There has to be a catch right?

>>21446241 (OP)
Yes, if they see your 400lb frame waddle in and try they will revoke the offer.

>>21446906
Fine, I'll buy 50 bottles of water separately and stick them there out of spite

>>21447016
What?

>give ticket to server
>ICE shows up
based

>>21446241 (OP)
Yes, anon. When you bring one of these tickets to the counter, they ring a loud bell and shout "POORFAG ALARM!!!" and all of the staff points at you and laughs. Then they spit on the food before they hand it to you and make you eat outside in the alley like a stray dog.

>>21447016
>okay sir that'll be $75
>thanks for your business sir
>no sir you can't hang those receipts there
>have a nice day!

Probably no catch. Things are great in America now and everyone is rich and food prices have been crashing and with the big beautiful Bill signed into law it's the start of a new Golden Age of prosperity the likes we haven't seen since the 50s.

>>21447069
You know, people keep complaining about the state of America, but your post is unironically how I feel. I'm making more money than ever and all the food I buy is cheap.
I guess I could install doordash and order a $20 fast food burrito and complain about how expensive food is like everyone else seems to be doing, but I'd rather just not.

>>21447083
based non-whiner, im proud and grateful to be a part of the greatest era of the greatest country in history.

>>21446241 (OP)
This could only be done in a rural town with country people where thieves are practically nonexistent. Couldn't do this in a city. Couldn't even do this in most states.

>>21447083
>Doordash

Lol nah. I have better things to spend my money on. I'm not lazy even though I'm well off.

>>21447133
This. Paying somebody to deliver fast food to you is pathetic.

>>21446241 (OP)
You still have to tip.

A nig family grabs them all to sell for cheap

>>21447282
I'll give the little girl my tip.

>>21447112
what could be better than destroying the welfare state and much of the federal public policy infrastructure directly responsible for the biggest expansion of the middle class and general public wealth and welfare in order to funnel money and power to the wealthiest of the wealthy? you're right to be proud. i am as well.

>>21447400
I'm proud too, fuck middle class posers

>>21447400
More latinx and blacks ahould gwt into the middle class ASAP

>>21447132
>sir, this is free to take
>n-no, you can't do this, these hecking URBAN youths would steal it!!!
>again, sir, this food is free

>>21447016
You might annoy the wagies, but I don't think the business would otherwise even care.

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Great-Value-Purified-Drinking-Water-16-9-Fl-Oz-40-Count/992524020
$4.92/40 = $0.123/bottle
$0.123 * 50 = $6.15

Nevertheless, I think they'd stop ringing you up before you even get to 10 bottles.

>>21446241 (OP)
That's nice of them. I wonder why the orders were canceled.

>>21447286
Sell to whom? Who's dumb enough to pay for free food? How would they find the customers?
Damn, racists always prove to be just as stupid as we know they are.

>>21447400
As part of the 99% I declare that even if I were in the 1% I wouldn't want this level of wealth inequality. I'd be one of the philanthropic ones who gives away half his money while alive and has it all slated to be donated when he dies.

I'm sure there's some analogy that could be made to help the rest of us understand the justification for giving the 1% even MORE money and MORE tax breaks while the rest of us lose the healthcare and social security benefits we were depending on to help us through our final, frailest years.

I'm sure there's some argument for why what they have is insufficient and what we have coming is more than we deserve.
But I've yet to hear or see it. They don't even care because not enough of us care. There are dipshits ITT right now who genuinely either don't care because they think they'll be rich someday or don't care as long as 'libs' are upset on everyone's behalf.
Cutting off your nose to spite your face it's called. Fucking retarded America. I'm embarrassed to be here.

This will be in the next jeet travel guide on how to conquer the west.
Like using Canadian food banks was included as a way to eat free, after using a student visa to permanently migrate.

There is a type of person that takes every free condiment packet left out, never buys that condiment, steals all the straws, plasticware, and will even leave with the toilet paper.
This was reserved for the ultra nigger in the ghetto in the usa in the past and so such things were not restricted in most places.
But now with jeets everything has to be put away and portioned out to customers even outside the ghetto.

>>21448296
you're trying to hijack a cooking board and turn it into a pity party
how pathetic
you deserve to stay poor

>>21447069
>Things are great in America
Then why do restaurants feel the need to have to do what they do in the OP?

>>21448296
>I'd be one of the philanthropic ones who gives away half his money while alive and has it all slated to be donated when he dies.

So what are you waiting for? Cough it up

>>21448752
they dont?