pic

>>21450382
You make it sound unappealing but this is the only real street food we are allowed to have in this fucking country

>>21453540
Someone stopping you from having a HSP? The sausage roll police gonna arrest you?

>>21453602
>The sausage roll police gonna arrest you?
The reason there is no street food in Australia is because if a boomer sees you selling something, they will immediately call the police

>>21453721
and charge you with what? as long as you're registered with the local council, serving food for money is a legal business

Such a fascinating culture

>>21453745
>as long as you're registered with the local council
And have a business loicense.
And public liability insurance.
And professional indemnity insurance.
And food handling certification.
And food safety inspection certificates.
And a registered business name and TFN.
And

>>21453766
yes, you need to meet food safety standards, that's not a big ask, this isn't myanmar where you can sell food you prepared on the ground. if you're starting a business this is all typical paperwork.

>>21445894
What's the difference? It mostly seems like a weird mix of the two to me. They remind me of Canadians from a cuisine standpoint.

>>21453788
> if you're starting a business this is all typical paperwork.
In most of the world, that is not true. You just get a stand and start selling whatever, and nobody bothers you.

You're in a cult.

>>21453840
Oh boy! I can't wait to go to another country and start an unregistered business that pays no tax! Glad I found out about how Australia is a totally whacky wild cult that does crazy things like tax business transitions and have health inspections! No other country does that!

>>21453721
>>21453766
>>21453788
>>21453840
>>21453846
it's not just that other restaurants complain because they do all this >>21453766 and pay rent for a brick and mortar then some dude parks up across the road in the park with a trestle table and a mini webber q knock off brand bbq comes and takes all their customers

>>21446316
George Washington wasn't a founding father, and the unlawful tax used to justify the suppression of the whisky rebellion was abolished as soon as Jefferson took office (Jefferson being the man who actually wrote the constitution)